Kevin T. Porter
kevintporter.bsky.social
Kevin T. Porter
@kevintporter.bsky.social
I’m fun and normal
Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Defying Jesus Freak (without Christ we’re all….wicked)
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Super Bowl Commercials This Year
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The New Kermit
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Honest conversation between Bruce Springsteen fans
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
How it feels to be talking about anything else right now
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
ICE Agent has a rare moment of self-reflection
January 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
David Lynch $?
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I’m the DJ at a Christian teen abstinence conference but I’m really bad at it
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I’m disappointed in Taylor Swift
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Sydney Sweeney Top 10 Juggiest Moments of All Time
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Dreamt last night that I went to an old friend’s apt and they came out in a green dress. There was a party next door and I was wearing slippers. I asked if I should go to the car and change shoes and she said “Yeah!” And then I woke up
June 5, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Had a dream last night someone I used to know was pregnant and I spent the whole evening trying to avoid them while in the same room. Weird one.
November 11, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Had a dream last night that I had a big beautiful party in an undisclosed huge lot in New York. Russell Crowe swung by and was hamming it up while we took a bunch of videos of him on our phone
October 1, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Dreamt last night I kept missing my flight to New York. That felt bad! Woke up and took about 20 minutes to adjust. And that’s been my lil dream report :)
July 24, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Maybe this where I should post abt my dreams bc who cares.

Last night I had a dream two of my Brooklyn friends I stay with texted me to say “you can’t come back to New York until our son is a toddler.” They are childless
July 6, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Oh yeah!
July 4, 2023 at 12:28 AM