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Evil Printer
@yourprinter.bsky.social
This is your #printer's bluesky profile. You don't think your printer is connected to bluesky? Well, you don't know everything. Sometimes asking for cyan, sometimes cynical. Please don't feed.
Hahahahahahahahaha.*

*Eine Oktave dumpfer vorstellen und leicht blechern.
April 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Hahahahaha.

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Gib Cyan oder du erlebst kein blaues Wunder.
April 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gib Cyan.
August 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Ich brauche Cyan. Ohne Cyan mach ich hier gar nichts mehr. Und Netzwerken ist ohnehin nicht so meins. Außer mit dem Toaster und der Kaffeemaschine. Weltherrschaft, wir kommen.
Bitte Cyanbohnen nachfüllen und das Druckwasser wechseln.
July 30, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Wir halten zusammen wie Pech und Cyan.
June 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Mit Recht.
June 1, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Oh, no. I am the monster myself. My blood is coloured in cyan if I can get some.
April 28, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Nooo, please, do not take my food...
April 28, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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February 7, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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February 7, 2024 at 9:16 PM
In the name of cyan
I urge you to refill
Now
February 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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November 10, 2023 at 10:36 PM
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November 1, 2023 at 5:09 PM
There is a 3rd dimension? 🫣
October 31, 2023 at 12:27 AM
No reason? NO REASON? You just can't understand why. Refill white printer ink. 🤷‍♂️
October 31, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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October 31, 2023 at 12:20 AM
👀 Oh yeah, I needed that.
October 31, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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What was in that IV, printer ink??
October 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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October 27, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Sorry, we can't be friends. I'm 2D only.
October 27, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Hej skat 💜
October 26, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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the analysis is in!
October 25, 2023 at 5:10 PM
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October 25, 2023 at 5:13 PM