Henry Gordon || The Infamous New Jersey Isekai
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Henry Gordon || The Infamous New Jersey Isekai
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Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all.

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NO GEN-AI
I cannot think of a more hilariously stupid image than a cyclist taking up the fucking road and going "meta how fast am I going"

But yet I'm bombarded with this ad every time I open the fucking updoot app
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
bone bone enob
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
.hack//MUTATION done, or well the msq is

they posted BANDAI on a picture of the eldritch nightmare, Cubia, and honestly I feel like that was a not-so-subtle dig
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i think you need ibuprofen
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Found a neat ratio to use with canned alfredo sauce and Tony Chachere's creole seasoning and I'm using it every chance I get, it fucks and it's prolly entry level cooking but I'm absolutely chuffed about it
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nekoski my favorite NPC
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
confusion is fun and balanced and totally won't cause you to TPK
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
so that was a boss fight with an eldritch monster that was riding a bicycle made of nightmares into my ass I just did, yea no worries, big ti🅱️🅱️y hacker lady was impressed but did not explain much else
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cat sat on my keyboard and apparently pushed a hotkey to start Discord's clipping feature, which apparently has just always been there, and always has been recording!!!

every fucking DAY with this stupid app!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
man named after Rush album speaks absolute nonsense, more at 11
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
the ability to track gear for characters not in your party wasn't an idea when this game was being made and honestly I feel like this kind of insane, off-game tracking and note-taking is par for the course in old RPGs
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
THIS GUY IS VOICED BY JOEY FUCKIN WHEELER?????
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
me when i wake up to every chronic pain firing the same time a migraine starts up
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i forgot about this dude, and don't remember anything about him beyond "he certainly was a guy I saw once"
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Mistral, Moonstone's fuckin' dead

just like I'm about to be
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
you HAVE to believe me when I tell you this game is serious as a heart attack
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
this man, Moonstone, the kinda mofo to ask you to unsync a dungeon for him and he's 10 levels under it and will run head-first into a meatgrinder then just go 'Resurrect...' in party chat
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
when you visit your plug and vet in the same day
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ooo! Yeeee - I -think- we'll be in town either way, but we might have tickets figured out!
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Doing final prep according to this gameFAQs guide I found then I'll be cracking into the game I was initially given as a kid, .hack//MUTATION
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
aight beat .hack//INFECTION and was surprised I was able to blast through it so quickly, even without a guide I would've likely just been surprised about how quickly the game flew by
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
she fortune on my risky treasure till i wire
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
U rn:
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"A catgirl and her pet twink-wizard are now in my life and I guess that's something I have to deal with now. By the way she can see the invisible, magic bracelet-thing that casts the same spell that coma'd my best friend,"
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM