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Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek.
This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
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Would be better off interviewing Ken Jennings.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
#BDO is definitely a game that wants you to be there every day. I was utterly overwhelmed. It was hard enough just to remember what all those character abilities did; then I had to deal with three years of unopened mail.

And FFS can we please have MMOs that use gamepads effectively (like #FFXIV)?
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
See, people, this is what you can do instead of symbolically resigning in protest.
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In the third bathroom, a specific song by Da Vinci's Notebook plays on repeat.
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Robin Sloan — Mr. Penumbra's 24- Hour Bookstore

William Gibson — Pattern Recognition

Tom Lin — The Thousand Crimes of Ming Tsu

J. Robert Lennon, Carmen Machado (ed.) — Critical Hits

Sir Patrick Stewart — Making It So

Alex Trebek — The Answer Is...
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I mean, if you die in it, you stay dead, so...
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dear Kaulig Racing,
When you need to fill the seat for Richmond,
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November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It's steps behind other stuff because it's a remake of a game that came out in 1997. 🤷
Meanwhile if you're interested in an ancient walkthrough/guide, I can humbly suggest one by someone you may find familiar:
finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Walkthr...
Final Fantasy Tactics/Zerobandwidth
Final Fantasy Tactics was the second tactical RPG related to the Final Fantasy game series. It featured a revolutionary tactical battle system based on the trademark Active Time Battle (ATB...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"Premium users may also converse with Satan"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Some men struggling with their own late-middle-aged irrelevance would rather become radicalized right-wing scam artists to avoid going to therapy.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
( ( hugs ) )
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
An emphatic "YES" vote from the representative from Virginia.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM