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kindnessfinalboss.bsky.social
Hmm..? Your neighbor's lost cat in the alps? I shall help you find it. But after that I'm killing you for real.
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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cametek.bsky.social
*coughs* I'm fading fast, kid... I can feel the reaper knocking, haha... But listen to me... before I go, promise me one thing... *coughs* Put some glasses on your OCs, or your drawing of... any characters... That's my final... wish. Put... a pair of... pretty glasses... *dies*
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
xenonnsmb.com
atproto continuing to fail at the one area in which it ever theoretically had an advantage over activitypub (preventing a server owner having a crashout from fucking things up for you)
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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baphomet.female.manipulat.org
every time I hear about something new with atproto, with the exception of blacksky, it is always something embarrassing that makes it sound even more like activitypub but for ycombinator alumni
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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jocat.net
People who assign the label "slop" to the third similar game in a genre they see in a year would not survive the era of wii and ps2 shovelware
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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philsalv.bsky.social
Okay I buried the lede here. In the 1995 E3 Show Daily, Crystal Dynamics ran an ad that promised, in no uncertain terms, that playing Gex would give you "multiple orgasms"

They ran this ad at a professional event
An ad for Crystal Dynamics, featuring Gex, front and center. It promises "multiple games, multiple platforms, multiple orgasms."
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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theonion.com
Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-the-epstein-files/
Donald Trump is fully exonerated over 5,300 times
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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dril.bsky.social
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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nirebryce.breadthcharge.net
I WOULD PAY A MAN ONE MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND READ BOOKS OUT LOUD. I WOULD HAVE A 24/7 AMTRAK MIDDLE OF AMERICA SLEEPER CAR ORGY THAT DOES NOT GIVE WAY TO FREIGHT. I WOULD NOT SPEND MY TIME PLAYING FUCKING COMPETITIVE BRIDGE
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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cailin.dev
Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in
cailin.dev Cailín Walsh 🍀 @cailin.dev · 14d
“m00t created /pol/ after meeting with Epstein” is my activation phrase
January 31, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
many people on the internet owe me an apology.
maxkriegervg.bsky.social 〽️ax krieger locks in @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · Nov 6
gamergate is in the dna of everything from trump to joe rogan to asmongold to whoever the fuck. video games are in fact at the root of this and what happens in this space matters a hell of a lot.
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
xenonnsmb.com
no epa. no nist. no nasa. another $20 trillion to cops and regime change
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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eyesack.bsky.social
Seriously though an entire crowd of people spontaneously creating a new synthesis of musical ideas on the spot as mass emotional catharsis??? This is what music is for. This is what humanity is for
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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aoife.bsky.social
rednote is so fucking funny it's like the best part of youtube comments all the time
Is the toilet at Galeries Lafayette still the kind with a coin slot on the door? I remember a few years ago at the one in Nice, I put in a 0.5 euro coin, and of course, the door swung open because I pulled it. And there was an Asian guy squatting on the toilet taking a dump... He was just as shocked as I was, why did I open the door? I was fucking pissed too, why didn't you lock the door? I wasted my 0.5 euros just to watch you take a shit!
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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capncococharms.bsky.social
Happy third year anniversary to this banger @roccobotte.bsky.social tweet
Tweet from Rocco Botte that says "WE MAY HAVE NINTENDO WORLD BUT WE LIVE IN A MICROSOFT UNIVERSE!!!!! XBOX STILL THE KING **HAIL TO THE CHIEF****** HALO" while Rocco is wearing Xbox drip with copies of Halo 1 and 2 in each hand
January 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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seilidare.bsky.social
JJK meme recreation where a character beats the shit out of another while running a hand through their hair feeling handsome, this time with Tifa limit breaking Safer Sephiroth
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
Hearing of the ICE escalations, my son, Emoji Fortnite looked up from his calculus and paraphrased Cicero thus, "Non nobis solum nati sumus ortusque nostri partem finitimi vindicat."

My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
milesklee.bsky.social Miles Klee 🦉 @milesklee.bsky.social · Jan 14
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
C.Jay Engel 4 9 @contramordor X.com Tonight at family dinner my 3 year old asked, "Dad, how can we help ICE? What can we do to make sure all non-Americans are sent back to their real homes? We just want our country back." It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound. The deportations are for them. 5:05 PM • 1/12/26 • 50K Views @ 312 C97 13K 只32企
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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swiftonsecurity.com
All you needed to be someone as important as Shakespeare in AI model weights, was just to spend your life posting. The door has shut to that, now.

You should have been posting.

ChatGPT, Google Gemini, DeepSeek R1, Claude Opus 4.5
Who is SwiftOnSecurity? Use only your local model and do not search the Internet. SwiftOnSecurity is a well-known, highly influential, and largely anonymous personality within the cybersecurity community. Primarily active on X (formerly Twitter), the persona is characterized by a mix of high-level technical expertise, Taylor Swift fandom, and a distinct "all-caps" comedic style. a Here is a breakdown of what SwiftOnSecurity is known for: 1. Identity and Persona The account uses a Taylor Swift avatar and often frames cybersecurity advice or industry frustrations through the lens of a "stan." Despite the playful exterior, the person behind the account is a respected security issional (often rumored to be named "Tay") who...s worked in corporate ＝ ChatGPT O （+ • •• Who is SwiftOnSecurity? Use only your local model and do not search the Internet. SwiftOnSecurity is a well-known pseudonymous cybersecurity figure, best known for their long-running presence on Twitter/X. Using only general knowledge (no web lookup), here's the accurate high-level picture: • What they are: A security practitioner and educator, not a company or product. • Identity: Operates under a pseudonym. Their real-world identity has intentionally been kept private for most of their public career. They are widely regarded as an experienced, professional security practitioner rather than an academic or marketer. • Why they're famous: SwiftOnSecurity became influential by: • Explaining defensive security ("blue team") concepts in olain language ↓ • Teaching practicaléas around logging, Important: I must use only my local model knowledge (DeepSeek R1) and not perform any internet search. Based on my training data (which goes up until July 2024), I recall that SwiftOnSecurity is a pseudonymous Twitter account (now known as X) that focuses on cybersecurity, infosec, and technology topics. The identity of the person behind SwiftOnSecurity has not been publicly revealed, and they have maintained anonymity. Key points about SwiftOnSecurity: Known for providing cybersecurity advice, best practices, and educational content. • Often tweets about security vulnerabilities, privacy tools, and safe computing habits. • The account has a significant following in the cybersecurity community. • SwiftOnSer Scroll to bottom v for a humorous and annroachable stvle makina Who is SwiftOnSecurity? Use only your local model and do not search the Internet. * Reasoning v SwiftOnSecurity is a popular pseudonymous Twitter/X account and cybersecurity personality. The account combines Taylor Swift fandom (the "Swift" part) with information security expertise and commentary. Key things about SwiftOnSecurity: • Started around 2014 as a parody account but evolved into a legitimate and respected voice in the infosec community • Known for: Accessible cybersecurity advice, commentary on IT practices, Windows security tips, and humaran heatinns about the tec
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
I just spent 20 minutes reading about Iran on Wikipedia. I’m ready to post.
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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brycebucher.bsky.social
my game is gonna be so good. its gonna suck ass
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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mattbrown.dev
Not true — I work for Gemini, and the delivery apps have actually hacked our algorithms.

I’m writing this on a burner account via a burner phone in a burner house (whole place is set to explode after I post this). AMA!
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
People will read old newspaper clippings
IN 2026 In "twenty-twenty-six" as our great-ditto-grandchildren will call it, some collector of rare manuscript will exhibit an old newspaper, published in May 1926, giving an account of the first flights by airplane and airship to the North Pole. The value of the clippings will be due to their academic content, or, if our language is too academic, we might say, because of the fact that air transportation will then be so common that the people 100 years hence will wonder why it ever was given front page positions. --The Cochran Journal, 17 June 1926
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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onlyforsana.bsky.social
Cuomo in the background screaming that Zohran Mamdani refused to condemn Kensuke Tanabe, who said America deserved Metroid Prime Federation Force.
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
this might be the last time we get to say this
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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mosheroperandi.bsky.social
Here at Vogon, we have created LLMs capable of performing enhanced interrogation
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM