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Jason H
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3/4 of the best burrito in the business
October 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Too drunk to play Silksong
October 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I assume people are already sending this to @jasonkirk.fyi , but I just can't take the risk
BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER
September 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Shutdown Fullcast
MBMBaM
Friends at the Table
Effectively Wild
The Flop House
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bog standard Ravens 4th quarter collapse
September 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There’s a crow outside my window at work have a full-on meltdown because they trimmed the trees in the parking lot. It sounds PISSED
August 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’d say the movie quote I’ve most wanted to incorporate into my own life without pointing out the reference is Tim Curry from Clue:
“Can you keep a secret?”
“Yeah.”
“So can I.”
July 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I know the world is falling apart, but I’m in the middle of a really strong Balatro run right now
June 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Did Lenny ever cover Gold Dust Woman?
May 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
$1 for how loud this concert was, on a scale from 1-10
April 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Important news from the world of entertainment
‘Pacific Rim’ TV Series From Legendary, Eric Heisserer Lands at Amazon for Development variety.com/2025/tv/news...
April 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fuck it, sometimes college football is actually college hockey. $1 for each of Cornell coach Mike Shafer’s career wins. Screw BU
@newap-georgia.bsky.social
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Happy Opening Day! One of my favorite comics about America's Pastime from @bransonreese.bsky.social www.branson-reese.com/archive/2017...
Baltimore Oriole — Branson Reese
www.branson-reese.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The last straw: sources indicating Trump is preparing Executive Order which states a golden retriever can’t play basketball
February 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
New goal for 2025, making comments so groan-worthy that people don’t even acknowledge I said anything
January 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Magenta Ichiban Kasuga suit
December 13, 2024 at 5:27 PM
The ocean floor is just littered with sub-aquatic failed libertarian utopias
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
@downgoesbrown.bsky.social hey, we got another goalie goal in Tampa!
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Flight left on time, weather is perfect (as usual), 17th in line for departure. San Diego airport is a joke
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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I just saw this, went into a fugue state, and when I came to I had written this
November 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
This is the correct approach
Bluesky is an open network. This means we can eventually sort ourselves onto two apps, one that calls them posts and one that calls them skeets. All without losing our friends or followers.
November 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM