Wyatt 🌸
@wyhall.bsky.social
occasional songwriter, guitarist, theatre manager • 26 • ohio • 🌻
check out my music! https://linktr.ee/wyhall
check out my music! https://linktr.ee/wyhall
I love DRINKING JUICE!! where my JUICE DRINKERS AT!!!
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I love DRINKING JUICE!! where my JUICE DRINKERS AT!!!
other nonsense aside, as someone who first played around 2013, (4th edition!) I hate being referred to as part of the "stranger things generation"
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
other nonsense aside, as someone who first played around 2013, (4th edition!) I hate being referred to as part of the "stranger things generation"
"bowling for soup cover of taylor swift's diss track to charli xcx" was not on my 2025 bingo card
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
"bowling for soup cover of taylor swift's diss track to charli xcx" was not on my 2025 bingo card
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I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
Liquid Death slaps hard but I just can't justify paying $8 for a six-pack of water lol
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Liquid Death slaps hard but I just can't justify paying $8 for a six-pack of water lol
My newborn has the hiccups. I asked her "have you tried drinking from the far side of the nipple?"
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My newborn has the hiccups. I asked her "have you tried drinking from the far side of the nipple?"
Contemplating getting a sign for my front door that says "our dog eats solicitors"
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Contemplating getting a sign for my front door that says "our dog eats solicitors"
Wizard 101 trending at #1 in 2025 is the funniest thing to ever happen in the Playstation store
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Wizard 101 trending at #1 in 2025 is the funniest thing to ever happen in the Playstation store
producer: so what kind of beat do you want for "single ladies?"
beyoncé: I was thinking like, synth bass, camera shutter, machine hydraulics, you know?
producer: I gotchu
beyoncé: I was thinking like, synth bass, camera shutter, machine hydraulics, you know?
producer: I gotchu
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
producer: so what kind of beat do you want for "single ladies?"
beyoncé: I was thinking like, synth bass, camera shutter, machine hydraulics, you know?
producer: I gotchu
beyoncé: I was thinking like, synth bass, camera shutter, machine hydraulics, you know?
producer: I gotchu
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It’s actually good and right to find joy even as things fall apart. Now more than ever it is good to find joy and happiness where you can. It’s ok and good not to consume the horrors all of the time.
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It’s actually good and right to find joy even as things fall apart. Now more than ever it is good to find joy and happiness where you can. It’s ok and good not to consume the horrors all of the time.
taylor swift's diss track to charli xcx is soooo bad and unneccessary 😭 charli is not even trying to beef with you girl
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
taylor swift's diss track to charli xcx is soooo bad and unneccessary 😭 charli is not even trying to beef with you girl
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ceo might be the only profession ai could arguably replace and be less wasteful and harmful to the planet, people and platforms they preside over
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
ceo might be the only profession ai could arguably replace and be less wasteful and harmful to the planet, people and platforms they preside over
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
How did they take the only kind of bed that two people shouldn't share and go "let's call this a twin bed"
October 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How did they take the only kind of bed that two people shouldn't share and go "let's call this a twin bed"
guy who is crocodile rockin': what the hell!? my feet just can't keep still!!! 😱
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
guy who is crocodile rockin': what the hell!? my feet just can't keep still!!! 😱
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Anybody who buys a Rolex should be put on a watch list
September 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Anybody who buys a Rolex should be put on a watch list
discord was good before big servers. discord was meant for 5-10 ppl who have been friends since middle school and a random slew of their internet friends. I am NOT joining a chat room with 80,000 randoms, are you kidding me?
September 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
discord was good before big servers. discord was meant for 5-10 ppl who have been friends since middle school and a random slew of their internet friends. I am NOT joining a chat room with 80,000 randoms, are you kidding me?
think I'll whip out micro cuts by muse for my next karaoke night. everyone in the bar will LOVE me youtu.be/NUHSFNxcyNE?...
Micro Cuts
YouTube video by Muse - Topic
youtu.be
September 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
think I'll whip out micro cuts by muse for my next karaoke night. everyone in the bar will LOVE me youtu.be/NUHSFNxcyNE?...
fortnite somehow knew they could draw me back in by playing into my greatest weakness (daft punk)
I AM NOT IMMUNE TO DAFT PUNK FORTNITE PROPAGANDA
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
fortnite somehow knew they could draw me back in by playing into my greatest weakness (daft punk)
I hate when microsoft office flags my sentences for lack of conciseness. Like, I will henceforth continue to use all the flowery, excessively lavish language I do so choose; furthermore, be gone, clanker.
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I hate when microsoft office flags my sentences for lack of conciseness. Like, I will henceforth continue to use all the flowery, excessively lavish language I do so choose; furthermore, be gone, clanker.
everyone's like "AI is here to stay" and I'm like "yeah, unlike you, get the hell out of my house"
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
everyone's like "AI is here to stay" and I'm like "yeah, unlike you, get the hell out of my house"
Pokémon gym leaders are like "Wow you beat me! Now you're allowed to use Rock Smash outside of battle. Also, here's a move-teaching item. It absolutely does not teach rock smash."
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Pokémon gym leaders are like "Wow you beat me! Now you're allowed to use Rock Smash outside of battle. Also, here's a move-teaching item. It absolutely does not teach rock smash."