Wolfpaws
@wolfpaws.bsky.social
Oh look, zero days again since the racist orange shitgibbon did something atrocious.
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Oh look, zero days again since the racist orange shitgibbon did something atrocious.
I love that heavy THWACK at the end.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I love that heavy THWACK at the end.
Done and done! *insert Futurama take my money gif here*
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February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Done and done! *insert Futurama take my money gif here*
@silvermane.bsky.social and I are all too familiar with this...
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
@silvermane.bsky.social and I are all too familiar with this...
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Couldn't have said it/shown it any better.
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Couldn't have said it/shown it any better.
For those that keep saying "wow, the Epstein files must really be bad if they're going through these hoops for distraction" - honestly? There's no distraction. THIS IS HOW THEY ARE AND THEY ARE JUST NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE.
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
For those that keep saying "wow, the Epstein files must really be bad if they're going through these hoops for distraction" - honestly? There's no distraction. THIS IS HOW THEY ARE AND THEY ARE JUST NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
We need more of this. And that smirking guy? I have many words to say about that, but they are not fit for public consumption.
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
We need more of this. And that smirking guy? I have many words to say about that, but they are not fit for public consumption.
This is a very important thing to point out. This. Could. Happen. To. Anyone. Also another important point: they consider that a FEATURE, not a bug. "Working as intended" in IT parlance, given the sheer amount of backbreaking gymnastics they are using to defend it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is a very important thing to point out. This. Could. Happen. To. Anyone. Also another important point: they consider that a FEATURE, not a bug. "Working as intended" in IT parlance, given the sheer amount of backbreaking gymnastics they are using to defend it.
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Perfect messaging from The Overpass Visibility Brigade:
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Perfect messaging from The Overpass Visibility Brigade:
This is the response needed now. I hate that it's gotten this far, personally, but I think this is going to happen more and more, and the public needs to show (to this level), that the days of polite protest and passive resistance are over.
"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
This is the response needed now. I hate that it's gotten this far, personally, but I think this is going to happen more and more, and the public needs to show (to this level), that the days of polite protest and passive resistance are over.
Nobody immediately smacked his hand and said no. Now he's going to go after everyone's cookies.
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Nobody immediately smacked his hand and said no. Now he's going to go after everyone's cookies.
In these trying times, can I offer you a cookie? I have one batch done, might make more tomorrow. #cantstopwontstop
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In these trying times, can I offer you a cookie? I have one batch done, might make more tomorrow. #cantstopwontstop
Well said, Frank!
Rob Reiner is all the proof you need that Trump Derangement Syndrome is a product of common decency.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Well said, Frank!
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Still no takers so let's try this one more time
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Still no takers so let's try this one more time
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- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
Surprising nobody, Lucy pulled away the football already.
Today can be summed up in the following sentence: "But Lucy said she wouldn't pull the football away this time."
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Surprising nobody, Lucy pulled away the football already.
Today can be summed up in the following sentence: "But Lucy said she wouldn't pull the football away this time."
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Today can be summed up in the following sentence: "But Lucy said she wouldn't pull the football away this time."
Durbin, I hate to break it to you, but Candy Land isn't played like that anymore. Monopoly hasn't used paper money in some of their sets for like 15 years now. THE GAME ISN'T PLAYED LIKE THAT NOW - GET WITH THE NOW, NOW.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Durbin, I hate to break it to you, but Candy Land isn't played like that anymore. Monopoly hasn't used paper money in some of their sets for like 15 years now. THE GAME ISN'T PLAYED LIKE THAT NOW - GET WITH THE NOW, NOW.
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Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!
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I will repost this forever.
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I will repost this forever.
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It's time for JACKIE TOLEDO
Brain: Shouldn't we be getting ready for work?
Me: Not now, doofus. We need to come up with a Sherlock Holmes villainy name made up of Ohio towns.
"You don't mean..."
"I'm afraid so, Holmes. This is clearly the work of Elyria Dayton."
Me: Not now, doofus. We need to come up with a Sherlock Holmes villainy name made up of Ohio towns.
"You don't mean..."
"I'm afraid so, Holmes. This is clearly the work of Elyria Dayton."
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's time for JACKIE TOLEDO
Well. This is...not really all that surprising!
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Well. This is...not really all that surprising!