My mom brought me a jar of raw marinated crab 🦀
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My mom brought me a jar of raw marinated crab 🦀
Anyways, horizontal finally. Happy Thanksgiving, children.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anyways, horizontal finally. Happy Thanksgiving, children.
I made the worlds tiniest turkey for Korean potluck Thanksgiving bc my kids were like wdym no turkey??
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I made the worlds tiniest turkey for Korean potluck Thanksgiving bc my kids were like wdym no turkey??
No better way to start Thanksgiving than by fainting and bonking my head.
(I’m fine, it’s my anemia and I was seated in a chair at the time).
(I’m fine, it’s my anemia and I was seated in a chair at the time).
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No better way to start Thanksgiving than by fainting and bonking my head.
(I’m fine, it’s my anemia and I was seated in a chair at the time).
(I’m fine, it’s my anemia and I was seated in a chair at the time).
Not a bad view for a milkshake
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Not a bad view for a milkshake
I need to like deep clean the house, but I need like a dumpster and week without the kids or dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I need to like deep clean the house, but I need like a dumpster and week without the kids or dogs.
Holidays in SoCal in a nutshell.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Holidays in SoCal in a nutshell.
It is 70 degrees at this outdoor ice rink and the ice is melting and the girls are in tube tops 😂
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It is 70 degrees at this outdoor ice rink and the ice is melting and the girls are in tube tops 😂
Good morning from me and my headache
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Good morning from me and my headache
My bimonthly call to God to be flattened by a steamroller like a Looney Tunes cartoon and then have my back cracked like bubble wrap. And then possibly pummeled with rolling pins.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My bimonthly call to God to be flattened by a steamroller like a Looney Tunes cartoon and then have my back cracked like bubble wrap. And then possibly pummeled with rolling pins.
Week 3 donation from YootyMom and Dem Chirrens is done. ✅
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Week 3 donation from YootyMom and Dem Chirrens is done. ✅
Here’s the thing:
After you watch The American Revolution, you MUST watch The Civil War.
After you watch The American Revolution, you MUST watch The Civil War.
Drumming rain and Ken Burns ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Here’s the thing:
After you watch The American Revolution, you MUST watch The Civil War.
After you watch The American Revolution, you MUST watch The Civil War.
Drumming rain and Ken Burns ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Drumming rain and Ken Burns ❤️
“Grow up, you’re about to die” is a sick burn.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
“Grow up, you’re about to die” is a sick burn.
Corgi Express was requested again. Bigs got leftover salmon, so I boxed it up from Red Panda Seafood Restaurant 😂
I turned a roast into a few different meals for everyone. Smalls got broccoli beef so I put it in a takeout container that I scrawled Corgi Express on (he loves Panda Express) and Bigs got roast beef slices, honey cornbread, and crudités so he got his meal from Corgi Steakhouse. 😂
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Corgi Express was requested again. Bigs got leftover salmon, so I boxed it up from Red Panda Seafood Restaurant 😂
It’s raining again. The trash needs to go out. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s raining again. The trash needs to go out. 😭
Bigs: Mom, what was the happiest year of your life?
Me: *thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
Bigs:…You’re still thinking?
Me: Yeah, hold on…
Me: *thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
Bigs:…You’re still thinking?
Me: Yeah, hold on…
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bigs: Mom, what was the happiest year of your life?
Me: *thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
Bigs:…You’re still thinking?
Me: Yeah, hold on…
Me: *thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
Bigs:…You’re still thinking?
Me: Yeah, hold on…
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
If there’s one thing about George Washington this documentary has taught me it’s that a bitch loved to split up his forces.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If there’s one thing about George Washington this documentary has taught me it’s that a bitch loved to split up his forces.
I turned a roast into a few different meals for everyone. Smalls got broccoli beef so I put it in a takeout container that I scrawled Corgi Express on (he loves Panda Express) and Bigs got roast beef slices, honey cornbread, and crudités so he got his meal from Corgi Steakhouse. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I turned a roast into a few different meals for everyone. Smalls got broccoli beef so I put it in a takeout container that I scrawled Corgi Express on (he loves Panda Express) and Bigs got roast beef slices, honey cornbread, and crudités so he got his meal from Corgi Steakhouse. 😂
Me and my headache today
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me and my headache today
Kids are in bed. Time to finally snuggle in with Ken Burns.
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Kids are in bed. Time to finally snuggle in with Ken Burns.
The guy detained and arguing with 3 cars of police officers in front of my kids’ school tonight apparently did not get the STFU Tuesday memo.
Tiny, for his part, waved and loudly yelled “HI!” so at least one of the cops had to stop talking and wave and say hi back. 😂
Tiny, for his part, waved and loudly yelled “HI!” so at least one of the cops had to stop talking and wave and say hi back. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The guy detained and arguing with 3 cars of police officers in front of my kids’ school tonight apparently did not get the STFU Tuesday memo.
Tiny, for his part, waved and loudly yelled “HI!” so at least one of the cops had to stop talking and wave and say hi back. 😂
Tiny, for his part, waved and loudly yelled “HI!” so at least one of the cops had to stop talking and wave and say hi back. 😂