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Former Professional Poker Player. Former member of PLP, OSPIRG, and political canvasser for CLEC. Anti-Zionist self-hating American Jew. I voted for Barry Commoner for president in 1980. What he ran on is just as true today.
Highly endorsed by Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and Secretary of HHS, Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy II!
Pull quote: "If this book had been in the restroom where I was snorting lines off the toilet seat, I'd be a different man today."
Pull quote: "If this book had been in the restroom where I was snorting lines off the toilet seat, I'd be a different man today."
🚩 🚩 🚩: selling books and courses on topics you have no training in while bashing “the experts” in “the system.”
February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Highly endorsed by Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and Secretary of HHS, Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy II!
Pull quote: "If this book had been in the restroom where I was snorting lines off the toilet seat, I'd be a different man today."
Pull quote: "If this book had been in the restroom where I was snorting lines off the toilet seat, I'd be a different man today."
When I had my hernia I wore a Liz Truss, but it didn't work out and I removed it after a few weeks. Get it?
February 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
When I had my hernia I wore a Liz Truss, but it didn't work out and I removed it after a few weeks. Get it?
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Pretty elaborate. Putin can't just have someone killed like Trump killed Jeffrey Epstein, fake suicide and doctored video. Why does Vlad always use poison or open windows? Tiny dick energy.
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Pretty elaborate. Putin can't just have someone killed like Trump killed Jeffrey Epstein, fake suicide and doctored video. Why does Vlad always use poison or open windows? Tiny dick energy.
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
A truncheon, taser, even a distraction would have left this man alive. Instead five cops have firearms drawn and they manage to fire a stray bullet into the vest of another officer. Idiots.
Reno Police always wear tactical gear and at least 4 units show up even minor incidents. They are incapable of speaking compassionately. They are incompetent and useless. First responders my ass. They murdered that man who was in crisis. Well done RPD.
www.rgj.com/story/news/2...
www.rgj.com/story/news/2...
Reno police release bodycam footage in Wells Avenue bridge shooting
The Reno Police Department released body camera footage from the Wells Avenue bridge shooting that left a man dead earlier this month.
www.rgj.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
A truncheon, taser, even a distraction would have left this man alive. Instead five cops have firearms drawn and they manage to fire a stray bullet into the vest of another officer. Idiots.
Reno Police always wear tactical gear and at least 4 units show up even minor incidents. They are incapable of speaking compassionately. They are incompetent and useless. First responders my ass. They murdered that man who was in crisis. Well done RPD.
www.rgj.com/story/news/2...
www.rgj.com/story/news/2...
Reno police release bodycam footage in Wells Avenue bridge shooting
The Reno Police Department released body camera footage from the Wells Avenue bridge shooting that left a man dead earlier this month.
www.rgj.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Reno Police always wear tactical gear and at least 4 units show up even minor incidents. They are incapable of speaking compassionately. They are incompetent and useless. First responders my ass. They murdered that man who was in crisis. Well done RPD.
www.rgj.com/story/news/2...
www.rgj.com/story/news/2...
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Why would pardoned "patriots" lie?
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Why would pardoned "patriots" lie?
I'm fucking sick of this EO assembly line. EOs aren't laws and they can't overturn laws.
There is no way Senate Dems should vote for DHS funding while Republicans are threatening to nationalize elections and Trump is threatening to do it by executive order. ICE reforms are no longer enough. Their authoritarianism must be fought with every legislative lever available.
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I'm fucking sick of this EO assembly line. EOs aren't laws and they can't overturn laws.
I stand with Catturd™
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I stand with Catturd™
Photoshop is cheaper and easier.
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Photoshop is cheaper and easier.
DINO. He and Fetterman can do a podcast with Manchin.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
DINO. He and Fetterman can do a podcast with Manchin.
@sanders.senate.gov Hey Bernie. I don't want Medicare for all. Medicare is a clusterfuck. It took me four months to navigate the enrollment and sort out my coverage.
Universal Healthcare with one-payer. Forget Parts A, B, C (Disadvantage), D, E, F, & G.
Cover my teeth, my vision, and my health.
Universal Healthcare with one-payer. Forget Parts A, B, C (Disadvantage), D, E, F, & G.
Cover my teeth, my vision, and my health.
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
@sanders.senate.gov Hey Bernie. I don't want Medicare for all. Medicare is a clusterfuck. It took me four months to navigate the enrollment and sort out my coverage.
Universal Healthcare with one-payer. Forget Parts A, B, C (Disadvantage), D, E, F, & G.
Cover my teeth, my vision, and my health.
Universal Healthcare with one-payer. Forget Parts A, B, C (Disadvantage), D, E, F, & G.
Cover my teeth, my vision, and my health.
It's a "Roman Salute." Italy's prime minister isn't a Mussolini loving far-right fascist, right?
www.newsweek.com/olympics-acc...
www.newsweek.com/olympics-acc...
Olympics accused of selling Nazi propaganda t-shirts
German politicians argue the artwork is inseparable from the Nazi legacy of the 1936 Games and should not be sold without context.
www.newsweek.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It's a "Roman Salute." Italy's prime minister isn't a Mussolini loving far-right fascist, right?
www.newsweek.com/olympics-acc...
www.newsweek.com/olympics-acc...
Just another happy day for The Donald and Melania.
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Just another happy day for The Donald and Melania.
They should know.
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
They should know.
Trump loves working that seed of doubt everyone has about elections. He works it like the con man he is. Add that entire "I'll accept the results if the election is free and fair" is a canard, part of the grift.
Don't let them control you forever and ever.
Don't let them control you forever and ever.
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Trump loves working that seed of doubt everyone has about elections. He works it like the con man he is. Add that entire "I'll accept the results if the election is free and fair" is a canard, part of the grift.
Don't let them control you forever and ever.
Don't let them control you forever and ever.
ZELDEN: We should know. The GOP has used fear and hoaxes for power and control for the last 45 years.
FOX NEWS: Do you believe climate change is a hoax?
EPA ADMINISTRATOR LEE ZELDIN: It has been a con job of using this for more power and control
EPA ADMINISTRATOR LEE ZELDIN: It has been a con job of using this for more power and control
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
ZELDEN: We should know. The GOP has used fear and hoaxes for power and control for the last 45 years.
On the HUD.gov. I think this is more politically motivated in a Big Brother/Stalinist way than anything Joe Biden did in Texas. I'm sure the Texas General Land Office needed to be investigated. It's probably corrupted. 🤷🤔😫
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
On the HUD.gov. I think this is more politically motivated in a Big Brother/Stalinist way than anything Joe Biden did in Texas. I'm sure the Texas General Land Office needed to be investigated. It's probably corrupted. 🤷🤔😫
Well, that and Kash Patel.
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Well, that and Kash Patel.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I was an avid cocaine user for 6 years and never sank as low toilet seat bumps.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I was an avid cocaine user for 6 years and never sank as low toilet seat bumps.
Wait! A Senator asked an Attorney General a question about the law and they didn't respond with the DJIA ticker?
RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
February 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Wait! A Senator asked an Attorney General a question about the law and they didn't respond with the DJIA ticker?