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Former Professional Poker Player. Former member of PLP, OSPIRG, and political canvasser for CLEC. Anti-Zionist self-hating American Jew. I voted for Barry Commoner for president in 1980. What he ran on is just as true today.
So, a disco?
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November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
So, a disco?
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Cannabis kills. What a dumb ass. You don't go off to score in foreign countries.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Cannabis kills. What a dumb ass. You don't go off to score in foreign countries.
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I'm watching Stranger Things 5 and realize that one of the effects of the upside-down is it ages people 12 years in only four! Astounding.
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm watching Stranger Things 5 and realize that one of the effects of the upside-down is it ages people 12 years in only four! Astounding.
My emotional support animal I take with me everywhere is a badger. I even have a fake harness that says support animal on it.
Try taking my badger. Go ahead, try.
Try taking my badger. Go ahead, try.
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My emotional support animal I take with me everywhere is a badger. I even have a fake harness that says support animal on it.
Try taking my badger. Go ahead, try.
Try taking my badger. Go ahead, try.
Okay. That's like taking credit for designing the Cybertruck.
Trump during his Thanksgiving call with service members: "We're ordered a lot of Coast Guard cutters. Brand new, beautiful, the best machines in the world. I'm a looks person. I wanted the hull to be perfect. You know, I sort of redesigned the hull a little bit. The hulls. But we ordered a lot."
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Okay. That's like taking credit for designing the Cybertruck.
Question. Elon Musk could potentially "earn" $1 trillion for running Tesla into the ground. That's 1/36 of the national deficit. Actually, it isn't question. It's a fact.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Question. Elon Musk could potentially "earn" $1 trillion for running Tesla into the ground. That's 1/36 of the national deficit. Actually, it isn't question. It's a fact.
ME: Hey Grok! Who is older, Methuselah or Trump?
GROK AI: Don't get me started!
GROK AI: Don't get me started!
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ME: Hey Grok! Who is older, Methuselah or Trump?
GROK AI: Don't get me started!
GROK AI: Don't get me started!
Okay, just a few thoughts on Campbell's.
1) I agree with the exec, even the racist shit. I disparaged my Indian coworkers all the time. They were not good at their jobs.
1/2
youtu.be/ANsQZDVBFLw?...
1) I agree with the exec, even the racist shit. I disparaged my Indian coworkers all the time. They were not good at their jobs.
1/2
youtu.be/ANsQZDVBFLw?...
Alleged audio of Campbell's Soup executive's racist rant
YouTube video by CBS News
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November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Okay, just a few thoughts on Campbell's.
1) I agree with the exec, even the racist shit. I disparaged my Indian coworkers all the time. They were not good at their jobs.
1/2
youtu.be/ANsQZDVBFLw?...
1) I agree with the exec, even the racist shit. I disparaged my Indian coworkers all the time. They were not good at their jobs.
1/2
youtu.be/ANsQZDVBFLw?...
The Church of the Pink Eye
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Farting pastor fixes spirits by breaking wind
Consider that testing people with abusive and degrading nonsense, to see what they will tolerate and do, is a characteristic of cults.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Church of the Pink Eye
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As a result, farmers would need to charge at least $3.00 per turkey egg, meaning a dozen would cost around $36.
Or about 50 cents more per egg than a chicken's.
Or about 50 cents more per egg than a chicken's.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As a result, farmers would need to charge at least $3.00 per turkey egg, meaning a dozen would cost around $36.
Or about 50 cents more per egg than a chicken's.
Or about 50 cents more per egg than a chicken's.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I like my Secretary of Health to throw out overwhelming evidence of the efficacy of vaccines in favor of a discredited theory he read while high on heroin and gnawing on a bear claw (not the pastry).
He lied individually to Senators and in his confirmation hearing. Yet, he's still there.
He lied individually to Senators and in his confirmation hearing. Yet, he's still there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I like my Secretary of Health to throw out overwhelming evidence of the efficacy of vaccines in favor of a discredited theory he read while high on heroin and gnawing on a bear claw (not the pastry).
He lied individually to Senators and in his confirmation hearing. Yet, he's still there.
He lied individually to Senators and in his confirmation hearing. Yet, he's still there.
If your religious beliefs include spreading preventable contagious diseases to your children's friends and classmates, maybe you need a new belief system. Or keep your children in the home until they're 18 years old.
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Judge rules West Virginia parents can use religious beliefs to opt out of school vaccine requirements
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November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If your religious beliefs include spreading preventable contagious diseases to your children's friends and classmates, maybe you need a new belief system. Or keep your children in the home until they're 18 years old.
www.samsung-news.com/articles/4mX...
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HUGS & KISSES. ENJOY YOUR GOD-GIVEN SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS THAT ARE IMMUTABLE AND ETERNAL.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
HUGS & KISSES. ENJOY YOUR GOD-GIVEN SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS THAT ARE IMMUTABLE AND ETERNAL.
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ExxonMobil would beg to differ.
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, this year the U.S. is going to invade, massacre and colonize brown people on their native land.
Manifest Destiny: Venezuela
Manifest Destiny: Venezuela
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ExxonMobil would beg to differ.
ExxonMobil would beg to differ.
Unlawful Command Influence (UCI) is often referred to as the “mortal enemy of military justice.”
UCMJ Article 37 prohibits military commanders from using their authority to coerce or improperly influence the outcome of a case. Trump and Hegseth should read it.
UCMJ Article 37 prohibits military commanders from using their authority to coerce or improperly influence the outcome of a case. Trump and Hegseth should read it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ExxonMobil would beg to differ.
Wasn't this every uptight conservative woman's nightmare...discussion of anal sex, but not abstinence? Knives out, bitches!
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AI teddy bear discussed sexual fetishes and knives with kids
A teddy bear toy named Kumma, available in Singapore, reportedly discussed sexual fetishes and provided instructions on obtaining knives. These subjects being inappropriate for the children the toy is...
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November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wasn't this every uptight conservative woman's nightmare...discussion of anal sex, but not abstinence? Knives out, bitches!
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Imagine being the wealthiest person on the planet and you're so insecure you have your software engineers tweak your flagship artificial intelligence to lie about how great you are. Imagine.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine being the wealthiest person on the planet and you're so insecure you have your software engineers tweak your flagship artificial intelligence to lie about how great you are. Imagine.
You can use the word retard, but I can use the words twat and cunt.
classy stuff at the latest school board meeting in my hometown of Forest Lake, Minnesota (the same town Pete Hegseth is from)
these people are more emboldened than ever to be their absolute worst selves
these people are more emboldened than ever to be their absolute worst selves
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You can use the word retard, but I can use the words twat and cunt.
How's this for Trump's 2028 run for the presidency?
I'M A SUCKER FOR TRUMP
I'M A SUCKER FOR TRUMP
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
How's this for Trump's 2028 run for the presidency?
I'M A SUCKER FOR TRUMP
I'M A SUCKER FOR TRUMP
At least it wasn't insider trading! 🙄
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November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At least it wasn't insider trading! 🙄
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Himes: "This shows Steve Witkoff almost literally sitting side with the Russians on this ... it's unimaginable to consider the fact that you would propose a peace deal that the Ukrainians didn't even know about."
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Himes: "This shows Steve Witkoff almost literally sitting side with the Russians on this ... it's unimaginable to consider the fact that you would propose a peace deal that the Ukrainians didn't even know about."
Is Trump a foreign enemy or a domestic enemy or BOTH?
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Is Trump a foreign enemy or a domestic enemy or BOTH?
Hey y'all. This is why our world is so fucked up.
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Yalta Conference - Wikipedia
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November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hey y'all. This is why our world is so fucked up.
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