Paul Blardaukar
@yokaiordie.bsky.social
Just a guy who loves fantasy, horror, and monsters.
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someone commissioned me to draw a silly little nero meme
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
someone commissioned me to draw a silly little nero meme
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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There are some really great one-liners in 80s action movies, but it's a rare case where we get a set-up, a callback, a payoff, AND a coda.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There are some really great one-liners in 80s action movies, but it's a rare case where we get a set-up, a callback, a payoff, AND a coda.
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a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire
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GARO: Makai Senki (2011)
Episode 23
Episode 23
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
GARO: Makai Senki (2011)
Episode 23
Episode 23
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Stitches
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Stitches
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
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Solomon Kane's the most compelling Robert E. Howard protagonist to me personally because I am legitimately fascinated by the history of Protestantism and the whole "I will chase you across the world and kill your ass in the name of my cold and humorless god" is super badass.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Solomon Kane's the most compelling Robert E. Howard protagonist to me personally because I am legitimately fascinated by the history of Protestantism and the whole "I will chase you across the world and kill your ass in the name of my cold and humorless god" is super badass.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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WANTED: Notoriously good girl, known for being good. wanted because she is good. reward for capture: you get to see her and she is good
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
WANTED: Notoriously good girl, known for being good. wanted because she is good. reward for capture: you get to see her and she is good
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Sorry, every time i see someone running around with video game nude mods, my brain always just... this
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sorry, every time i see someone running around with video game nude mods, my brain always just... this
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The only way to save humanity and unite the people is more Sword & Sorcery paintings on the side of vans.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The only way to save humanity and unite the people is more Sword & Sorcery paintings on the side of vans.
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Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The shadow is the body and he casts the man
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"A mountain walked or stumbled."
Wanted to finally do an interpretation of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu!
Wanted to finally do an interpretation of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu!
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"A mountain walked or stumbled."
Wanted to finally do an interpretation of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu!
Wanted to finally do an interpretation of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu!
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the shroud weaver
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the shroud weaver
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"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
One of the reasons why EYES WIDE SHUT has become such an unlikely Christmas movie is that it’s basically the IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE of fucking. www.vulture.com/2019/06/eyes...
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
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I'm really fascinated at the moment by all the magical girl series created by stationery companies back in the '70s-'90s to sell coloring books and paper dolls. So, here's a thread of them that I'll update as I go down this rabbit hole.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm really fascinated at the moment by all the magical girl series created by stationery companies back in the '70s-'90s to sell coloring books and paper dolls. So, here's a thread of them that I'll update as I go down this rabbit hole.
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Me and my friend (The incredibly talented writer Perry Ruhland) collaborated by having me draw a ghost, and then he wrote a wonderful piece of scary micro-fiction for it. Check it out here, and read some of his other work!
perryruhland.com/2025/10/13/m...
perryruhland.com/2025/10/13/m...
“Mouth”
What follows is “Mouth”, a ghost story written by myself, after artwork by the great Trevor Henderson (trevorhenderson.com). We’ve been trying to do something together for ages, a…
perryruhland.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me and my friend (The incredibly talented writer Perry Ruhland) collaborated by having me draw a ghost, and then he wrote a wonderful piece of scary micro-fiction for it. Check it out here, and read some of his other work!
perryruhland.com/2025/10/13/m...
perryruhland.com/2025/10/13/m...
IamtheverymodelofamodernMajor-GeneralI'veinformationvegetableanimaland mineralIknowthekingsofEnglandandIquotethefightshistoricalFromMarathontoWaterlooinordecategoricalI'mverywellacquainted
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
IamtheverymodelofamodernMajor-GeneralI'veinformationvegetableanimaland mineralIknowthekingsofEnglandandIquotethefightshistoricalFromMarathontoWaterlooinordecategoricalI'mverywellacquainted
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...