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🤠 alex
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i am loyal to my daimyo
honestly feeling kind of left out because I'm not on any incriminating email chains
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
was Jeffrey Epstein intellectually disabled
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
my therapist just suggested that we switch to bi-weekly appointments. and i have never felt so Betrayed
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Gun.
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i just bought more land in the metaverse
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
just passed a guy on the sidewalk in costume as Chris chan and had to do a full, long double take
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME??
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
need a goblin style gf
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i have a question about updog but i'm embarrassed to ask it
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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me enjoying a internet web content post
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
they're re-writing Huckleberry Finn to replace all references to Jim with "Jim from the Office"
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
my hobbies include installing updates on and restarting my various devices
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it is unfortunately very funny to ruin the white house, to defile a symbol of national pride for a country with such a shameful government
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I guess my dream job is being a noble knight in the service of Emiru. her stalwart protector.
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Q: it's a VPN, 007. it essentially hides you from your internet service provider, or ISP

007: sounds like something a gay guy would use when looking at gay porn lol. would that even work, i wonder??
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
sometimes you gotta do a big coughing and dry heaving fit to relieve a wave of anxiety
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i don't know a lot about japanese politics but it sounds like they might be due for another doohickey
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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20 Oct 2025
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The Kryptos K4 plaintext has been "solved", although it would be more accurate to say it's been found by accident. The solution has been confirmed by Sanborn but has yet to be revealed publicly.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
A C.I.A. Secret Kept for 35 Years Is Found in the Smithsonian’s Vault
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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