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Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek.
This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
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When are we going to get a movie where Ian McShane and Oscar Isaac play a father and son who solve supernatural mysteries?

Please?
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well I guess at least I can fish for VBWA votes while my season gets flushed down the toilet. #LearnedLeague
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Make America Assert Harsh Consequences to Evil People Again
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Thanks to my daughter's interest in the game, I've been dragged back toward #Fallout4 this weekend.

Ten years on and I'm still noticing new things in this game.

New, dark, terrible, sad, disturbing things.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Inescapable brain worm: We need an exhibition game between Adam Levin, self-styled "AAron" Levine, and Adam Levine.
#Jeopardy
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Besides openly questioning the worthiness of a clue right after I responded to it? 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Stop scrolling, and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Arizona and California turned out really neat.
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
North Carolina and Texas be like

>.> <.<
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Why did I try to make all 50 US state flags in #Minecraft?

I dunno. Seemed interesting.
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Never settling for a simple "Hello?", my uncle would always answer phone calls with, "It's a beautiful day in Virginia."
I need to take my lunches out on the back deck more often.
#RVA
October 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
NO WAY LOLOLOLOLOL
#LearnedLeague #LL106
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Two match days to go.
This is going to come down to *a lot* of blind luck and tiebreakers.
#LearnedLeague #LL106
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well actually if you must know it all started whe—
September 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I mean, there are only 26 letters to choose from. It must be really ornate or something.
September 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
BlueSky finally supports this now, so, I shall repeat the post that is pinned to my Twitter profile:
Credits and thanks to Jeb H for the best GIF ever.
#Jeopardy #NIN
September 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ooooooo neat
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
1. capitals
2. Why would you want to calm down? You are very much allowed to be excited.
September 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Listen, you guys, if I get one more of these dang things, I'm going to assume an eligibility reset and start taking the test again. 😆
@jeopardyofficial.bsky.social
#Jeopardy
August 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Legitimately* batting .500 in a B rundle? Chat, we've made it.

* OK there was that one forfeit win but still

#LearnedLeague #LL106
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I hear you.
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The old man winced as the girl wrapped another loop of bandage over his shoulder. "You can't keep doing this to yourself!" she chided.

"I can," he breathed gruffly against the pain, "and I must. Now get that pauldron back on."

Fighting back tears, she complied.

#LL106 has begun.
#LearnedLeague
August 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yes, yes it is.
July 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Insomnia Brownie
July 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM