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Former Professional Poker Player. Former member of PLP, OSPIRG, and political canvasser for CLEC. Anti-Zionist self-hating American Jew. I voted for Barry Commoner for president in 1980. What he ran on is just as true today.
Ring ring
"Hello?"
"Do you have Prince Andrew in a can?"
"No."
"Well you should. He's a child rapist!"
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Completely believable.

Trump has previously denied flying on Epstein’s plane, writing on Truth Social in January 2024 that, “I was never on Epstein’s Plane, or at his ‘stupid’ Island.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Trump Class? First, that's an oxymoron. Second, it doesn't move very fast and will sink the first chance it gets.
"Indeed, Trump's National Security 'Strategy' is entirely consistent with the goals of both Putin’s Russia and China’s authoritarian regime, both of which have long viewed the weakening of the Western alliance as a key part of their effort to displace the US as the leading power in the world."
Make America Weak
Trump is systematically undermining America's interests at home and abroad.
www.publicnotice.co
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
At least the DOJ is a political weapon like it was under Biden!

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
Department of Justice: "We have intentionally released documents that are misleading and untrue. Unless they make anyone other than Donald J. Trump look bad. In that case, they are 100% reliable. Trust us. But ignore anything that makes Trump look guilty, OK? Don't believe your lying eyes."
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Have they ever taken a 200 level class?
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That's called courage. A rare commodity these days.
It's pretty fucking fearless to go back and do your goddamn oversight visit where they last framed you for assault.
‼️💥 Today, we are outside Delaney Hall in support of Congresswoman
@replamonica.bsky.social
and Congressman
@menendez.house.gov
as they conduct an Oversight visit following the devastating loss of Jean Wilson Brutus, a community member detained at Delaney Hall earlier this month.
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That's a lot to take in!
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ain't no one stupider than an American on social media.
The billionaire thieves own all of the major social media and now they have both FOX and CBS

Disinformation will be MAGA’s #1 weapon in advance of the midterms
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why are Denmark and Greenland upset that Trump made Jeff Landry, Governor of Louisiana, special envoy to Greenland?
Landry has all the creds. He's in deep with the oil and gas industries. And Citizens United backed him in 2012 when he ran for Congress.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_La...
Jeff Landry - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Stop criticizing Orange County and all the Reagan, Bush, and Trump countries. Meth rots the brain.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm still on the fence about the Trump administration.

It's a razor wire fence.
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Here's my Christmas gift to you. A photo of the classiest and most beautiful First Lady our country has ever known, Melania’s ass when she was a “model.”
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We could be heroes, if just for one day!
www.samsung-news.com/articles/lsd...
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pay me, an American citizen, to become an expat. This shit hole country doesn't need me or deserve me.
Kristi Noem makes an announcement on Fox & Friends: "We are saying that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in the US illegally, we'll give you $3,000 through the holidays to send you home. We'll buy you a ticket, give you $3,000 to go home."
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Because migrants always watch Fox & Friends.
Kristi Noem makes an announcement on Fox & Friends: "We are saying that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in the US illegally, we'll give you $3,000 through the holidays to send you home. We'll buy you a ticket, give you $3,000 to go home."
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
More photos from the Epstein files.
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“President Trump did not build the greatest coalition in politics by running his supporters through endless, self-defeating purity tests,” Vance told the crowd to loud applause, adding later: “We have far more important work to do than canceling each other."

Just loyalty oaths.
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm still waiting to see some of that Christian charity here. I guess God really is dead.
JD Vance gets the biggest applause of his speech so far when he says "by the grace of God we always will be a Christian nation"
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Boo fucking hoo. How strange that a law firm didn't recognize a criminal threat from POTUS.
boingboing.net/2025/12/20/w...
Wall Street's oldest law firm surrendered to Trump and paid the price
Cadwalader pledged $100M in pro bono work for Trump. Other firms fought his orders and won. Now Cadwalader is merging to survive.
boingboing.net
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hey, Waymo! Here's a hint from an old programmer. Not a coder, not an engineer, not applications...programs. Here's a conditional statement that would've helped in SF.
IF power outage THEN find place to stop that doesn't block traffic ELSE pull into parking lots.
boingboing.net/2025/12/21/w...
Waymo's driverless cars froze all over SF during the blackout
When SF lost power, Waymo's autonomous cars froze at intersections. Videos show them blocking roads while humans drove around
boingboing.net
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is why we must defend our civil rights. Without them "law enforcement" becomes an untamed, unregulated gang of thugs and murderers.
boingboing.net/2025/12/21/b...
Border Patrol agents blew out a family's window at 6 a.m. The target wasn't home.
A Times investigation reconstructed one Border Patrol operation: four crashes, tear gas, and four citizens facing dropped felonies.
boingboing.net
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Well, you all screamed to release the Epstein Files. Like when you make a deal with the devil, you get what you asked for but not what you wanted.

I have another question. If I call for Trump to be impeached or removed from office by the 25th Amendment what would Trump label me?
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM