Without Feathers
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✨ These parasocial delights have parasocial ends. ✨
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Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.
June 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.
Yeah you’ve seen a rat drag a pizza slice, but have you ever seen a muskrat drag a taco
June 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yeah you’ve seen a rat drag a pizza slice, but have you ever seen a muskrat drag a taco
If you are a non-Jew who wants to bring up Anne Frank in any context ever again, I better be able to look back through your timeline and see a post from today about Ariel and Kfir Bibas.
You don’t get to pick at our old scars while ignoring the fresh, bleeding wounds.
You don’t get to pick at our old scars while ignoring the fresh, bleeding wounds.
February 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you are a non-Jew who wants to bring up Anne Frank in any context ever again, I better be able to look back through your timeline and see a post from today about Ariel and Kfir Bibas.
You don’t get to pick at our old scars while ignoring the fresh, bleeding wounds.
You don’t get to pick at our old scars while ignoring the fresh, bleeding wounds.
Same.
Honestly, if you are still on The Dead Bird, please unfollow me.
You are not able to fight an Un winnable war over in that cesspool. We need you here FULL TIME. Again, if you can’t cut the cord over there. I don’t want to waste my time with you. 💯💯💯 dead serious.
You are not able to fight an Un winnable war over in that cesspool. We need you here FULL TIME. Again, if you can’t cut the cord over there. I don’t want to waste my time with you. 💯💯💯 dead serious.
February 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Same.
Wrong fucking Senator 😞
I wanted you to hear directly from me that I have decided not to run for reelection to the Senate in 2026.
I have loved my job, and after 20 years of hard and rewarding work in the public sector, I'm ready to spend more time with my family.
I want to take some time here to explain my decision (🧵)
I have loved my job, and after 20 years of hard and rewarding work in the public sector, I'm ready to spend more time with my family.
I want to take some time here to explain my decision (🧵)
February 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wrong fucking Senator 😞
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
Him: Why the frown, babe?
Me: I had a joke about the halftime show, but it left my brain and I can't remember it now.
Him: I'm sure it'll come back to you.
Me: It's buried deep in my subconscious... I just gotta dig it up... dig it up and bring it to the surface, like -
Him: no
Me: A MINERRRRRR
Me: I had a joke about the halftime show, but it left my brain and I can't remember it now.
Him: I'm sure it'll come back to you.
Me: It's buried deep in my subconscious... I just gotta dig it up... dig it up and bring it to the surface, like -
Him: no
Me: A MINERRRRRR
February 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Him: Why the frown, babe?
Me: I had a joke about the halftime show, but it left my brain and I can't remember it now.
Him: I'm sure it'll come back to you.
Me: It's buried deep in my subconscious... I just gotta dig it up... dig it up and bring it to the surface, like -
Him: no
Me: A MINERRRRRR
Me: I had a joke about the halftime show, but it left my brain and I can't remember it now.
Him: I'm sure it'll come back to you.
Me: It's buried deep in my subconscious... I just gotta dig it up... dig it up and bring it to the surface, like -
Him: no
Me: A MINERRRRRR
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If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits
BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s dick now has read-write access to all government databases.
*fleshy keyboard slapping noises intensify*
*fleshy keyboard slapping noises intensify*
why is hunter biden’s laptop destroying america like this
February 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s dick now has read-write access to all government databases.
*fleshy keyboard slapping noises intensify*
*fleshy keyboard slapping noises intensify*
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Bubble day at the penguin exhibit
February 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bubble day at the penguin exhibit
👀 👀 👀
CDC Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People
The data, which appeared fleetingly online on Wednesday, confirmed transmission in two households. Scientists called on the agency to release the full report.
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The data, which appeared fleetingly online on Wednesday, confirmed transmission in two households. Scientists called on the agency to release the full report.
1/
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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CIA Agent: You want our list of every undercover agent on Earth? Why?
17-Year-Old Doge Kid Who Is Only Known By His Alias “The Schooch”: Hey man, you can trust The Schooch
17-Year-Old Doge Kid Who Is Only Known By His Alias “The Schooch”: Hey man, you can trust The Schooch
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
CIA Agent: You want our list of every undercover agent on Earth? Why?
17-Year-Old Doge Kid Who Is Only Known By His Alias “The Schooch”: Hey man, you can trust The Schooch
17-Year-Old Doge Kid Who Is Only Known By His Alias “The Schooch”: Hey man, you can trust The Schooch
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MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
February 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
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Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
February 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
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One little known fact about my family is that my grandad predicted the Titanic would sink. He even went around warning everyone it was unsafe and was ignored and yelled at.
Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre
Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
One little known fact about my family is that my grandad predicted the Titanic would sink. He even went around warning everyone it was unsafe and was ignored and yelled at.
Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre
Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre
Good morning frens
February 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Good morning frens
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BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
February 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
Idiots getting high with Elon like
February 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Idiots getting high with Elon like
Does anyone have footage of Mitch McConnell falling down the stairs?
I need some levity right now.
I need some levity right now.
February 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Does anyone have footage of Mitch McConnell falling down the stairs?
I need some levity right now.
I need some levity right now.
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground