the greenhouse
@agreenhouse.bsky.social
gay, trans, plural, etc etc
i post a lot about magic and other random bullshit
*very* 18+
system info: https://dash.pluralkit.me/profile/s/acwnvc
i post a lot about magic and other random bullshit
*very* 18+
system info: https://dash.pluralkit.me/profile/s/acwnvc
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I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
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cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around
there is a point where this would have been exciting for me but if you think i'm putting more than 15 seconds of thought into any post i make on this website you're wrong
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
there is a point where this would have been exciting for me but if you think i'm putting more than 15 seconds of thought into any post i make on this website you're wrong
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING GOOD THIS IS MY PARTNER IS SO COOL
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING GOOD THIS IS MY PARTNER IS SO COOL
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ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
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it may sound counterintuitive in a community of supersoldiers and witches and gods, but as a mostly competent trans woman who enjoys being dominant I’m above almost everyone by default
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
it may sound counterintuitive in a community of supersoldiers and witches and gods, but as a mostly competent trans woman who enjoys being dominant I’m above almost everyone by default
fuck it i'm building a new protean hulk deck
how do i make this something i can play outside of cedh
how do i make this something i can play outside of cedh
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck it i'm building a new protean hulk deck
how do i make this something i can play outside of cedh
how do i make this something i can play outside of cedh
i crave a lot of really fucked up unbans in commander because playing around really messed up board states is incredibly fun for me. i've gotten so lazy about putting interaction into my decks i need more friends willing to play stax against me
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i crave a lot of really fucked up unbans in commander because playing around really messed up board states is incredibly fun for me. i've gotten so lazy about putting interaction into my decks i need more friends willing to play stax against me
putting zirda back in the box
i don’t think changing the hybrid mana rule would be good for the game *BUT* it would let me finally build a zirda + thrasios deck and would make me so so so happy
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
putting zirda back in the box
i don’t think changing the hybrid mana rule would be good for the game *BUT* it would let me finally build a zirda + thrasios deck and would make me so so so happy
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
i don’t think changing the hybrid mana rule would be good for the game *BUT* it would let me finally build a zirda + thrasios deck and would make me so so so happy
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Alter fuckability tierlist
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Alter fuckability tierlist
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hypnosis is cool but what about good old fashioned classical conditioning
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
hypnosis is cool but what about good old fashioned classical conditioning
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my dnd character - Birel 💫
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
my dnd character - Birel 💫
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🔮 make the mechs plural and make them fuck u cowards
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
🔮 make the mechs plural and make them fuck u cowards
never mind on the tagging our posts with emotes thing we're rapidly running out of room in our bio to actually assign everyone one so yall can have fun guessing who said what :3
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
never mind on the tagging our posts with emotes thing we're rapidly running out of room in our bio to actually assign everyone one so yall can have fun guessing who said what :3
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I put my hand to my temple and focus to activate my MRIvision. I am immediately impaled by 7 different large ferromagnetic objects in my vicinity
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I put my hand to my temple and focus to activate my MRIvision. I am immediately impaled by 7 different large ferromagnetic objects in my vicinity
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hey man so we've run the numbers and we have to optimize your model so you're gonna have a lower poly count going forward. yeah we're crunching your texture too. okay fine you can keep the jiggle physics
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
hey man so we've run the numbers and we have to optimize your model so you're gonna have a lower poly count going forward. yeah we're crunching your texture too. okay fine you can keep the jiggle physics
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i love my hair but it would be really cool if i didn't have to do major daily haircare for it to not look like a frazzled mess
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
i love my hair but it would be really cool if i didn't have to do major daily haircare for it to not look like a frazzled mess