Chris Coded
@yeehawtoast.bsky.social
Texas Panhandle native, Utah transplant. Software Developer. Religiously Episcopalian, historically Mormon. Houston Texas Sports Fan. The Sin of Empathy is cool 🏳️🌈
Woody Guthrie would have burnt Pampa, Texas to the ground if he knew that its citizens were Nazi-boot sucking losers.
April 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Woody Guthrie would have burnt Pampa, Texas to the ground if he knew that its citizens were Nazi-boot sucking losers.
Y’all don’t know what is going on in the land of Twitter, but the AI shills are having a bad time lmao.
It turns out when you don’t actually know something and you push for it, it doesn’t work in a way you expect, because again, you don’t actually know how that thing works.
It turns out when you don’t actually know something and you push for it, it doesn’t work in a way you expect, because again, you don’t actually know how that thing works.
March 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Y’all don’t know what is going on in the land of Twitter, but the AI shills are having a bad time lmao.
It turns out when you don’t actually know something and you push for it, it doesn’t work in a way you expect, because again, you don’t actually know how that thing works.
It turns out when you don’t actually know something and you push for it, it doesn’t work in a way you expect, because again, you don’t actually know how that thing works.
I made a pi yesterday for a party. It was so important you could say it was… integral.
March 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I made a pi yesterday for a party. It was so important you could say it was… integral.
In enemy territory.
Snagged a free cape for Doggie and the Kiddo.
Snagged a free cape for Doggie and the Kiddo.
February 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In enemy territory.
Snagged a free cape for Doggie and the Kiddo.
Snagged a free cape for Doggie and the Kiddo.
This time last year, I had to escape from a wildfire with family, the largest in Texas history.
I saw comments of people saying that *I* and the people around me deserved it, that *I* had voted for this.
Honestly, fuck those people, I hope they never get more than 4 hours of sleep again.
I saw comments of people saying that *I* and the people around me deserved it, that *I* had voted for this.
Honestly, fuck those people, I hope they never get more than 4 hours of sleep again.
February 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This time last year, I had to escape from a wildfire with family, the largest in Texas history.
I saw comments of people saying that *I* and the people around me deserved it, that *I* had voted for this.
Honestly, fuck those people, I hope they never get more than 4 hours of sleep again.
I saw comments of people saying that *I* and the people around me deserved it, that *I* had voted for this.
Honestly, fuck those people, I hope they never get more than 4 hours of sleep again.
Fascism is an ideology of weakness and stupidity.
Trump’s “Burn and Churn” will fall apart eventually, either out of sheer stupidity, or an Act of God like a plague (again).
Trump’s “Burn and Churn” will fall apart eventually, either out of sheer stupidity, or an Act of God like a plague (again).
February 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Fascism is an ideology of weakness and stupidity.
Trump’s “Burn and Churn” will fall apart eventually, either out of sheer stupidity, or an Act of God like a plague (again).
Trump’s “Burn and Churn” will fall apart eventually, either out of sheer stupidity, or an Act of God like a plague (again).
“Mitchell McConnell, you’ve been selected, come on down!”
February 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Mitchell McConnell, you’ve been selected, come on down!”
Remember: Tolerance is a social contract, not a moral obligation.
Fascism, nazism, supremacy violate that social contract.
Therefore, you do not have to tolerate those people, either in private society or in public.
Fascism, nazism, supremacy violate that social contract.
Therefore, you do not have to tolerate those people, either in private society or in public.
February 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Remember: Tolerance is a social contract, not a moral obligation.
Fascism, nazism, supremacy violate that social contract.
Therefore, you do not have to tolerate those people, either in private society or in public.
Fascism, nazism, supremacy violate that social contract.
Therefore, you do not have to tolerate those people, either in private society or in public.
The good ones have “strict” barriers to entry (TEC is actually quite simple: Believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, do good, and live rightly. That’s hard for Don though).
Joel Osteen and his ilk? Just give them money and “your sins be forgiven you.”
Joel Osteen and his ilk? Just give them money and “your sins be forgiven you.”
February 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The good ones have “strict” barriers to entry (TEC is actually quite simple: Believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, do good, and live rightly. That’s hard for Don though).
Joel Osteen and his ilk? Just give them money and “your sins be forgiven you.”
Joel Osteen and his ilk? Just give them money and “your sins be forgiven you.”
This flag has killed fundamentalist terrorists, dictators, and has resisted authoritarianism once before.
Use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
Use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This flag has killed fundamentalist terrorists, dictators, and has resisted authoritarianism once before.
Use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
Use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
This flag killed fascists, use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This flag killed fascists, use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
This flag killed slavers, use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This flag killed slavers, use it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
This flag killed monarchists, use it, embrace it and don’t let them have it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This flag killed monarchists, use it, embrace it and don’t let them have it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
It only stands for oligarchy and dictatorship if you let it.
I’ve never had that happen. Certainly not when I was a BYU student from 2017-2021. Went out for a walk with my dog and had to run back to take my jacket off.
February 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’ve never had that happen. Certainly not when I was a BYU student from 2017-2021. Went out for a walk with my dog and had to run back to take my jacket off.
Always a good day to post Christopher Plumber ripping a Nazi flag.
February 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Always a good day to post Christopher Plumber ripping a Nazi flag.
Wait, you’re telling I didn’t actually claim the Mandate of Heaven?? Oh man, what am I going to tell my cadre of Ming-era eunuchs about this…
February 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wait, you’re telling I didn’t actually claim the Mandate of Heaven?? Oh man, what am I going to tell my cadre of Ming-era eunuchs about this…
And to put some gravitas on this: Q/TS-like clearances are incredibly difficult to get. I know people that took 2 years to get theirs and they lived good, clean lives.
You don’t get to be political at this level. Your duty is to rules and procedures or you wind up like Pantex in 1977
You don’t get to be political at this level. Your duty is to rules and procedures or you wind up like Pantex in 1977
February 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And to put some gravitas on this: Q/TS-like clearances are incredibly difficult to get. I know people that took 2 years to get theirs and they lived good, clean lives.
You don’t get to be political at this level. Your duty is to rules and procedures or you wind up like Pantex in 1977
You don’t get to be political at this level. Your duty is to rules and procedures or you wind up like Pantex in 1977
Oh boy, I’m sure most of the commentary about DeepSeek will be normal, meaningful, and substantive discussions and not reductive, orientalist, and sinophobic in any way!
January 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh boy, I’m sure most of the commentary about DeepSeek will be normal, meaningful, and substantive discussions and not reductive, orientalist, and sinophobic in any way!
Weird way to quote the Mormon Temple Endowment ceremony, but I’ll take it.
January 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Weird way to quote the Mormon Temple Endowment ceremony, but I’ll take it.
Boy howdy, the kids are not alright.
January 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Boy howdy, the kids are not alright.