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Yooty
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Your favorite Internet raccoon. 🦝
There are still people in the world in 2026 who have thyroid issues bc they don’t have adequate iodine in their diets. Like, as in our cheapest salt. And we are here playing fast and loose with measles and vaccines.
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Girl, this is the Moonies
The party of small government now proposes marriage camps!
Project 2025 at work👇🙄
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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liam and his dad are home!

and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The only good use of AI is Thizz Face Barbie
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Get you some guncles who validate your ADHD/stress coping mechanism of having 5 drinks open at any time by shipping you random cases of beverages out of the blue.

Last month it was some sugar free adaptogenic drink and this month its coconut water.
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
LOL my law school bff texted me today to be like "Remember that time you had a brain tumor? WTF man."

I had the surgery a year AFTER we graduated from law school, we were living in different places, and its been like 14 years since it happened, so it was funny. "I was just thinking about it."
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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I am so tired.
January 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
💔
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I am so tired.
January 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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I think about this a lot. For so, so many kids, their first bully is a parent. There's incredible social pressure to not only forgive/forget but to cloak parental neglect and abuse in gratitude.
Is it possible that the reason we struggle to create a world that prioritizes the health and safety of every child is directly related to most adults (and parents) being formerly unprotected children, conditioned to make excuses, or be grateful for, the abuse and neglect they endured in childhood?
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Han Han Han
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 AM
If you could only see the way she loves me,
Then maybe you’d understand
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 AM
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The ability to take a scalding hot shower at 3pm in the middle of the work day so you can feel something is undefeated.
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
*Anyone or anything in the house gets love or attention*

Panda:
a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
ALT: a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
To church members, pastors, and extended family members, my dad was SO funny, SO nice, such a great Christian and parent, etc etc and eulogized as such at his funeral. My cousins wept, hundreds attended, and all I while my brother and I sat there like 😐
To paraphrase Dave Barry, someone who is nice to you, but cruel to most of America, is not a nice person.

Narcissists tend to like superficially charming but awful people because the superficial charm satisfies their need for admiration.
Clarence Thomas is apparently one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet, and famously knows the name of every single employee at the Supreme Court, down to the night janitors. His character is still bad! Not sure what “Alito is a kind in interpersonal situations” has to do with this.
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Superficial charm also helps a narcissist lower the defenses of the people with whom they interact. Every criminal narcissist over the age of 35 that I have known (dozens over my >30 year career in criminal law) is personally charming. By 35, non-charming narcissists are either dead or in jail.
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...
5-Year-Old in ICE Detention Is Sick, Says Top School Official
The 5-year-old who was taken by federal agents in Minneapolis is being held behind bars with his father in Texas.
www.huffpost.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Ughhhh I don’t wanna clock in for the night shift…
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“We support DJT’s mass deportation policies.”

“Okay, but not like that.”

“They shouldn’t shoot and gas and kill protestors.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Forcing myself to eat is so annoying
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 AM
“Life’s a marathon, not a sprint.”

Neurodivergents: Uh, it’s not HIIT??
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM