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Former Professional Poker Player. Former member of PLP, OSPIRG, and political canvasser for CLEC. Anti-Zionist self-hating American Jew. I voted for Barry Commoner for president in 1980. What he ran on is just as true today.
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What's the price of eggs?
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Okay, this is embarrassing.
www.espn.com/nfl/playbypl...
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Hey New York Rangers. I have been a fan since 1972. It's really hard to win when you only have 13 shots and the opposing team has 35. Maybe your coaches need to learn math.
Also, it helps to win at home.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Think of the stupidiest person you've ever met. Imagine them in a position where every decision affects millions of people, and every decision is made via a post on the social media they own.
To all you pilots and drug dealers who read Truth Social...
www.samsung-news.com/articles/kWR...
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Because drugs opened their minds when God didn't.
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Your foul-breathed kiss is on my shit list.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOuh...
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sell! It's Glengarry Glen Ross of diplomacy and Witkoff, the real estate salesman is there for the commission.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Barr's memo on the Mueller Report exonerated Trump and made Russian influence a hoax. I'm not that gullible.
As far as Russia and Trump carving up Eastern Europe this photo comes to mind.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My perfect date.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I love social media!
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I doubt you're a woman at all. If you are:
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Then Venezuela sent him to the USA!
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Don't let the bedbugs bite. KILL THEM WITH DDT. And all the birds, insects, plants, and animals too.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
He's tripping balls and those are ICE agents.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The Hollywood Producer in “The Godfather” before the horse’s head is cut off.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bob Dobbs everyone! Give him some slack!
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Not only is Aaron Rodgers an all-around great guy, but he plays football like he's 39 years old.
Yes, this is not sarcasm.
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM