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Jeff Stone!
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They love me at the Chelsea, they adore me at the Ritz
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I guess this is what I have to look forward to
emilyoram.bsky.social Emily ✨🎄 @emilyoram.bsky.social · Oct 24
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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For wrestling nerds only but Marc Mero posted the entire rundown he worked out with Brian Pillman before their 1995 Fall Brawl match on Facebook and it’s wild how much detail is in it.
WORLD WRESTLING Fall Brawl Match Page 1 1st 15 minutes 1. lock up, roll around, clean break. 2. Lock up again I give Brian a quick arm-drag. 3. Lock up arm exchanges, I have Brian in a hammer lock he hip tosses me. 4. Lock up Brian takes me over, come up Throw Brian in he gives me a tackle, drop down leapfrog as I turn around Brian throws me off I forward roll he leapfrogs me we both go for drop-kicks. 5. Lock up Exchange arm whips, I do a forward roll kip up arm drag Brian. go back to the arm, hammer lock Brian, he kicks his feet up and snap mares me over, work a hold. 6. Brian has my arm shoots me off, I go for a clothesline do the doesy doe. 7. Brian head mares me over, hit the ropes, I trip him, spin through the arm, Oklahoma roll. Back to a hold. 8. Brian shoots me off, he drop toe holds me, puts his feet under my armpits, rolls me over into a pin. 9. I turnbuckle Brian, run underneath, catch his legs and do the flying head sciccors, I do a forward roll, Brian runs at me reverse drop-kick me, I catch his legs, rolls me up. Back to the head lock. 10. I shoot Brian into the corner, I run underneath, Brian goes for a hip toss, I mexican arm-drag him, float to the head. 11. Brian shoots me off goes for an armdrag, I do the Taylor spot. Back to the headlock. WINLD 12. Brian buck supplexes me, 1 sell over to the ropes, Brian trys to run my head into the tumbuckle, I block it, Run his head into the corner he takes the bump, i give him the leg drop over the ropo, Cover and then put the submission on Brian. 13. Brian gete loose and puts submission on me. 14. Do a spot where Brian shoote me oft, He leap-frogs me, 1 hit the ropes, and leap-frog brian, I hit the ropes and we both go for a leapefrog and hit henda. 15. Brian gets up tirat, hits me with a standing headbutt, we both sell, I roll to the apron, 16. Brian goes to supplex me in, 1 end up supplexing him outside the ring. 17. 1 dive over the top rope on to Brian. We both go back to selling. 18. 1 roll him in, go to the top rope come off with a double ashandle, Brian catches me first with a drop-kick in mid air goes for the pin, 1 kick out. 19. Brian shoots me in 1 give him a kick, powerbomb, Brian kicks out. 20. I shoot Brian off he reverses it, gives me a tombstone piledriver covera, 1 kick out, 21. Brian grabs me, pulls me over to the comer for the swinging PRT, I just throw him oft. I cover him. 22, 1 pick Brian up for a slam he drops bohind me gives me a Russian legsweep, Covera. 23. Brian puts submaxion hold on me but I don't give, Ho releaves the hold goes to argue with the ref, as ho turns towards mo 1 hit him with the tutti-frutti he falls by the ropes, ref, counts 1-2 his foot is under the rope, WORLD WRES/LING S 24. I think I win, turn away from Brian, as I turn back he hits me with the Air-Pillman. Covers me I kick out. 25. Brian goes for the drop-kick off the top rope, I get up and we have a double drop-kick we both sell. 26. Brian picks me up throws me off, puts me in a sleeper, I fight it finally Brian throws me off again I reverse it I put Brian in a sleeper. 27. Brian gives me a back superplex, we both sell. 28. Brian sets me on the top rope for a superplex, I block it throw him off, 29. I do a sunset flip off the top. Brian kicks out. 30. 1 go for another powerbomb, Brian turns it into a frankensteiner. 31. Brian shoots me off I reverse it Brian goes for the crucifix, I give him a Samoan drop. I cover, 32. Then place Brian on the top rope I give him a frankensteiner, cover. 33. Go for The Frankensteiner again, Brian gives me a swinging DDT, cover. 34. Brian climbs to the top again. I fall into the rope, Brian crotches himself, I climb through the ropes and nail Brian, then throw him off into the rail. 35. Do the Badd-Mood throw Brian in, Slingshot myself in for a splash, Brian puts up his knees we both sell, he rolls over for the cover, I kick out. 36. Brian throws me into the corner goes for a monkey flip, I set him over the ropes he nails me, slingshots himself over into a powerslam.... FINISH: Duck the clothesline, Duck the clothesline, crossbody.
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!”
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10d
It was a perfect viral moment, a 5 second video snippet that appeared to tell an entire story. Then the country got way, way, way too invested.
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Giving the people news they can use
lizshannonmiller.com Liz Shannon Miller @lizshannonmiller.com · 10d
An important historical moment.
a Facebook exchange from 15 years ago in which my friend Jeff reveals to me that Sam Rockwell is the guy from that one scene in TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (1990).
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I've come to realize that a lot of people like him because he tells them it's OK to not have any values either. Values require effort. MAGA is about effortless decadence, sit in your chair and get mad at computer with the rest of us, it's great.
emilynussbaum.bsky.social Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 13d
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
yeahjeffstone.bsky.social
We go big, we go small, we go big, we go small
Slacker, Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair, Sorry Baby, Avatar the Way of Water
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
yeahjeffstone.bsky.social
You genuinely love to see it.
nyfcc.bsky.social New York Film Critics Circle @nyfcc.bsky.social · 26d
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Benicio del Toro, One Battle After Another
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
yeahjeffstone.bsky.social
Can you believe this guy
Overhead shot of a kitten contorted in such a way that he looks like he's doing ballet
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Can vouch for this kitten's excellence.
leslielevings.bsky.social Leslie Levings @leslielevings.bsky.social · Nov 11
This little baby, Mint Chip, is the last of our foster kittens to be adopted. If you know anyone in the LA who needs an absolute sweetie who adores laps, blankets, and other cats, they should get in touch with www.santedor.org
A very handsome blue point kitten rests on a person's ankle
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Still hits
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Hail, Caesar! - Would That It Were So Simple Scene (2/10) | Movieclips
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November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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We've got you 👍
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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the plan is to take the ACA apart brick by brick and replace it with nothing, there, i spoiled your top double secret healthcare plan
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Nov 2
Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Instantly knew in my heart this was a @digitalgain.bsky.social reskeet
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Intuition only gets you so far, I guess
A woo woo store called House of Intuition, the awnings of which say "Your intuition led you here." A sign in the window saying the store is for lease
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
yeahjeffstone.bsky.social
Turned on Death Stranding 2 yesterday and got this surprise cut scene where digital Lea Seydoux, Nicolas Winding Refn, and the rest of the gang wished me a happy birthday. I thought I was hallucinating.
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Death Stranding 2 - Funny Birthday Easter Egg Cutscene
YouTube video by Dan Allen Gaming
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October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 20
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Terrifying antifa super-soldiers at No Kings Studio City
October 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Both of you, dance like you want to win!
Eva Units 01 and 02 doing the synchronized kick Sherbs the cat in another of his insane sleep positions, with one leg extended where he looks like he's doing the Eva kick
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.
Grey-haired clerk seated at desk getting his ass absolutely handed to him by Hailee Steinfeld's character, who is glimpsed from the back seated opposite him. Matt Damon's pompous Texas Ranger getting cut right down to size by Mattie Ross Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn getting fully rinsed by Mattie Ross. Barry Pepper as Lucky Ned Pepper (lol only realizing as I type this the surname connection) somewhat amused at getting wrecked by Mattie Ross.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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this white house actively treats a large swath of americans as disloyal and outside the political community and it doesn’t merit so much as a peep from the political press
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 16
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Was completely on purpose
juliansingleton.bsky.social Julian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · Oct 8
Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I wrote about Bari Weiss as the grim future of mainstream media under billionaire control: defector.com/bari-weiss-s...
Bari Weiss Signs Huge Deal To Usher CBS News Into Its Vichy Era | Defector
On Monday, newly appointed Paramount CEO David Ellison announced that his company had acquired the Free Press, the smirking blood-and-soil blog founded and run by former New York Times hall monitor Ba...
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October 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Have you ever wanted a comprehensive catalog of every miniscule piece of garbage in your home? Consider fostering kittens!
October 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM