Sean Hawkins
@yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social
Originated the role of Vic Flange in CARRY ON ABROAD.
He/him. Canadian.
He/him. Canadian.
So weird as a Torontonian of a certain age to see CHOIR CHOIR CHOIR become famous worldwide but you still know the main guy as "the surliest waiter in history at Aunties and Uncles."
Just like the lead singer of Fucked Up is "the guy who would give me a break on late fees at Suspect Video".
Just like the lead singer of Fucked Up is "the guy who would give me a break on late fees at Suspect Video".
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
So weird as a Torontonian of a certain age to see CHOIR CHOIR CHOIR become famous worldwide but you still know the main guy as "the surliest waiter in history at Aunties and Uncles."
Just like the lead singer of Fucked Up is "the guy who would give me a break on late fees at Suspect Video".
Just like the lead singer of Fucked Up is "the guy who would give me a break on late fees at Suspect Video".
Rob Schneider showing up at local distilleries, begging them to make his whiskey:
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Rob Schneider showing up at local distilleries, begging them to make his whiskey:
Brad Bradford lies; must be a day ending in Y.
Clear car lanes, unusable bike lanes, two days after the blizzard (Tuesday aft). It’s a ton of snow & will take time sure, but you have mayoral candidate Brad “I sleep with a bat” Bradford trying to say it’s the other way around to gin up rage & culture war stuff.
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Brad Bradford lies; must be a day ending in Y.
Cosby. Absolutely loved everything he did. And it sucks because the rest of the cast of the Cosby Show (particularly PR and MJW) did such amazing work and have had it invalidated/ruined by association.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Cosby. Absolutely loved everything he did. And it sucks because the rest of the cast of the Cosby Show (particularly PR and MJW) did such amazing work and have had it invalidated/ruined by association.
Looking forward to another week of Olivia Chow being told by city staff that everything has been plowed, and her believing them. #topoli
January 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Looking forward to another week of Olivia Chow being told by city staff that everything has been plowed, and her believing them. #topoli
Post a female character you love:
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Post a female character you love:
Is it really that shocking that a show with more women in skimpy underwear than a Benny Hill rerun, written by a guy who played Don Cherry not once, but twice, might lean a little right?
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Is it really that shocking that a show with more women in skimpy underwear than a Benny Hill rerun, written by a guy who played Don Cherry not once, but twice, might lean a little right?
In a world where German and British tourists exist, American tourists can rest easy.
the "americans will be pariahs when they travel!!" discourse is so funny. 1) we deserve it, 2) people in other countries (excluding, say, large parts of Iraq) are in reality pretty chill about americans, great satan or no
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
In a world where German and British tourists exist, American tourists can rest easy.
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Even after Trump is gone, the world will remember that he threatened to forcibly seize the territory of a peaceful democratic ally, and our institutions failed to immediately remove him. That makes US dangerously unreliable, not just one senile gangster.
His not being impeached by the end of the business day as a result of this threat is as much a problem as the threat itself. It’s not just Trump that the world has to worry about, it’s a GOP that supports him and Democrats who suck their thumbs and refuse to even discuss pushing to remove him
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Even after Trump is gone, the world will remember that he threatened to forcibly seize the territory of a peaceful democratic ally, and our institutions failed to immediately remove him. That makes US dangerously unreliable, not just one senile gangster.
The eventual tell-all book (or, let's be realistic, podcast series) in a few years about how the Queer Eye team have all hated each other for years is going to be absolutely amazing.
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The eventual tell-all book (or, let's be realistic, podcast series) in a few years about how the Queer Eye team have all hated each other for years is going to be absolutely amazing.
The ultimate irony of it all is that with the death of house shows, it made sense to lowball him. R-Truth was the ultimate house show guy. Post-intermission, he comes out, crowd sings along with his entrance music, does a little comedy, has a quick goofy match, gets the crowd pepped up again.
In the new WWE Unreal teaser, Paul Levesque basically admits that they lowballed R-Truth, Truth refused to budge, and it led to the call to not renew Truth's contract.
"When you are dealing with contracts and money, and you're very far apart on the numbers, and communication breaks down..."
"When you are dealing with contracts and money, and you're very far apart on the numbers, and communication breaks down..."
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The ultimate irony of it all is that with the death of house shows, it made sense to lowball him. R-Truth was the ultimate house show guy. Post-intermission, he comes out, crowd sings along with his entrance music, does a little comedy, has a quick goofy match, gets the crowd pepped up again.
Finally watched SUPERMAN. It was....busy.
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Finally watched SUPERMAN. It was....busy.
The Toronto Fan Expo this year was wall to wall AI slop. This needs to be a universal policy.
San Diego Comic-Con will no longer allow AI 'art' to be displayed at their event
"Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show"
This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
"Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show"
This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
January 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The Toronto Fan Expo this year was wall to wall AI slop. This needs to be a universal policy.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
For people who wish that Bill Maher’s Club Random was also the Evening News.
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
For people who wish that Bill Maher’s Club Random was also the Evening News.
ANACONDA was surprisingly not bad!
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ANACONDA was surprisingly not bad!
The greatest moment in sports history.
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The greatest moment in sports history.
Still amazing
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Still amazing
Hopefully the new lead anchor of CBS News can tear himself away from his jet-ski adventures with DJ Khaled to let us know that this is all fine, actually.
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Hopefully the new lead anchor of CBS News can tear himself away from his jet-ski adventures with DJ Khaled to let us know that this is all fine, actually.
"Quick, play that 'I like girls, I swear' song louder!"
A violinist who performed on tour with Will Smith has filed a lawsuit against the actor-musician and a management company, accusing them of retaliation, sexual harassment and wrongful termination.
Violinist sues Will Smith for sexual harassment, wrongful termination | CNN
A violinist who performed on tour with Will Smith has filed a lawsuit against the actor-musician and a management company, accusing them of retaliation, sexual harassment and wrongful termination.
www.cnn.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"Quick, play that 'I like girls, I swear' song louder!"
#strangerthings getting to use #Prince songs in the finale makes Netflix shelving the 9-hour documentary make a lot more sense.
a man with the words quid pro quo written on his face
Alt: Hannibal Lecter saying "Quid Pro Quo".
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
#strangerthings getting to use #Prince songs in the finale makes Netflix shelving the 9-hour documentary make a lot more sense.
My 8 year old daughter, showing me a new game she wants to play with me.
Her: I know all the rules.
Me: OK, but where are the instructions?
Her: I threw them away.
*she then proceeds to win in approximately 3 minutes, playing by rules I'm guessing she made up*
Her: I know all the rules.
Me: OK, but where are the instructions?
Her: I threw them away.
*she then proceeds to win in approximately 3 minutes, playing by rules I'm guessing she made up*
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My 8 year old daughter, showing me a new game she wants to play with me.
Her: I know all the rules.
Me: OK, but where are the instructions?
Her: I threw them away.
*she then proceeds to win in approximately 3 minutes, playing by rules I'm guessing she made up*
Her: I know all the rules.
Me: OK, but where are the instructions?
Her: I threw them away.
*she then proceeds to win in approximately 3 minutes, playing by rules I'm guessing she made up*