most sex toy brands are like "Soothing sensual shape to bring out even the most refined pleasure... Ribbed and satisfying for even the most discerning user.." and it's a solid black rubber cylinder meanwhile tenga is out here selling you the iMac G3 of fleshlights
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
most sex toy brands are like "Soothing sensual shape to bring out even the most refined pleasure... Ribbed and satisfying for even the most discerning user.." and it's a solid black rubber cylinder meanwhile tenga is out here selling you the iMac G3 of fleshlights
The scientist we captured last week told us their test aircraft kept killing pilots so I asked how many pilots they had and he just said they get a new one every time so I said it sounds like they're just feeding ace pilots to hydrogen peroxide and he just started crying
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The scientist we captured last week told us their test aircraft kept killing pilots so I asked how many pilots they had and he just said they get a new one every time so I said it sounds like they're just feeding ace pilots to hydrogen peroxide and he just started crying
there's a witch out there whose spider familiar weaves her comfortable robes and a silken nest to lay in. there's a spider out there whose witch familiar cuddles up to it in her sleep
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
there's a witch out there whose spider familiar weaves her comfortable robes and a silken nest to lay in. there's a spider out there whose witch familiar cuddles up to it in her sleep