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“Mind is Sacred Space” Visuals by @BurtVeraCruz on Instagram / Tune “Bliss” by @xeronohero
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This is America now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Exactly this.
“This is a criminal president and a criminal administration. This is straight-out fascism. This is about ending democracy. These people are destroying the Constitution. And if we say it in words that are any less blunt, we are not telling the truth."
George Conway
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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LOL.
The orange guy suing the Epstein estate and not the accusers (which would open him up to discovery) tells you everything you need to know
#rapistinchief
#epsteinfiles
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Perfectly normal behavior for a sitting president. A big nothing burger. Nothing to see here.
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Help us out, we suck at math — which is more $125 million or $8 million?
February 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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Couldn’t have said it better myself…..
February 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Globe and Mail cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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You notice how Trump never talks about being shot. That’s because it never happened. It was a complete farce. Like the man himself.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Lunatic
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Tom Morello in Minneapolis last night. 🤩
KILLING IN THE NAME
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Almost every evil thing Trump is doing right now he promised he wouldn't do when he was conning people for votes.
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Anyone still defending trump at this point should not be allowed around children.
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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me reading the timeline this week
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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I’ve been thinking and honestly:

- I’m ok with Canada cancelling the F-35 purchase.
- I’m ok if Canada bails on renewing CUSMA
- Cut ANY and ALL ties with the United States.

None of these things are worth our sovereignty and our dignity as a nation.

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Confused? Let me help make sense of this. The American right’s claims about any constitutional rights only apply to them.

There. Now you perfectly understand their claims on gun rights, freedom of speech, and freedom of religion.
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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🫤
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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The entire country is going to need a restraining order against Trump.
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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The entire Grammys audience cheered when Trevor Noah announced that Nicki Minaj was not in attendance. 😂
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Look at how often Trump sues people. Now note how he's NEVER sued someone accusing him of pedophilia.

He knows he'd be destroyed in discovery.
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Can we just impeach the president, vice-president, and the necessary civil officers in one go? It'd be nice to clean house.
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM