Britt 🦀♋️
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Britt 🦀♋️
@y0urflyness.bsky.social
The best there is. Plain and simple. I mean I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. #VUU
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That demon tried to leap out of him
July 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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According to Consumer Affairs, the DC area has dethroned Los Angeles for having the worst traffic in the nation. They say the DMV's average commute time is now 33.4 minutes vs. 30.5 in Los Angeles. In 2024 DC was number 2.
July 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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John Gaines & Vic Mensa?! I need both😮‍💨
July 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“95 is the route, not the speed limit.” Felt like that highway sign was for me…
July 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Losing some fine 💩?

It hurt you to your heart
July 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Let me tell you something… Losing some fine 💩?????
July 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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She really divorced that man and is now making out with Aaron Pierre.

Moral of the story: Leave him.
July 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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3 day weekends remind me how much we desperately need a standard 4 day work week.
July 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Flooding in Central Texas has killed at least 24 people and at least 20 girls attending a summer camp are missing, officials said.
Live updates: Search and rescue underway after 24 killed and at least 20 girls missing in Texas flooding
The flooding in Kerr County, Texas, killed at least two dozen, while Camp Mystic on the banks of the Guadalupe River had several girls unaccounted for.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Who knew so many people hated fireworks...
July 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Talk You Through It is perfect.
July 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’ve definitely let every person I’ve dated in my big age know that if we make it to cohabitation, I need my own space (bedroom and bathroom).
July 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Only way I can get married fr. She can have the main suite, I will take the second biggest room but baby we gotta sleep separate sometimes
July 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Drake the kid you went to school with that thought he was popular, but didn’t realize people only tolerate him bc his parents have a big house to throw parties.
July 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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#BlackSky

Post a quote that Black folks will immediately recognize:

Me: "FORTY DOLLARS?!?!"
July 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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so many responses begin with 199—
July 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all
July 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.
July 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Not sure what’s happening with the planets and shit right now but imma fly to Ohio next week to tell my father what I feel and then come back home right after.
July 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Losses in service jobs sparked the first negative job growth in two years.
The Most Americans Are On Unemployment—Nearly 2 Milllion—Since Pandemic
Losses in service jobs sparked the first negative job growth in two years.
www.forbes.com
July 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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As a ♋️: "I don't want to toot my own horn. But....."
June 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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i said REMMICK??????!
July 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Significantly over the speed limit, windows down (no B pillars), sunroof open, music blasting, this is why I do and will always work like a dog.
July 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM