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Prof_Jimbles
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🔞I play games on Twitch and compare them to TTRPGs. NSFW and kinky. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Counselling Student, Bi, Married, PolyAm! He/Him.🔞
Here’s the pitch: first we fill your inbox full of crap. Then, we hide most of that crap.
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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i would like to formally apologize to all Better Offline listeners for saying that Kyle Katarn was in the N64 game Shadows of the Empire rather than the heroic Dash Rendar. We regret the error
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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my beloved followers love making actionable threats in my replies
March 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
FFXII? Let's finish this. (I don't think I'll finish this tonight.) We can do it! (I do not think I can do it.)

Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy XII Episode 12: WE'RE GOIN' UP UP UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Say “Sprite with ice” for Ed and his guests? Sure, I say much dumber things into a microphone twice a damned week.
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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Ugly Retro Girls Play Pretty Modern Games is streaming now. Join us as we smash everything with a hammer in Blue Prince at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGir...
UglyRetroGirls - Twitch
Ugly Retro Girls Play Pretty Modern Games: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER (Let's Play Blue Prince)
www.twitch.tv
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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I’ve had porn deepfakes made of me since long before genAI existed, and am (sadly) very unphased by it at this point, but I do strongly agree with this sentiment.

These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.
He was of course a MAGA guy. The posts on his account that weren’t replies with AI porn of other women were barely literate Trump support.

The underlying point of the fake genAI nudes in his posts was not so that he could jerk off. One can do that quietly. His point was: “we can do this any time.”
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Like I always say, I benefit greatly from the bar for men being on the ground. Step over it with basic respect for someone and I’m suddenly in the top half of men they’ve had show sexual interest.
slut shaming and monogamy are necessary to forward patriarchy. without "slut" and "cheater" the wife of every dogshit man would go engage in direct comparison and the only decent guys in town would be getting so laid they'd be role models
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Yes, it is true. Many of us return to work tomorrow. Take the worry off your mind with... UNREASONABLE DEMANDS FROM YOUR (videogame) BOSS!?

Prof_Jimbles plays Tyranny - Ep 2: The Language of Power - Twitch.tv/Prof_jimbles
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
For the LOVE of GOD.

"Sound when minimized" option.

For every game in the world. PLEASE.
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
We hit a big milestone last Wednesday! www.twitch.tv/videos/26590...
ONE THOUSAND PUZZLE-PLUS - prof_jimbles on Twitch
prof_jimbles went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 VOD now.
www.twitch.tv
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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It's now officially 2026, so in honor of the death of 2025 here's our annual list of some cool (new to me) horror (mostly) reading that we did this year. I'm always behind the curve, so most of these books didn't actually debut in 2025, but... well, you get the idea.
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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This was a pretty good one
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Jimbles is finishing Bloodlines 2 TONIGHT!

Tune in while you wait for the fireworks to start.

Prof_Jimbles plays Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 - Ep 11: Night Eternal over Seattle - twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
THREE HOURS OF DEUS EX ANALYSIS BY SMART PERSON youtu.be/uOrVZ12Dll4

YAAAAAAY
Replaying Deus Ex in 2025: A Narrative Analysis
YouTube video by Echo Bizarre
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@moochava.bsky.social - Book of Hungry Names recommended as “Incredible” on Writing Excuses. Grats!
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That’s embarrassing.
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December 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
While arranging a hookup: “my last quarterly test came back clear, so we’re good.”
“You haven’t been to any parties lately though?”
“… yeah; but if I get tested regularly I don’t have to RUSH to get one done before I carry you to bed.”

Calendar stuff sucks. Do less of it with repeating appts.
If you think public health policy/ advice should be

“You don’t need testing if you’re sexually active and you’re super duper sure your partner wouldn’t cheat on you”

Instead of

“Sexually active people should get tested regularly”

You are reactionary
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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still looking! especially curious in Scottish and Welsh perspectives
folks from the UK & Ireland I'm doing Research please help—what are y'all's mythologised national identities?

i.e. Australians claim we're laidback, fair, & cheeky (which isn't untrue but is highly conditional in practice).

what equivalent claims would the English, Scots, Irish, etc make?
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩

Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM