Sean Hawkins
@yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social
Originated the role of Vic Flange in CARRY ON ABROAD.
He/him. Canadian.
He/him. Canadian.
"As the councillor from Scarborough, I am legallyrequired to point out that this, like everything else in existence, is unfair to the people of Scarborough."
"The rage-baiting is really nauseating," says Councillor Parthi Kandavel. "The idea or the implication that we're against kids getting ice cream or seniors getting a cappuccino, it's troubling. That insinuation that some of us are knuckle-dragging suburbanites ... it doesn't reflect the complexity."
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"As the councillor from Scarborough, I am legallyrequired to point out that this, like everything else in existence, is unfair to the people of Scarborough."
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First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
Cannot even comprehend the mind that doesn’t find the idea of the “AI actress” completely repellant not to mention stupid
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
WUTHERING HEIGHTS prediction: It's gonna be really horny and the ending's gonna suck.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
WUTHERING HEIGHTS prediction: It's gonna be really horny and the ending's gonna suck.
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Read the room, targeted ads.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Read the room, targeted ads.
In a 90's kinda world, I'm glad I've got my girls (and 500 million dollars).
MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In a 90's kinda world, I'm glad I've got my girls (and 500 million dollars).
“How did Blofeld just show up in SPECTRE after he offered to buy James Bond a delicatessen and got dropped down an industrial chimney in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY?”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“How did Blofeld just show up in SPECTRE after he offered to buy James Bond a delicatessen and got dropped down an industrial chimney in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY?”
I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes.
Clearly Shohei Ohtani's interpreter is behind this.
Federal prosecutors allege Clase and Ortiz received thousands to throw specific pitches during MLB games in a scheme that began as early as 2023.
2 Cleveland Guardians Pitchers Indicted In Alleged Pitch-Rigging Betting Scheme
Federal prosecutors allege Clase and Ortiz received thousands to throw specific pitches during MLB games in a scheme that began as early as 2023.
www.forbes.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Clearly Shohei Ohtani's interpreter is behind this.
If Funko goes under there’s going to be entire walls of comic and video game stores up for grabs. What poorly made, soulless toys for weirdo adults will step up to fill the void?
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If Funko goes under there’s going to be entire walls of comic and video game stores up for grabs. What poorly made, soulless toys for weirdo adults will step up to fill the void?
The new Wimpy Kid book gets a little freaky.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The new Wimpy Kid book gets a little freaky.
Heck of a photo to use.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Heck of a photo to use.
That's certainly a unique twist!
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That's certainly a unique twist!
They’re really yelling the quiet part now.
Trump: "They're gonna make DC a state and they're gonna make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, four senators. They're gonna pick up electoral votes. It's gonna be a very, very bad situation. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never obtain power."
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They’re really yelling the quiet part now.
DNC heartbroken he can’t campaign for them anymore.
Breaking news: Former vice president Dick Cheney, who became chief architect of a post-9/11 war on terrorism that involved bypassing restrictions against torture and domestic espionage, died Monday night.
He was 84.
He was 84.
Dick Cheney, powerful vice president during war on terrorism, dies at 84
After the Sept. 11 attacks, perceiving an elemental threat to American society, Mr. Cheney used his role as Bush’s chief strategist to approve the use of torture and steer U.S. occupations of Afghanis...
www.washingtonpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
DNC heartbroken he can’t campaign for them anymore.
Always a bridesmaid...
‘Wicked’ hunk Jonathan Bailey is People’s Sexiest Man Alive
‘Wicked’ hunk Jonathan Bailey is People’s Sexiest Man Alive
Along with defying gravity with his singing voice, Bailey also won hearts with his role on "Bridgerton" as Lord Anthony Bridgerton.
pagesix.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Always a bridesmaid...
What in the Matrix hell?
you know, the original SPACE JAM was not some kind of masterpiece — it wasn’t even particularly good — but it feels like SEVEN SAMURAI compared to the sequel (watching it with my kids right now)
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What in the Matrix hell?
Were people really struggling with this?
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Were people really struggling with this?
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Ohtani is taking so long betwen innings because he has big time diarrhea
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ohtani is taking so long betwen innings because he has big time diarrhea
Springer and Bichette being held together by string and prayer is really hampering the Jays’ ability to get those extra bases. #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Springer and Bichette being held together by string and prayer is really hampering the Jays’ ability to get those extra bases. #bluejays
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We ran a World Series simulator where the baserunners knew how to run, and every game has been 15-run game in that simulation
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We ran a World Series simulator where the baserunners knew how to run, and every game has been 15-run game in that simulation