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I do all sorts of shit. I'm making THE RESTLESS TTRPG, I made The Tarot Restless, also, I am in love with you. 7'2.

Everything I make: linktr.ee/Winslowdumaine
I always love the way that they loved.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me: do you love me?

*400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm*

ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife

Me: oh my God it's human
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In Poland, when someone holds on to old books and trinkets for sentimental reasons, they say they are a "głupek zbierający śmieci" - which means "caretaker of many dreams." And I think that's so beautiful
July 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY HAND-DRAWN CARDS.

If that's not enough to sell you on backing this, I don't know what is.
July 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Episode two of "The Life and Times of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka", featuring @iwriteok.bsky.social is out now!

Listen to I'M FROM THE INTERNET anywhere you get your podcasts!
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yoooooooooooo $37,000 on the NOSE.
July 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social for spending some time with @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social & @winslowdumaine.bsky.social talking about notable internet dipshit Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka this week, and how he could have cashed in on the next reddit or twitch, but instead chose ambien and bud platinum
The Life and Times of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka (Part One) (with Robert Evans) | I'M FROM THE INTERNET
The internet makes you stupid? Oh no, that's where I'm from!
shows.acast.com
July 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I'M FROM THE INTERNET #97
The Life and Times of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
First of a two-part series about the rise and fall of the least business savvy man in modern American history.
Featuring Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards and It Could Happen Here!
shows.acast.com/im-from-the-...
July 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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And here it is; something I’ve been interested in since the first time it was teased on a silly little podcast. Grats @winslowdumaine.bsky.social , everything looks great.

Give it up for The Restless: www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...
The Restless: A Hand-Drawn Cooperative Tabletop Horror Game
A dungeon crawler card game for 2-4 players set during the final days of an infertility apocalypse.
www.kickstarter.com
July 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fully funded in five days! After five years of work, The Restless is going to go into production! You can still get your copy here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...
The Restless: A Hand-Drawn Cooperative Tabletop Horror Game
A dungeon crawler card game for 2-4 players set during the final days of an infertility apocalypse.
www.kickstarter.com
July 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Man I wonder who the special guest for our next episode is
just finished editing an episode with an extra-special guest; this is a really fun one
July 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
On Kickstarter now! Link in bio!

I spent the last 5 years developing a cooperative horror card game called The Restless. The game is a fun challenge of collaboration, resource management, and creeping dread. The entire project was drawn by hand. You can get it on Kickstarter!

#horror #fun #ttrpg
July 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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DID YOU KNOW: those beautiful full art cards in Die On This Hill are crossover cards from this game by the incredibly talented @winslowdumaine.bsky.social? THEY ARE. Help support him and make The Restless happen!
The Restless: A Hand-Drawn Cooperative Tabletop Horror Game
A dungeon crawler card game for 2-4 players set during the final days of an infertility apocalypse.
www.kickstarter.com
July 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I made a massive cooperative horror game and drew the entire thing by hand. It's available on Kickstarter right now! Tell your friends!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...
The Restless: A Hand-Drawn Cooperative Tabletop Horror Game
A dungeon crawler card game for 2-4 players set during the final days of an infertility apocalypse.
www.kickstarter.com
July 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thank you Mike!
I’m really excited about this!

My friend @winslowdumaine.bsky.social made a game from the drawings to the game mechanics over the last five years and it’s finally here.

He’s sent over a prelim copy of the game - I’ll tell you what I love about it.

Back this!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...
July 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@slimyswampghost.bsky.social Hey Trevor - Idk if you recall, I reached out to you on twitter a year or so ago about collaborating on a game and you said you were interested - can I DM?
July 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Jordan Peterson: So, this freak - this abomination - he sows destruction everywhere he goes. He eats only sensous fruits. And his enemy, his rival, is the embodiment of deep thought - a great genius.

Joe Rogan: So, hang on, is his last name Bandicoot?

Peterson: The arrogance!
June 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The more technology a restroom has, the worse it is. Taps with handles, liquid soap, and paper towels? Perfect. You start adding motion sensing bullshit and suddenly 70% of it doesn't work at all. Don't get me started on air dryers. I might as well dunk my hands in the toilet.
June 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@coolzonemedia.bsky.social hey @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social you requested a proposal from me last October, I'm still waiting on a response. Can someone reach out?
June 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social Yo Robert, do you have any thoughts and or feelings about Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka or maybe Rhodesia?
June 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey @iwriteok.bsky.social you still wanna hop on the pod and talk about Lowtax? Would love to have you!

@coolzonemedia.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@ironpineapple.bsky.social hey Iron, I'm a game dev and I put a little reference to your channel in my souls-inspired game. Is your email still the one listed on your youtube page?
March 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A lot of Nebraskan men have a body type that I can only describe as Republican Gengar.
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Bog standard" seems to imply a class of objects for which the standard comparison is their usefulness in bogs
January 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thinking about the time in 6th grade when we had to take a cumulative test and Mrs. Cornelius wrote CUM TEST on the blackboard in giant letters and faced us with an expression as serious as the grave.
January 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM