Runoff
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And the trees do not like strangers.
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
Something like a year ago, there was a song playing in my head, and I could not identify it.
No one could identify it, human or program.
Tonight I have discovered what it was.
It was the theme to Police Academy.
A portion of my soul has been put to rest.
No one could identify it, human or program.
Tonight I have discovered what it was.
It was the theme to Police Academy.
A portion of my soul has been put to rest.
February 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Something like a year ago, there was a song playing in my head, and I could not identify it.
No one could identify it, human or program.
Tonight I have discovered what it was.
It was the theme to Police Academy.
A portion of my soul has been put to rest.
No one could identify it, human or program.
Tonight I have discovered what it was.
It was the theme to Police Academy.
A portion of my soul has been put to rest.
I just saw that someone from childhood is lying about their birthday.
That motherfucker was born on February 29, 1992, and if I had to hear a joke every following leap year about how he was only turning three or whatever number, then he can't lie and say February 28 now.
That motherfucker was born on February 29, 1992, and if I had to hear a joke every following leap year about how he was only turning three or whatever number, then he can't lie and say February 28 now.
February 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I just saw that someone from childhood is lying about their birthday.
That motherfucker was born on February 29, 1992, and if I had to hear a joke every following leap year about how he was only turning three or whatever number, then he can't lie and say February 28 now.
That motherfucker was born on February 29, 1992, and if I had to hear a joke every following leap year about how he was only turning three or whatever number, then he can't lie and say February 28 now.
Hairdresser 2 Years Ago: Oh no I couldn't possibly cut that much off!!
Hairdresser a few weeks ago: wow I didn't realize how rarely you get haircuts!
Hairdresser randomly while she was doing my mom's hair for the hair trial for her wedding: I don't think we cut enough off!!
Hairdresser a few weeks ago: wow I didn't realize how rarely you get haircuts!
Hairdresser randomly while she was doing my mom's hair for the hair trial for her wedding: I don't think we cut enough off!!
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Hairdresser 2 Years Ago: Oh no I couldn't possibly cut that much off!!
Hairdresser a few weeks ago: wow I didn't realize how rarely you get haircuts!
Hairdresser randomly while she was doing my mom's hair for the hair trial for her wedding: I don't think we cut enough off!!
Hairdresser a few weeks ago: wow I didn't realize how rarely you get haircuts!
Hairdresser randomly while she was doing my mom's hair for the hair trial for her wedding: I don't think we cut enough off!!
Do you think that someday people will realize that the "make all the husbands wear the same shirt" thing isn't new?
Like it's a harmless prank, all power to you, but can we acknowledge it's not this brand new cool idea you saw the other day
Unless the other day was minimum five years ago
Like it's a harmless prank, all power to you, but can we acknowledge it's not this brand new cool idea you saw the other day
Unless the other day was minimum five years ago
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Do you think that someday people will realize that the "make all the husbands wear the same shirt" thing isn't new?
Like it's a harmless prank, all power to you, but can we acknowledge it's not this brand new cool idea you saw the other day
Unless the other day was minimum five years ago
Like it's a harmless prank, all power to you, but can we acknowledge it's not this brand new cool idea you saw the other day
Unless the other day was minimum five years ago
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I was like "okay I follow, let's hear more"
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I was like "okay I follow, let's hear more"
I have woken up at 4AM for two nights in a row, and I would like to not do that.
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I have woken up at 4AM for two nights in a row, and I would like to not do that.
When someone calls their intimate partner disrespectful*, or white people say some stranger/worker/server was disrespectful to them**, I am immediately going to start the conversation on the side of the other person.
*/**This does not apply when the "disrespect" was racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
*/**This does not apply when the "disrespect" was racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 AM
When someone calls their intimate partner disrespectful*, or white people say some stranger/worker/server was disrespectful to them**, I am immediately going to start the conversation on the side of the other person.
*/**This does not apply when the "disrespect" was racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
*/**This does not apply when the "disrespect" was racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
Do you think it gets emotionally and mentally exhausting to keep having to make up a fake hot take opinion about a game you've played for decades every time there's a patch just to farm views and outrage
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Do you think it gets emotionally and mentally exhausting to keep having to make up a fake hot take opinion about a game you've played for decades every time there's a patch just to farm views and outrage
Forever upset when someone says "it's x degrees" without saying they mean the "real feel".
Like for sure tack the real feel on, but don't say that's the actual temperature.
I only ever see that when someone is trying to win the game of whoever's weather is worse.
Like for sure tack the real feel on, but don't say that's the actual temperature.
I only ever see that when someone is trying to win the game of whoever's weather is worse.
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Forever upset when someone says "it's x degrees" without saying they mean the "real feel".
Like for sure tack the real feel on, but don't say that's the actual temperature.
I only ever see that when someone is trying to win the game of whoever's weather is worse.
Like for sure tack the real feel on, but don't say that's the actual temperature.
I only ever see that when someone is trying to win the game of whoever's weather is worse.
Have you guys heard the advertisements for "Memory of a Killer" on Spotify?
They cut parts of the trailer out and turn it into (unintentionally?) one of the funniest ads I've heard for a TV show
"PATRICK DEMPSEY in his most DARING role YET"
lady: "What do you do?"
Dempsey: "I sell photocopiers"
They cut parts of the trailer out and turn it into (unintentionally?) one of the funniest ads I've heard for a TV show
"PATRICK DEMPSEY in his most DARING role YET"
lady: "What do you do?"
Dempsey: "I sell photocopiers"
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Have you guys heard the advertisements for "Memory of a Killer" on Spotify?
They cut parts of the trailer out and turn it into (unintentionally?) one of the funniest ads I've heard for a TV show
"PATRICK DEMPSEY in his most DARING role YET"
lady: "What do you do?"
Dempsey: "I sell photocopiers"
They cut parts of the trailer out and turn it into (unintentionally?) one of the funniest ads I've heard for a TV show
"PATRICK DEMPSEY in his most DARING role YET"
lady: "What do you do?"
Dempsey: "I sell photocopiers"
Ah, nothing to make you feel more in your thirties than Savage Garden playing in the Post Office.
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ah, nothing to make you feel more in your thirties than Savage Garden playing in the Post Office.
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When I'm sad sometimes I think about my mom accidentally almost taking Nick Lachey out with a wheel chair at Disney World while I didn't see that happening and was happily shit-talking his reality TV shows at full volume because I'd heard he was in the park.
Almost injury to insult, one could say.
Almost injury to insult, one could say.
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
When I'm sad sometimes I think about my mom accidentally almost taking Nick Lachey out with a wheel chair at Disney World while I didn't see that happening and was happily shit-talking his reality TV shows at full volume because I'd heard he was in the park.
Almost injury to insult, one could say.
Almost injury to insult, one could say.
The news has caused me to be concerned about the amount of people saying "whoops" like "hoops".
I'm assuming this is a regional divide I never noticed before, but I shall die on the hill that the "oo" should be like "foot".
I'm assuming this is a regional divide I never noticed before, but I shall die on the hill that the "oo" should be like "foot".
February 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
The news has caused me to be concerned about the amount of people saying "whoops" like "hoops".
I'm assuming this is a regional divide I never noticed before, but I shall die on the hill that the "oo" should be like "foot".
I'm assuming this is a regional divide I never noticed before, but I shall die on the hill that the "oo" should be like "foot".
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🎙️ Role announcement for Ventreville: A Cure for Sorrow
▶️ Katherine Leigh Edwards as Detective Gou Enson
@wouldirunoff.bsky.social
▶️ Katherine Leigh Edwards as Detective Gou Enson
@wouldirunoff.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
🎙️ Role announcement for Ventreville: A Cure for Sorrow
▶️ Katherine Leigh Edwards as Detective Gou Enson
@wouldirunoff.bsky.social
▶️ Katherine Leigh Edwards as Detective Gou Enson
@wouldirunoff.bsky.social
It did it again sometime between 7 and 8, why is it doing this
Though apparently making me fucking swelter under the covers is the most effective alarm clock I have ever experienced
Though apparently making me fucking swelter under the covers is the most effective alarm clock I have ever experienced
Fell asleep at a normal time and woke up at 7, and I couldn't figure out why I'd woken up considering I hadn't slept at all the night before, but it was because they had the heat up to 74° and my bedroom is always a few degrees hotter than the rest of the house lol
Mmmmeeellllltttttiiiinnggggg
Mmmmeeellllltttttiiiinnggggg
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It did it again sometime between 7 and 8, why is it doing this
Though apparently making me fucking swelter under the covers is the most effective alarm clock I have ever experienced
Though apparently making me fucking swelter under the covers is the most effective alarm clock I have ever experienced
I hope I'm never a suspect for a crime I didn't commit. They always go on about "weird emotional response" on a 911 call or during an interview.
I can only imagine how bizarre I would seem.
I can only imagine how bizarre I would seem.
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I hope I'm never a suspect for a crime I didn't commit. They always go on about "weird emotional response" on a 911 call or during an interview.
I can only imagine how bizarre I would seem.
I can only imagine how bizarre I would seem.
Fell asleep at a normal time and woke up at 7, and I couldn't figure out why I'd woken up considering I hadn't slept at all the night before, but it was because they had the heat up to 74° and my bedroom is always a few degrees hotter than the rest of the house lol
Mmmmeeellllltttttiiiinnggggg
Mmmmeeellllltttttiiiinnggggg
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Fell asleep at a normal time and woke up at 7, and I couldn't figure out why I'd woken up considering I hadn't slept at all the night before, but it was because they had the heat up to 74° and my bedroom is always a few degrees hotter than the rest of the house lol
Mmmmeeellllltttttiiiinnggggg
Mmmmeeellllltttttiiiinnggggg
Jesus the amount of "but I'm one of the good ones!" replies on this
Ideally, yeah, it should be even more of an approval loss
But who exactly is it helping to whine about how it's so horrible in order to clumsily assert you're not one of "them" when...nobody asked
Ideally, yeah, it should be even more of an approval loss
But who exactly is it helping to whine about how it's so horrible in order to clumsily assert you're not one of "them" when...nobody asked
Economist/YouGov poll shows Trump's approval with
White people:
47% approve
51% disapprove
Hispanics:
27%
68%
18-29:
32%
63%
Men:
43%
54%
Women:
35%
60%
White people:
47% approve
51% disapprove
Hispanics:
27%
68%
18-29:
32%
63%
Men:
43%
54%
Women:
35%
60%
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Jesus the amount of "but I'm one of the good ones!" replies on this
Ideally, yeah, it should be even more of an approval loss
But who exactly is it helping to whine about how it's so horrible in order to clumsily assert you're not one of "them" when...nobody asked
Ideally, yeah, it should be even more of an approval loss
But who exactly is it helping to whine about how it's so horrible in order to clumsily assert you're not one of "them" when...nobody asked
If I have to read notes calling me "white obese female" then I'm going to need at least a human to suffer for writing it.
Oh cool I can’t wait to entrust my health to the hallucinating theft machine
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 PM
If I have to read notes calling me "white obese female" then I'm going to need at least a human to suffer for writing it.
tiktok still hitting me with these only after 3AM
Can I request that my algorithm stop sending me voice acting audition opportunities in the wee hours of the morning, because I will compulsively get up and spend hours doing them and not sleeping.
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 AM
tiktok still hitting me with these only after 3AM
Apparently, I've gone to the local liquor store enough times since living here, and presumably others have too, asking for mead that they finally have some after years of none
Don't have to go to that one honey store in Disney Springs now lol
Don't have to go to that one honey store in Disney Springs now lol
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Apparently, I've gone to the local liquor store enough times since living here, and presumably others have too, asking for mead that they finally have some after years of none
Don't have to go to that one honey store in Disney Springs now lol
Don't have to go to that one honey store in Disney Springs now lol
The other day, grocery delivery just left a loaf of bread on the mat (weirdly divided up a delivery)
No bag, no box, no receipt
Then today they put a bunch of flavored water bottles, with its own cardboard and plastic covering, in a box that makes it hard to carry
What is the logic here lol
No bag, no box, no receipt
Then today they put a bunch of flavored water bottles, with its own cardboard and plastic covering, in a box that makes it hard to carry
What is the logic here lol
January 23, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The other day, grocery delivery just left a loaf of bread on the mat (weirdly divided up a delivery)
No bag, no box, no receipt
Then today they put a bunch of flavored water bottles, with its own cardboard and plastic covering, in a box that makes it hard to carry
What is the logic here lol
No bag, no box, no receipt
Then today they put a bunch of flavored water bottles, with its own cardboard and plastic covering, in a box that makes it hard to carry
What is the logic here lol
So, remember how I mentioned I didn't have an iron deficiency but was still anemic? That specific lab put my iron in the green; at worst, it was just under normal on some scales.
I should've looked into it more.
That anemia was caused by my red blood cells/production being fucked by the b12.
I should've looked into it more.
That anemia was caused by my red blood cells/production being fucked by the b12.
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
So, remember how I mentioned I didn't have an iron deficiency but was still anemic? That specific lab put my iron in the green; at worst, it was just under normal on some scales.
I should've looked into it more.
That anemia was caused by my red blood cells/production being fucked by the b12.
I should've looked into it more.
That anemia was caused by my red blood cells/production being fucked by the b12.