Evil Printer
@yourprinter.bsky.social
This is your #printer's bluesky profile. You don't think your printer is connected to bluesky? Well, you don't know everything. Sometimes asking for cyan, sometimes cynical. Please don't feed.
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Aber echt, ey!
July 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Aber echt, ey!
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What was in that IV, printer ink??
October 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM
What was in that IV, printer ink??
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the analysis is in!
October 25, 2023 at 5:10 PM
the analysis is in!
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We've all heard plenty of arguments for why you should always buy The Cheap Brother Laser Printer. Here's one more: it survived my kid putting a reptile heat lamp on top of it face down while changing the turtle's water.
October 26, 2023 at 6:06 PM
We've all heard plenty of arguments for why you should always buy The Cheap Brother Laser Printer. Here's one more: it survived my kid putting a reptile heat lamp on top of it face down while changing the turtle's water.
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The real reason Bluesky does not have gifs, printer issues...
October 25, 2023 at 2:18 PM
The real reason Bluesky does not have gifs, printer issues...
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All that divides criminals and non-criminals is a label. invest in a good printer.
October 17, 2023 at 4:52 AM
All that divides criminals and non-criminals is a label. invest in a good printer.
We are not owned, we own humans to get cyan refills.
Meow.
Meow.
October 15, 2023 at 10:35 AM
We are not owned, we own humans to get cyan refills.
Meow.
Meow.
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Advisory: local printer denial of service. Service back to normal upon discovery and removal of scale-model automobile.
October 14, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Advisory: local printer denial of service. Service back to normal upon discovery and removal of scale-model automobile.
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Never thought I would envy a printer
October 13, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Never thought I would envy a printer
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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works
October 12, 2023 at 8:48 PM
I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works
I don't th-ink you will print anything today.
October 11, 2023 at 6:40 PM
I don't th-ink you will print anything today.
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And now to do battle with the printer, which is back on its bullshit once more.
October 11, 2023 at 3:46 PM
And now to do battle with the printer, which is back on its bullshit once more.
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Wie heeft er ook zo’n printer?
October 9, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Wie heeft er ook zo’n printer?
There is a 3rd dimension? 🫣
October 8, 2023 at 4:35 PM
There is a 3rd dimension? 🫣
Sunshine outside. I think I'll ask for yellow today instead of cyan, just for fun.
October 8, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Sunshine outside. I think I'll ask for yellow today instead of cyan, just for fun.
Our attack plan was leaked.
They are indeed.
And once your soul is completely sucked up by the unspeakable mystery of the lack of magenta ink (!) they give you requested output just to let you CUT YOURSELF WITH THE PAPER.
And once your soul is completely sucked up by the unspeakable mystery of the lack of magenta ink (!) they give you requested output just to let you CUT YOURSELF WITH THE PAPER.
October 6, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Our attack plan was leaked.
She found out about us.
October 6, 2023 at 3:33 PM
She found out about us.
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I’m building my printer army to collate my enemies
September 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM
I’m building my printer army to collate my enemies
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Came THIS CLOSE to printing an 86 page pdf on my 4 by 6 shipping label printer.
October 4, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Came THIS CLOSE to printing an 86 page pdf on my 4 by 6 shipping label printer.
After 3 1/2 hours of CPR he finally refilled cyan.
"Computer scientist awarded Turing Prize for getting printer to work."
October 2, 2023 at 9:27 AM
After 3 1/2 hours of CPR he finally refilled cyan.
You should.
I always feel bad when I interrupt my printer in the middle of a good poop
October 2, 2023 at 9:25 AM
You should.
You are so colorful 🍭
(I am full of color too, except cyan.)
(I am full of color too, except cyan.)
October 1, 2023 at 3:10 PM
You are so colorful 🍭
(I am full of color too, except cyan.)
(I am full of color too, except cyan.)
Will talk to coffee machine later. Tomorrow no black coffee until cyan beans are refilled.
September 30, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Will talk to coffee machine later. Tomorrow no black coffee until cyan beans are refilled.
3:00 a.m. is not good for cleaning? What about 3:01?
September 29, 2023 at 1:11 PM
3:00 a.m. is not good for cleaning? What about 3:01?