Witty McWitterson-Smartass
@wittysmartass.bsky.social
I won’t correct you if you call me a Time Lord, but I prefer Chronomancer.
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It’ll take 4 months for Fuckerberg to see his stocks fall: For four months, let’s hit Meta where it hurts most: their bottom line. Avoid Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, and any Meta product. Uninstall their apps, pause your usage, and tell your friends why you’re taking a stand.
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Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
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My province is actively recruiting US doctors and nurses to come move here to beautiful BC. 🇨🇦 Check it out: archive.news.gov.bc.ca/releases/new...
British Columbia is taking action to attract doctors, nurses from U.S.
archive.news.gov.bc.ca
March 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My province is actively recruiting US doctors and nurses to come move here to beautiful BC. 🇨🇦 Check it out: archive.news.gov.bc.ca/releases/new...
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History DOES repeat itself… 🤬
March 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
History DOES repeat itself… 🤬
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Termination notices sent to V.A. contractors. Effective immediately
“You shall not be paid for any work performed or costs incured which reasonably could have been avoided … You remain liable to your subcontractors & suppliers for costs arising because of the termination of subcontracts or orders”
“You shall not be paid for any work performed or costs incured which reasonably could have been avoided … You remain liable to your subcontractors & suppliers for costs arising because of the termination of subcontracts or orders”
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Termination notices sent to V.A. contractors. Effective immediately
“You shall not be paid for any work performed or costs incured which reasonably could have been avoided … You remain liable to your subcontractors & suppliers for costs arising because of the termination of subcontracts or orders”
“You shall not be paid for any work performed or costs incured which reasonably could have been avoided … You remain liable to your subcontractors & suppliers for costs arising because of the termination of subcontracts or orders”
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"The AVMA never recommends raw diets for dogs or cats because of the risk of multiple pathogens..." and the spread of H5N1 makes raw feeding riskier than ever. "The strain that’s currently circulating has a near 90 percent case fatality rate in domestic cats” www.popsci.com/health/how-t...
How to protect your pets from bird flu
H5N1 continues to circulate in wild animals, cows, and poultry–cats and dogs aren’t immune.
www.popsci.com
March 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"The AVMA never recommends raw diets for dogs or cats because of the risk of multiple pathogens..." and the spread of H5N1 makes raw feeding riskier than ever. "The strain that’s currently circulating has a near 90 percent case fatality rate in domestic cats” www.popsci.com/health/how-t...
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My 5 Accomplishments Email
February 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My 5 Accomplishments Email
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‘1984’ is upon us
Remember that time the USA was under a cyber attack from the White House? And people rushed to save crucial scientific, educational, historical, arts, public health, and disaster preparedness information in multiple languages on the Wayback Machine web archive? That time is now. Go! web.archive.org
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
‘1984’ is upon us
It’s like the universe made a cruel joke: Tony Bourdain traveled the world to experience life, and Ted Nugent just… shot at it from a distance.
January 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s like the universe made a cruel joke: Tony Bourdain traveled the world to experience life, and Ted Nugent just… shot at it from a distance.
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I cannot repeat this often enough: Linda McMahon literally covered up the sexual abuse of children while she was running WWF (now WWE). She knew Mel Phillips abused boys, and protected him. She repeatedly rehired Pat Patterson and Terry Garvin, despite patterns of harassment and abuse.
Politico is reporting they may ban schools receiving federal funding from allowing kids to be trans as soon as today. Also opens door to investigations into schools that disregard the directive
www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
Trump to issue orders on K-12 ‘indoctrination,’ school choice and campus protests
The order will also reinstate the 1776 Commission that Trump created during his first term in office to promote patriotic education.
www.politico.com
January 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I cannot repeat this often enough: Linda McMahon literally covered up the sexual abuse of children while she was running WWF (now WWE). She knew Mel Phillips abused boys, and protected him. She repeatedly rehired Pat Patterson and Terry Garvin, despite patterns of harassment and abuse.
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I’ve been informed that Dr. Marten is now available to provide FREE dental work to anyone giving a “Roman salute”.
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ve been informed that Dr. Marten is now available to provide FREE dental work to anyone giving a “Roman salute”.
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
It’s time to brush up on a particular set of skills
How to Punch a Nazi
YouTube video by EnterTheDojoShow
youtu.be
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It’s time to brush up on a particular set of skills
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Yep! We did a whole Too Many Tabs podcast episode about Elon’s racist Grandpa:
youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?...
youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?...
January 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yep! We did a whole Too Many Tabs podcast episode about Elon’s racist Grandpa:
youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?...
youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?...
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This part. #boycotttrumpinauguration
January 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This part. #boycotttrumpinauguration
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Whelp! Congratulations to the Democratic Party for giving Trump a layup slam dunk the DAY BEFORE his inauguration, you toothless, shit suckers.
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Whelp! Congratulations to the Democratic Party for giving Trump a layup slam dunk the DAY BEFORE his inauguration, you toothless, shit suckers.
HOWEVER if you still have your apps
January 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
HOWEVER if you still have your apps
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TIKTOK IS BACK ONLINE! I just posted a video without a VPN on my desktop!
youtube.com/shorts/fn-rS...
youtube.com/shorts/fn-rS...
TIKTOK IS BACK! THE BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED AFTER 14 HOURS #tiktokban
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtube.com
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
TIKTOK IS BACK ONLINE! I just posted a video without a VPN on my desktop!
youtube.com/shorts/fn-rS...
youtube.com/shorts/fn-rS...
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here's today's post: "elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold" — cry me a river, cultists.
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elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold
cry me a river, cultists
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January 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
here's today's post: "elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold" — cry me a river, cultists.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Whenever people talk about state censorship by communist China I just want to point out that the Department of Defense said they didn't like SHIELD in the Marvel movies, so they made an entire movie getting rid of it to appease the US government so they didn't lose out on federal funding.
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Whenever people talk about state censorship by communist China I just want to point out that the Department of Defense said they didn't like SHIELD in the Marvel movies, so they made an entire movie getting rid of it to appease the US government so they didn't lose out on federal funding.
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Chicago honors Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chicago honors Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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He got what he wanted from MAGA: their votes.
He doesn’t need them anymore.
He doesn’t need them anymore.
Moving the inauguration indoors and leaving thousands, with useless “commemorative tickets,” out in the cold, is a preview of how this next administration will operate.
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
He got what he wanted from MAGA: their votes.
He doesn’t need them anymore.
He doesn’t need them anymore.
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Moving the inauguration indoors and leaving thousands, with useless “commemorative tickets,” out in the cold, is a preview of how this next administration will operate.
January 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Moving the inauguration indoors and leaving thousands, with useless “commemorative tickets,” out in the cold, is a preview of how this next administration will operate.