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And the trees do not like strangers.
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
I had to enlist help, but if I actually put my hands how they're supposed to rest on the triggers etc. I cannot reach the buttons lmao
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I had to enlist help, but if I actually put my hands how they're supposed to rest on the triggers etc. I cannot reach the buttons lmao
Sound up for activation, kitty cat I have just left in the Canada
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Sound up for activation, kitty cat I have just left in the Canada
Pennydog lost her battle with cancer today. I will do her a big miss.
October 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Pennydog lost her battle with cancer today. I will do her a big miss.
Well, this is a novel approach by random telegram spam
September 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Well, this is a novel approach by random telegram spam
Yes, this is a screenshot of two screenshots I took, sue me.
Also.....*what*
MEDIUM DISTANCE
20 MINUTES
in the long distance subreddit
Also.....*what*
MEDIUM DISTANCE
20 MINUTES
in the long distance subreddit
August 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Yes, this is a screenshot of two screenshots I took, sue me.
Also.....*what*
MEDIUM DISTANCE
20 MINUTES
in the long distance subreddit
Also.....*what*
MEDIUM DISTANCE
20 MINUTES
in the long distance subreddit
I know this is an old picture, obviously, but I wish I actually looked this cool in real life
I mean this was a picture of me in real life, not a filter or anything, but you know what I mean
I mean this was a picture of me in real life, not a filter or anything, but you know what I mean
August 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I know this is an old picture, obviously, but I wish I actually looked this cool in real life
I mean this was a picture of me in real life, not a filter or anything, but you know what I mean
I mean this was a picture of me in real life, not a filter or anything, but you know what I mean
I was so touched, I thought Chickpea was trying to call me, but alas, it was just Adam hitting the button accidentally before he left to hang out with friends.
August 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I was so touched, I thought Chickpea was trying to call me, but alas, it was just Adam hitting the button accidentally before he left to hang out with friends.
tfw your computer decides suddenly that you are Polish?
July 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
tfw your computer decides suddenly that you are Polish?
I have no memory of this of this place.
According to my mother it was "the same place [I] held the snake" which was a....travelling circus.
The snake in question was a large albino python.
Anyway this is seriously the most genuine smile I've ever seen on the face of child!me. Wtf
According to my mother it was "the same place [I] held the snake" which was a....travelling circus.
The snake in question was a large albino python.
Anyway this is seriously the most genuine smile I've ever seen on the face of child!me. Wtf
June 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I have no memory of this of this place.
According to my mother it was "the same place [I] held the snake" which was a....travelling circus.
The snake in question was a large albino python.
Anyway this is seriously the most genuine smile I've ever seen on the face of child!me. Wtf
According to my mother it was "the same place [I] held the snake" which was a....travelling circus.
The snake in question was a large albino python.
Anyway this is seriously the most genuine smile I've ever seen on the face of child!me. Wtf
But also it was much better construction that the usual ones you find, generated a good wind
June 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
But also it was much better construction that the usual ones you find, generated a good wind
Guys is well and good but if you every want to piss off a Quebecois
May 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Guys is well and good but if you every want to piss off a Quebecois
The votes are in and it is apparently an actual coffee shop
April 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The votes are in and it is apparently an actual coffee shop
By the way, you can always spot if a presentation or firm headshot is from a male attorney in East Tennessee without knowing anything else because they WILL be wearing an orange tie/bowtie/watch/pocket square.
Brides need something blue? Male attorneys in East TN need something orange.
Brides need something blue? Male attorneys in East TN need something orange.
December 30, 2024 at 8:57 PM
By the way, you can always spot if a presentation or firm headshot is from a male attorney in East Tennessee without knowing anything else because they WILL be wearing an orange tie/bowtie/watch/pocket square.
Brides need something blue? Male attorneys in East TN need something orange.
Brides need something blue? Male attorneys in East TN need something orange.
I was trapped for so long
December 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I was trapped for so long
Well, here's a change after the assassination. I'd been sitting here thinking it wasn't fair all these CEO's got to hide their addresses when mine was public record by law, and apparently all other attorneys were thinking the same thing lmao
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Well, here's a change after the assassination. I'd been sitting here thinking it wasn't fair all these CEO's got to hide their addresses when mine was public record by law, and apparently all other attorneys were thinking the same thing lmao
Penny's cousin is visiting. He likes to pretend he doesn't get cuddles at home.
December 9, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Penny's cousin is visiting. He likes to pretend he doesn't get cuddles at home.
you know what, that's fine, I'll keep my Vincent Price lookalike and my griffin-papa warden to myself, but Neve does track with what I've heard from 95% of straight dudes I've talked to lol
[you have to make what I view as an unwise tacitcal decision to romance Lucanis so I value their dedication]
[you have to make what I view as an unwise tacitcal decision to romance Lucanis so I value their dedication]
December 4, 2024 at 8:07 PM
you know what, that's fine, I'll keep my Vincent Price lookalike and my griffin-papa warden to myself, but Neve does track with what I've heard from 95% of straight dudes I've talked to lol
[you have to make what I view as an unwise tacitcal decision to romance Lucanis so I value their dedication]
[you have to make what I view as an unwise tacitcal decision to romance Lucanis so I value their dedication]
"Join the navy, and you, too, could piss into the ocean."
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
"Join the navy, and you, too, could piss into the ocean."