Paul Blardaukar
@yokaiordie.bsky.social
Just a guy who loves fantasy, horror, and monsters.
IamtheverymodelofamodernMajor-GeneralI'veinformationvegetableanimaland mineralIknowthekingsofEnglandandIquotethefightshistoricalFromMarathontoWaterlooinordecategoricalI'mverywellacquainted
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
IamtheverymodelofamodernMajor-GeneralI'veinformationvegetableanimaland mineralIknowthekingsofEnglandandIquotethefightshistoricalFromMarathontoWaterlooinordecategoricalI'mverywellacquainted
As true today as it was when it was written.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
As true today as it was when it was written.
I was originally gonna say one of the Cenobites, but then I remembered your gym photos and thought you deserved better than one of those scrawny nerds. So I’m giving you Kibellah, the Assassinorum from Rogue Trader.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was originally gonna say one of the Cenobites, but then I remembered your gym photos and thought you deserved better than one of those scrawny nerds. So I’m giving you Kibellah, the Assassinorum from Rogue Trader.
A piece of writing that keeps going through my head for completely non-Chuck Schumer related reasons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
A piece of writing that keeps going through my head for completely non-Chuck Schumer related reasons.
before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this
I never stop thinking about what Barbara Brown Taylor said:
October 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I never stop thinking about what Barbara Brown Taylor said:
What characters permanently altered your brain chemistry?
I didn’t really know my grandfathers, so at around age five I started collecting surly old people, and that never really went away.
I didn’t really know my grandfathers, so at around age five I started collecting surly old people, and that never really went away.
September 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What characters permanently altered your brain chemistry?
I didn’t really know my grandfathers, so at around age five I started collecting surly old people, and that never really went away.
I didn’t really know my grandfathers, so at around age five I started collecting surly old people, and that never really went away.
I'm hear you fuckass bitch.
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm hear you fuckass bitch.
I’m afraid it’s terminal.
September 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m afraid it’s terminal.
No new pics where u at mentally
August 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
No new pics where u at mentally
“I want Henry Cavill as The Emperor!” “Charles Dance as Lion El’Jonson!” Pointless. Meaningless. The only objectively correct live-action WH40k casting is Ann Dowd as Ursula Creed.
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“I want Henry Cavill as The Emperor!” “Charles Dance as Lion El’Jonson!” Pointless. Meaningless. The only objectively correct live-action WH40k casting is Ann Dowd as Ursula Creed.
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
August 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
This can work, but only, ONLY, if it ends with that scene from the comics where Uncle Owen kills Darth Maul.
August 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This can work, but only, ONLY, if it ends with that scene from the comics where Uncle Owen kills Darth Maul.
Post a title screen that is iconic to you
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Post a title screen that is iconic to you
This is the face I’m submitting to BlueSky for verification
July 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is the face I’m submitting to BlueSky for verification
Yeah, I played the anime horse game
July 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yeah, I played the anime horse game
What my mental health looks like
July 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What my mental health looks like
The only proper response
July 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The only proper response
If you see this, post a sword! ⚔️
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you see this, post a sword! ⚔️
Me and my bsky bubble
June 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me and my bsky bubble
May 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Animated horror anthology founded on the B-17 segment from Heavy Metal, the old stop motion Sandman short, the DyE Fantasy video, and that one anti-nuclear short that turned a man’s hair white from shock.
May 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Animated horror anthology founded on the B-17 segment from Heavy Metal, the old stop motion Sandman short, the DyE Fantasy video, and that one anti-nuclear short that turned a man’s hair white from shock.