XenonNSMB
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Husband, wife, president, dad, gamer. (he/him)
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
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you all know what I think about stuff so I'm going to a parking lot to enjoy the sunset
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you all know what I think about stuff so I'm going to a parking lot to enjoy the sunset
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every three letter agency you can think of is saving the entire atproto firehose
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
every three letter agency you can think of is saving the entire atproto firehose
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Video games should not respect time. They should exist entirely perpendicular to the fourth dimension. Video games should be frozen crystals of potential events the player experiences all in one instant. Video games should be written in Haskell so that playing them does not have any side effects
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Video games should not respect time. They should exist entirely perpendicular to the fourth dimension. Video games should be frozen crystals of potential events the player experiences all in one instant. Video games should be written in Haskell so that playing them does not have any side effects
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The terms of the settlement aren't known yet but I assume they're going to be the first brick in an edifice of literally all intellectual work being turned into Spotify. An "AI" company charges $$$ for garbled versions of your writing, artwork, or music and you get a check for two cents a quarter
August 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The terms of the settlement aren't known yet but I assume they're going to be the first brick in an edifice of literally all intellectual work being turned into Spotify. An "AI" company charges $$$ for garbled versions of your writing, artwork, or music and you get a check for two cents a quarter
plato talking to the guy the dialogue is named after:
Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars
Theo Von: Yeah
Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money
Von: Right
Theo Von: Yeah
Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money
Von: Right
August 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
plato talking to the guy the dialogue is named after:
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Doing a land acknowledgment to Clippy before launching Copilot
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Doing a land acknowledgment to Clippy before launching Copilot
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MY PHONE IS IN SECURITY LOCKDOWN MODE I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IM BUYING BECAUSE SENSITIVE ASSET LOADS AND HTML5 APIS ARE DISABLED TO PROTECT ME FROM NORTH KOREAN HACKERS
August 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
MY PHONE IS IN SECURITY LOCKDOWN MODE I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IM BUYING BECAUSE SENSITIVE ASSET LOADS AND HTML5 APIS ARE DISABLED TO PROTECT ME FROM NORTH KOREAN HACKERS
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
new anamanaguchi and new moe shop...today is a good day
August 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
new anamanaguchi and new moe shop...today is a good day
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writing OldYeller.exe that just scans the process list every 30 seconds, and if it sees a firefox.exe process over 6 GB it kills the process
August 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
writing OldYeller.exe that just scans the process list every 30 seconds, and if it sees a firefox.exe process over 6 GB it kills the process
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beat cave story yesterday
August 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
beat cave story yesterday
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debugging code before going to an anime convention today
August 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
debugging code before going to an anime convention today
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We wanted to understand why Zohran Mamdani's unearthed tweet about markets not being efficient nor rational was so controversial. So we spoke to three economics professors at a coffee shop in Hyde Park IL.
July 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We wanted to understand why Zohran Mamdani's unearthed tweet about markets not being efficient nor rational was so controversial. So we spoke to three economics professors at a coffee shop in Hyde Park IL.
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credit cards shouldn't tell you what to buy. you're supposed to tell the credit card what to buy. thats the point i think
yellat.money
July 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
credit cards shouldn't tell you what to buy. you're supposed to tell the credit card what to buy. thats the point i think
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Emails from Bowser go to the trash.
July 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Emails from Bowser go to the trash.
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If your vision for a better world is "the same systems, different enemies" you do not in fact have a vision for a better world.
July 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If your vision for a better world is "the same systems, different enemies" you do not in fact have a vision for a better world.
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HBO has opened a casting call for a transgender Hogwarts student who will never be seen on screen but that audiences should know are there nonetheless
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdfudhk4)
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdfudhk4)
July 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
HBO has opened a casting call for a transgender Hogwarts student who will never be seen on screen but that audiences should know are there nonetheless
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdfudhk4)
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdfudhk4)
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CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities