Jason H
@witzkers.bsky.social
3/4 of the best burrito in the business
Be heavily implicated by them?
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Be heavily implicated by them?
People keep saying, ”but it’s just a reference to a Johnny Cash lyric,” and don’t recognize that you have to be zero tolerance on this stuff. We’ve had years of people “just joking” about racial slurs and nazi shit and you need mods who don’t care about intent. Apply rules across the board
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People keep saying, ”but it’s just a reference to a Johnny Cash lyric,” and don’t recognize that you have to be zero tolerance on this stuff. We’ve had years of people “just joking” about racial slurs and nazi shit and you need mods who don’t care about intent. Apply rules across the board
I don’t know, Bregs-it isn’t half bad.
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don’t know, Bregs-it isn’t half bad.
I mean, instructions to DIY this will be available online like 30 seconds after this ships
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I mean, instructions to DIY this will be available online like 30 seconds after this ships
Nominative determinism
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nominative determinism
There was never any continuity until the Craig movies and they were wildly popular. How is this difficult?
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There was never any continuity until the Craig movies and they were wildly popular. How is this difficult?
Not to be confused with “I have to learn every lesson for myself, because I’m smarter than other people and they probably did things wrong”
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Not to be confused with “I have to learn every lesson for myself, because I’m smarter than other people and they probably did things wrong”
Hey Vonnegut, do you read lips?
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hey Vonnegut, do you read lips?
Should have changed the name to Michael-roys
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Should have changed the name to Michael-roys
Just put him in one of those really tall chairs @hollyanderson.bsky.social was talking about
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Just put him in one of those really tall chairs @hollyanderson.bsky.social was talking about
I was surprised when I started seeing 72 month loans
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I was surprised when I started seeing 72 month loans
I’d be curious if they had a management mandate to use AI in the project and (correctly) figured using it for the barks would have the least negative impact when it screws up
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’d be curious if they had a management mandate to use AI in the project and (correctly) figured using it for the barks would have the least negative impact when it screws up
Maybe if they speed up the warnings about gambling addiction at the end of the ad reads EVEN MORE that would help
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Maybe if they speed up the warnings about gambling addiction at the end of the ad reads EVEN MORE that would help
Regretfully, Michael Fuckin’ Waltrip
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Regretfully, Michael Fuckin’ Waltrip
This is everything. Sports, music, TV shows, clothing, etc.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is everything. Sports, music, TV shows, clothing, etc.
Wait, did his Springsteen fandom lead him to Brockmire, or did playing a sportscaster turn him into a Springsteen fan?
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Wait, did his Springsteen fandom lead him to Brockmire, or did playing a sportscaster turn him into a Springsteen fan?
Literally nothing can go wrong
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Literally nothing can go wrong
Mr. Sugar Penis erasure…
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mr. Sugar Penis erasure…
But this guy’s fiery, they say he’s a real pistil
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
But this guy’s fiery, they say he’s a real pistil
Me after every Padres game this year
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Me after every Padres game this year
We always hear about camels spitting, maybe they'd like a chew?
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We always hear about camels spitting, maybe they'd like a chew?
Half-heartedly patting a volunteer on the butt…
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Half-heartedly patting a volunteer on the butt…
If it was a banh mi the bread could be crusty and sharp
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If it was a banh mi the bread could be crusty and sharp