zachdressing
@zachdressing.bsky.social
Magic’s favorite condiment.
She/They
She/They
Absolutely slamming down a Vietnamese coffee and then taking a 30min power nap to reaaaaally take a screenshot
January 19, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Absolutely slamming down a Vietnamese coffee and then taking a 30min power nap to reaaaaally take a screenshot
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we are here
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 AM
we are here
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WAIT STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS IS IMPORTANT
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 AM
WAIT STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS IS IMPORTANT
Having a 3hr philosophical debate in the discord shitposts channel like a real intellectual
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Having a 3hr philosophical debate in the discord shitposts channel like a real intellectual
I logged in, finished campaign on new char, Fracturing Orb on first map. Sleep, wake up, do 3rd ascendancy trial, then go to SECOND MAP AND GET A SECOND FRACTURING ORB.
These things are worth 17div each which are each worth 300ex and Ive gotten 500ex over the last 30hrs of gameplay.
34xCurrency...
These things are worth 17div each which are each worth 300ex and Ive gotten 500ex over the last 30hrs of gameplay.
34xCurrency...
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I logged in, finished campaign on new char, Fracturing Orb on first map. Sleep, wake up, do 3rd ascendancy trial, then go to SECOND MAP AND GET A SECOND FRACTURING ORB.
These things are worth 17div each which are each worth 300ex and Ive gotten 500ex over the last 30hrs of gameplay.
34xCurrency...
These things are worth 17div each which are each worth 300ex and Ive gotten 500ex over the last 30hrs of gameplay.
34xCurrency...
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The joy around Lorwyn is palpable.
Magic players love *Magic* 🥰
Magic players love *Magic* 🥰
January 18, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The joy around Lorwyn is palpable.
Magic players love *Magic* 🥰
Magic players love *Magic* 🥰
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4-0, 8-0, didn’t take a point of damage in the finals. weirdly enough pulling every single legendary elf makes for a good sealed pool
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
4-0, 8-0, didn’t take a point of damage in the finals. weirdly enough pulling every single legendary elf makes for a good sealed pool
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Forgive them, father. They don't have a fucking Scooby
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Forgive them, father. They don't have a fucking Scooby
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Hello!! To kick off the Lorwyn release, I'll be doing a blind auction for this process sketch for Dawnhand Eulogist. This is a sketch I did for the final painting to scan and paint over, touched up to make it look nice : ) It is graphite on masonite board.
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Hello!! To kick off the Lorwyn release, I'll be doing a blind auction for this process sketch for Dawnhand Eulogist. This is a sketch I did for the final painting to scan and paint over, touched up to make it look nice : ) It is graphite on masonite board.
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Game 2 is tomorrow at 12pm central on twitch.tv/oz_edgewalker! We have wonderful prizes for everyone who donates including deck boxes, booster boxes, #MtG art paintings and Secret Lairs et al! We will have a full group tomorrow, plus.. well.. be sure to tune in! Announcement at the 2pm stream break!
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Game 2 is tomorrow at 12pm central on twitch.tv/oz_edgewalker! We have wonderful prizes for everyone who donates including deck boxes, booster boxes, #MtG art paintings and Secret Lairs et al! We will have a full group tomorrow, plus.. well.. be sure to tune in! Announcement at the 2pm stream break!
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I just can't help but feel like Lorwyn Eclipsed isn't being treated with the respect it deserves. Release delayed to make room for another set, then placed awkwardly after the holidays resulting in a 4 day preview with reduced community engagement?
idk it doesn't sit right with me.
idk it doesn't sit right with me.
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I just can't help but feel like Lorwyn Eclipsed isn't being treated with the respect it deserves. Release delayed to make room for another set, then placed awkwardly after the holidays resulting in a 4 day preview with reduced community engagement?
idk it doesn't sit right with me.
idk it doesn't sit right with me.
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"What if she was right? What if I was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful? Buried alive and suffocating to death on the other side of a television screen?"
Felt appropriate that I was working on these tonight.
There’s still time. There’s always time.
Felt appropriate that I was working on these tonight.
There’s still time. There’s always time.
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"What if she was right? What if I was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful? Buried alive and suffocating to death on the other side of a television screen?"
Felt appropriate that I was working on these tonight.
There’s still time. There’s always time.
Felt appropriate that I was working on these tonight.
There’s still time. There’s always time.
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I hope by the end of this year all the in universe stuff is so beloved and highly attended and outsold the other stuff so much that universes beyond goes back to being supplementary products like commander decks or secret lairs
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I hope by the end of this year all the in universe stuff is so beloved and highly attended and outsold the other stuff so much that universes beyond goes back to being supplementary products like commander decks or secret lairs
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BRING BACK BLOCKS
IM FUCKING TIRED OF UB
IM FUCKING TIRED OF UB
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
BRING BACK BLOCKS
IM FUCKING TIRED OF UB
IM FUCKING TIRED OF UB
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a wise man once said
"you can never really have too much sauce"
"you can never really have too much sauce"
86% of the universe is just sauce. the rest is empty space
January 17, 2026 at 8:59 AM
a wise man once said
"you can never really have too much sauce"
"you can never really have too much sauce"
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My Magic hot take for the weekend. Ignore the TMNT cards. Stay off the subreddit, do not engage. Just go and enjoy the incredible set that is Lorwyn Eclipsed. A bunch of folks put a lot of love into this set, and it deserved its time to shine.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
My Magic hot take for the weekend. Ignore the TMNT cards. Stay off the subreddit, do not engage. Just go and enjoy the incredible set that is Lorwyn Eclipsed. A bunch of folks put a lot of love into this set, and it deserved its time to shine.
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AI is part of what’s killing adobe but not in this sense. You can’t open Acrobat without it bugging you to use its AI. You can’t toggle it off. Everybody hates that shit. Nobody wants it. This will be the fate of every company trying to force AI
From Dare Obasanjo on Mastodon. Adobe is hitting the floor. #AI
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
AI is part of what’s killing adobe but not in this sense. You can’t open Acrobat without it bugging you to use its AI. You can’t toggle it off. Everybody hates that shit. Nobody wants it. This will be the fate of every company trying to force AI
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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A close friend of mine lost a relative suddenly to a heart attack. He did not have insurance. Now they face a significant bill that they cant pay
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
Donate to Laying My Brother to Rest with Love, organized by Debbie Walters
Please help us lay my brother to rest. He passed away suddenly at the age of 53 wit… Debbie Walters needs your support for Laying My Brother to Rest with Love
gofund.me
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
A close friend of mine lost a relative suddenly to a heart attack. He did not have insurance. Now they face a significant bill that they cant pay
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
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It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
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let's goooooo
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 AM
let's goooooo
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A reminder that Hexing Squelcher ignores opposing instances of Ward.
Ward will trigger, but you don't need to pay the Ward cost as the "can't be countered" clause prevents Ward from countering it. The Ward ability resolves with nothing happening to your spell.
#MTGLorwyn
Ward will trigger, but you don't need to pay the Ward cost as the "can't be countered" clause prevents Ward from countering it. The Ward ability resolves with nothing happening to your spell.
#MTGLorwyn
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 AM
A reminder that Hexing Squelcher ignores opposing instances of Ward.
Ward will trigger, but you don't need to pay the Ward cost as the "can't be countered" clause prevents Ward from countering it. The Ward ability resolves with nothing happening to your spell.
#MTGLorwyn
Ward will trigger, but you don't need to pay the Ward cost as the "can't be countered" clause prevents Ward from countering it. The Ward ability resolves with nothing happening to your spell.
#MTGLorwyn
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you can safely assume that the driver of a giant oversized empty-bed grocery-getter is mentally equivalent to a toddler. i mean this quite literally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
you can safely assume that the driver of a giant oversized empty-bed grocery-getter is mentally equivalent to a toddler. i mean this quite literally.
Hi yall, I was born the same day you were checking into your hotel for Pro Tour New Orleans 2001. Have a good day!!!!
I love inflicting psychic damage on people by telling them I’m about as old as Eighth Edition
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Hi yall, I was born the same day you were checking into your hotel for Pro Tour New Orleans 2001. Have a good day!!!!
I’m reading law of ueki and that’s just straight up gojos power set wtf
gege is a thief twice over
gege is a thief twice over
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m reading law of ueki and that’s just straight up gojos power set wtf
gege is a thief twice over
gege is a thief twice over