Henry Gordon || The Infamous New Jersey Isekai
@wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social
HE/HIM, 33, OC Gpose/Loredump Account
Pfp: @dejasquietplace.bsky.social
Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all.
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NO GEN-AI
Pfp: @dejasquietplace.bsky.social
Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all.
💕 @thancredulous.bsky.social
NO GEN-AI
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this honestly should've been my hint that our relationship was gonna be a great, happy and long one
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Burger King executive: so what’s a mature meal for grown ups at Burger King look like
Burger King executive 2: French fry is chicken nugget
Burger King executive 2: French fry is chicken nugget
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Burger King executive: so what’s a mature meal for grown ups at Burger King look like
Burger King executive 2: French fry is chicken nugget
Burger King executive 2: French fry is chicken nugget
.hack//IMOQ
PS2-era JRPGs where the dialogue portrait is wearing an expression of exquisitely wrought anguish, and then the character's actual 3D model in the background is just
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
.hack//IMOQ
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PS2-era JRPGs where the dialogue portrait is wearing an expression of exquisitely wrought anguish, and then the character's actual 3D model in the background is just
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
PS2-era JRPGs where the dialogue portrait is wearing an expression of exquisitely wrought anguish, and then the character's actual 3D model in the background is just
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Oh my god, dude, I forgot how fucking funny this scene was.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh my god, dude, I forgot how fucking funny this scene was.
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Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.
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Sagittarius horoscope
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sagittarius horoscope
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the literal beat for beat events of the ending of Final Fantasy XIII are entirely impossible to understand or even speculate on without the context of a lore video released in a 2011 press conference
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
the literal beat for beat events of the ending of Final Fantasy XIII are entirely impossible to understand or even speculate on without the context of a lore video released in a 2011 press conference
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this is how it feels when you're in PF and someone says 'tyfp' then leaves and the party disbands so you join another PF and see them again
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
this is how it feels when you're in PF and someone says 'tyfp' then leaves and the party disbands so you join another PF and see them again
Oh hey I have 500 followers, habiddy to me
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh hey I have 500 followers, habiddy to me
Reminded myself of when an IRL said "you just don't thrive in PvP environments" and how mad it made me that the only PvP game they play as a group is Tarkov and how much of a pain in the dick the game is
trying to git gud at Arena and holy shit man I feel like there's some feature or functionality I'm just not getting because me and another guy can sprint into each other, start shooting, and I will plummet with a '2 damage to them' despite half a mag hitting his chest and blood going everywhere
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reminded myself of when an IRL said "you just don't thrive in PvP environments" and how mad it made me that the only PvP game they play as a group is Tarkov and how much of a pain in the dick the game is
trying to git gud at Arena and holy shit man I feel like there's some feature or functionality I'm just not getting because me and another guy can sprint into each other, start shooting, and I will plummet with a '2 damage to them' despite half a mag hitting his chest and blood going everywhere
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
trying to git gud at Arena and holy shit man I feel like there's some feature or functionality I'm just not getting because me and another guy can sprint into each other, start shooting, and I will plummet with a '2 damage to them' despite half a mag hitting his chest and blood going everywhere
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Anyway bullying is fine actually if it's bullying AI slopists out of fandom spaces~
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyway bullying is fine actually if it's bullying AI slopists out of fandom spaces~
i love deezer crashing when i tell it to download all my favorites
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i love deezer crashing when i tell it to download all my favorites
what do i have to do to end up on the OTW thing where do i sign up to run and be incredibly vocal against generative AI
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
what do i have to do to end up on the OTW thing where do i sign up to run and be incredibly vocal against generative AI
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Felt like it needed one more addition...
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Felt like it needed one more addition...
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I don't know at this point I think if you genuinely believe in the democratic party doing anything to protect us or anything even remotely helpful in any way you're a rube at best and actively delusional at worst.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don't know at this point I think if you genuinely believe in the democratic party doing anything to protect us or anything even remotely helpful in any way you're a rube at best and actively delusional at worst.
Opening my 33rd bday with chronic pain flareups and the kitten attacking my feet for not giving her food exactly when she wants it
a person drinking from a cup with the words good morning written below
ALT: a person drinking from a cup with the words good morning written below
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Opening my 33rd bday with chronic pain flareups and the kitten attacking my feet for not giving her food exactly when she wants it
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I just learned that John Carmack misgendered and deadnamed Rebecca Heineman in his "tribute" over on Twitter. He probably thinks it's okay when talking pre-transition days, but FYI, most trans people hate that. Worse, he never calls her "she," switching to "they" for recent memories. Fuck that guy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I just learned that John Carmack misgendered and deadnamed Rebecca Heineman in his "tribute" over on Twitter. He probably thinks it's okay when talking pre-transition days, but FYI, most trans people hate that. Worse, he never calls her "she," switching to "they" for recent memories. Fuck that guy.
it birtdy 4 me
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
it birtdy 4 me
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"Outlander," but when it's said by Elezen they suddenly sound like they've smoked 20 packs an hour for 30 years
partially because TES3 reference but really cuz isekai
partially because TES3 reference but really cuz isekai
okay so i have a sorta #wolqotd
what in-game title do you use and why? is it canon or not? does it say more about you as the player or your character?
what in-game title do you use and why? is it canon or not? does it say more about you as the player or your character?
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"Outlander," but when it's said by Elezen they suddenly sound like they've smoked 20 packs an hour for 30 years
partially because TES3 reference but really cuz isekai
partially because TES3 reference but really cuz isekai