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Chris Coded
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Texas Panhandle native, Utah transplant. Software Developer. Religiously Episcopalian, historically Mormon. Houston Texas Sports Fan. The Sin of Empathy is cool 🏳️‍🌈
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Always a good day to post Christopher Plumber ripping a Nazi flag.
Woody Guthrie would have burnt Pampa, Texas to the ground if he knew that its citizens were Nazi-boot sucking losers.
April 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
For the record: there’s only 2 bars in all of Provo. Both are on Center Street. There’s 1 liquor store on Freedom Ave.
March 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
RAAAAAHHHHHHH COUGARS!!!!!!
March 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“Don’t sell your stocks! It’s not Armageddon for the company”- *Kenneth Lay, 2002 at very publicized all-hands meeting.

*Sorry, I meant Elon Musk, 2025, at very publicized all-hands meeting.
March 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
March 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fun fact: the Secretary of Commerce also happened to have run the same analysis firm that told people to “buy the dip” this morning before becoming the Sec. of Commerce.

K-hole Man is desperate lmao.
On Jesse Watters’ show, Howard Lutnick, the U.S. Secretary of Commerce, tells viewers they should buy Tesla stock.

“I think if you want to learn something on this show tonight, buy Tesla. It’s unbelievable that this guy’s stock is this cheap. It’ll never be this cheap again.”
March 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
March 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It gives me no great pleasure to say this as a BYU fan, but my wife has been accepted by the University of Utah School of Music as a graduate student!

She has worked incredibly hard to get back into being a musician and I’m so proud of her, even if it is to that other school🥹
March 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Y’all don’t know what is going on in the land of Twitter, but the AI shills are having a bad time lmao.

It turns out when you don’t actually know something and you push for it, it doesn’t work in a way you expect, because again, you don’t actually know how that thing works.
March 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I made a pi yesterday for a party. It was so important you could say it was… integral.
March 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The country you love is being dismantled from within as they consolidate power & eradicate checks and balances.

But hey, enjoy the Super Bowl! 🇺🇸
February 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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If I could ask everyone for a HUGE favor today. Please use 5calls to contact your representatives. Ask them to support the NIH and NSF and work to reverse the decision to cap their funding. These cuts will devastate research institutions and jeopardize scientific progress. 5calls.org/issue/nih-ns...
February 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You can lie btw. You don’t have to tell the truth. In fact it’s a whole tactic the CIA use to get into orgs they want to subvert.
EXCLUSIVE: Candidates for national security roles in the new administration have been posed loyalty questions, such as: Was Jan. 6 an inside job, and Was the 2020 presidential election stolen? They were asked to give straight "yes" or "no" answers. Here's our story.

wapo.st/3EF3aWN
U.S. intelligence, law enforcement candidates face Trump loyalty test
Candidates for top intelligence and law enforcement jobs were asked to give “yes” or “no” responses to questions such as: Was Jan. 6 “an inside job?”
wapo.st
February 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
In enemy territory.

Snagged a free cape for Doggie and the Kiddo.
February 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Great news: Trump/Musk cuts to USAID temporarily blocked in court.

Keep chipping away. They're not invincible.
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This time last year, I had to escape from a wildfire with family, the largest in Texas history.

I saw comments of people saying that *I* and the people around me deserved it, that *I* had voted for this.

Honestly, fuck those people, I hope they never get more than 4 hours of sleep again.
February 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fascism is an ideology of weakness and stupidity.

Trump’s “Burn and Churn” will fall apart eventually, either out of sheer stupidity, or an Act of God like a plague (again).
February 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s more than labs y’all. I need y’all to understand that. It’s everything: manufacturing, transportation, security, design, refurbishing, building, dismantling, all of it.

Even during Reagan there was a little red label on nuclear security that said “NO TOUCH”

www.energy.gov/nnsa/nationa...
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Might any grownup in the Senate be willing to intervene now? Truly, this is the nuclear weapons agency. Is there no one interested in governance at all?
DOE's general counsel and IT offices told DOE Sec. Chris Wright that giving DOGE rep Luke Farritor IT access was a "bad idea" bc he hadn’t had a standard background investigation needed to access the department’s system, per a source. Wright granted him access anyways. www.cnn.com/2025/02/06/c...
Trump energy secretary allowed 23-year-old DOGE rep to access IT systems over objections from general counsel | CNN
Concerns were raised that the DOGE rep — a former SpaceX intern — did not have the background investigation required to access the Department of Energy’s system.
www.cnn.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No no no no no no no no no

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad

This is our nuclear security at risk. If there is one thing you do tomorrow, it’s call and bug the shit out of your Congress person. ASAP.
DOE's general counsel and IT offices told DOE Sec. Chris Wright that giving DOGE rep Luke Farritor IT access was a "bad idea" bc he hadn’t had a standard background investigation needed to access the department’s system, per a source. Wright granted him access anyways. www.cnn.com/2025/02/06/c...
Trump energy secretary allowed 23-year-old DOGE rep to access IT systems over objections from general counsel | CNN
Concerns were raised that the DOGE rep — a former SpaceX intern — did not have the background investigation required to access the Department of Energy’s system.
www.cnn.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is 2023, we are still in the hospital with our newborn child. The Chiefs are in the Super Bowl.

It is 2024, we are getting ready to celebrate the kiddo’s 1st birthday. The Chiefs are in the Super Bowl.

It is 2025
February 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why haven’t we just done the Scientologist method of doing things where we sue every individual DOGE employee personally, all of us, all at once.

It worked for Scientologists against the IRS.
February 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I voted for Trump. When he said he was going to send enemies of America to Gitmo, I didn't know he was going to send me to Gitmo.
February 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM