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Former Professional Poker Player. Former member of PLP, OSPIRG, and political canvasser for CLEC. Anti-Zionist self-hating American Jew. I voted for Barry Commoner for president in 1980. What he ran on is just as true today.
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Critique. Nope, just a song.

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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Why would pardoned "patriots" lie?
The default assumption should be that they’re lying
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I'm fucking sick of this EO assembly line. EOs aren't laws and they can't overturn laws.
There is no way Senate Dems should vote for DHS funding while Republicans are threatening to nationalize elections and Trump is threatening to do it by executive order. ICE reforms are no longer enough. Their authoritarianism must be fought with every legislative lever available.
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I stand with Catturd™
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Photoshop is cheaper and easier.
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
DINO. He and Fetterman can do a podcast with Manchin.
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Critique. Nope, just a song.

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February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
@sanders.senate.gov Hey Bernie. I don't want Medicare for all. Medicare is a clusterfuck. It took me four months to navigate the enrollment and sort out my coverage.
Universal Healthcare with one-payer. Forget Parts A, B, C (Disadvantage), D, E, F, & G.
Cover my teeth, my vision, and my health.
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It's a "Roman Salute." Italy's prime minister isn't a Mussolini loving far-right fascist, right?

www.newsweek.com/olympics-acc...
Olympics accused of selling Nazi propaganda t-shirts
German politicians argue the artwork is inseparable from the Nazi legacy of the 1936 Games and should not be sold without context.
www.newsweek.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Just another happy day for The Donald and Melania.
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
They should know.
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Trump loves working that seed of doubt everyone has about elections. He works it like the con man he is. Add that entire "I'll accept the results if the election is free and fair" is a canard, part of the grift.

Don't let them control you forever and ever.
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
ZELDEN: We should know. The GOP has used fear and hoaxes for power and control for the last 45 years.
FOX NEWS: Do you believe climate change is a hoax?

EPA ADMINISTRATOR LEE ZELDIN: It has been a con job of using this for more power and control
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
On the HUD.gov. I think this is more politically motivated in a Big Brother/Stalinist way than anything Joe Biden did in Texas. I'm sure the Texas General Land Office needed to be investigated. It's probably corrupted. 🤷🤔😫
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Well, that and Kash Patel.
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 AM
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I was an avid cocaine user for 6 years and never sank as low toilet seat bumps.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Wait! A Senator asked an Attorney General a question about the law and they didn't respond with the DJIA ticker?
RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?

KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
February 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
We can dump groundwater pollutants onto Mar-a-Lago. Fatso won't mind.
February 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Why is the government run like a low income person putting off paying the electric bill until the very last moment, every month!
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
TRUMP: I did my statutory raping at Mar-a-Lago. Better food and I could watch Shark Week when I was finished with my child abuse.
Q: Were you aware that Lutnick visited Epstein's island?

TRUMP: I wasn't, but from what I hear he was there with his wife and children. I was never there.
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Why would the EPA follow its mission statement?
www.samsung-news.com/articles/zUo...
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A complete lie.
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM