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"Canada doesn’t need imported Trumpism. Pierre Poilievre isn’t leading with Canadian values — he’s copying Trump’s playbook, point by point." www.instagram.com/save.thecbc
Pierre Poilievre isn’t leading with Canadian values — he’s copying Trump’s playbook, point by point: Childish nicknames Trump had “Crooked Hillary.” Poilievre has “Carbon Tax Carney.” A substitute for real debate. Empty slogans Trump: “Make America Great Again.” Poilievre: “Axe the Tax,” “Canada is broken.” Slogans over solutions. Pandering to extremism Trump defended the Covington teens; Poilievre brought coffee to the Convoy. He amplifies division, not unity. Media attacks Trump called journalists “enemies of the people.” Poilievre wants to “defund the CBC.” Weak leadership fears accountability. Political foes = enemies Trump never admitted defeat. Poilievre never congratulated Mark Carney. Democracy takes a back seat to grievance. Outsider cheerleaders Trump had Carlson, Jones, Musk. Poilievre has the same conspiracy fringe. Importing fringe over facts.
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT “What silently disappeared without anyone noticing?” by Relative_Stand_4037 on Reddit
I asked ChatGPT “What silently disappeared without anyone noticing?” Posted on Reddit by Relative_Stand_4037 Here are a few thoughtful answers to that haunting question: 1. Boredom – Constant digital stimulation replaced it. 2. Privacy – Traded bit by bit for convenience. 3. Unstructured childhood play – Replaced by screens and organized activities. 4. Phone calls just to chat – Vanished in favor of texts and DMs. 5. Handwritten letters – Quietly faded into email archives. 6. Starry night skies – Drowned by light pollution. 7. Customer service with a real person – Replaced by chatbots and menus. 8. Time between moments – Filled with scrolling and notifications. 9. The sound of silence – Replaced by earbuds and background noise. 10. Trust in institutions – Worn away little by little.
June 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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FOX CHANNEL BREAKING NEWS:
FOX NEWS: Radical leftist cult leader executed.
April 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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When you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat. (Found uncredited on FB.)
When you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat.
March 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Elon Musk: "They're in a group chat without me?!"
Elon Musk: "They're in a group chat without me?!"
March 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Did you mean Capone-N-Noreaga?
Capone-N-Noreaga '97
March 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Here's a logo for Capone/Noriega '97 :)
Capone/Noriega '97
March 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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“Mind is Sacred Space” Visuals by @BurtVeraCruz on Instagram / Tune “Bliss” by @xeronohero
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 AM