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Your favorite Internet raccoon. 🦝
Week 3 donation from YootyMom and Dem Chirrens is done. ✅
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Here’s the thing:

After you watch The American Revolution, you MUST watch The Civil War.
Drumming rain and Ken Burns ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Drumming rain and Ken Burns ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“Grow up, you’re about to die” is a sick burn.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Corgi Express was requested again. Bigs got leftover salmon, so I boxed it up from Red Panda Seafood Restaurant 😂
I turned a roast into a few different meals for everyone. Smalls got broccoli beef so I put it in a takeout container that I scrawled Corgi Express on (he loves Panda Express) and Bigs got roast beef slices, honey cornbread, and crudités so he got his meal from Corgi Steakhouse. 😂
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s raining again. The trash needs to go out. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bigs: Mom, what was the happiest year of your life?

Me: *thinks*

*thinks*

*thinks*

Bigs:…You’re still thinking?

Me: Yeah, hold on…
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If there’s one thing about George Washington this documentary has taught me it’s that a bitch loved to split up his forces.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I turned a roast into a few different meals for everyone. Smalls got broccoli beef so I put it in a takeout container that I scrawled Corgi Express on (he loves Panda Express) and Bigs got roast beef slices, honey cornbread, and crudités so he got his meal from Corgi Steakhouse. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Me and my headache today
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Kids are in bed. Time to finally snuggle in with Ken Burns.
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The guy detained and arguing with 3 cars of police officers in front of my kids’ school tonight apparently did not get the STFU Tuesday memo.

Tiny, for his part, waved and loudly yelled “HI!” so at least one of the cops had to stop talking and wave and say hi back. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My dad was a mechanical engineer by training and used that to become a copy machine repairman until the machines started becoming computerized and then he couldn’t fix *that end* of the machine and his line of work became obsolete.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Who put me in charge of math homework.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I split the baby and air-fried the fish.
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
They delivered my groceries to the wrong house but bc there is photographic evidence of the delivery to the wrong house, apparently this is *my* problem.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I did not have time to fry the fish, but tomorrow is a new day.
Guys remind me I have to fry a fish tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Guys remind me I have to fry a fish tomorrow
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I want the chocolate gelato milkshake from the Bellagio.

Kbai.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bigs has been learning to play guitar by himself, by ear, since September. He won’t use sheet music and doesn’t want lessons, he wants to hide in a room, not be perceived, and just riff until he figures it out. LMAO, if that isn’t the most stubborn Virgo thing ever.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lmao I *promise* you neither needs an AI app to talk to you directly.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I had to drag in the trash cans in the rain today, but I also had to tip them upside down to drain out all the water inside first. 🤮 #reparations #justice4yooty
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM