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Prof_Jimbles
@profjimbles.bsky.social
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🔞I play games on Twitch and compare them to TTRPGs. NSFW and kinky. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Counselling Student, Bi, Married, PolyAm! He/Him.🔞
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Yes, very wise. Soon they’ll all see the brilliance of your plan.
An arabic stereotype wearing red and orange robes, holding a staff shaped like a snake. A stock image that came up when I searched “treacherous vizier”
August 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Pg 55 Dwarves -
They’re TOUGH. They’re REAL TOUGH. And we’re also making it clear they are also aesthetic champions: “This allows dwarves to embed gemstones into their bodies…” badass.

Plus, you gotta see this art. Non-binary dwarf? Lady dwarf with beard? Masc dwarf with fuck me eyes? I love them
A real hot gender ambiguous dwarf with a thick beard gazes seductively down at you. Dressed in purple and gold.
August 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Dexter S1 E04:
Harry (Dexter’s father, a cop): People remember bullies. People like me… Bullying is a felony waiting to happen.

^ Oh, really? Cops remember bullies? They’re going to get revenge on bullies when they’re all grown up?
A quote from Goodreads, from the author “Elif Batuman”, from the book “The Idiot”. “I found myself remembering the day in kindergarten when the teachers showed us Dumbo, and I realized for the first time that all the kids in the class, even the bullies, rooted for Dumbo, against Dumbo's tormentors. Invariably they laughed and cheered, both when Dumbo succeeded and when bad things happened to his enemies. But they're you, I thought to myself. How did they not know? They didn't know. It was astounding, an astounding truth. Everyone thought they were Dumbo.”
August 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Pg 36 Guardian

See what I mean? One page for guardian, heaps for Druid. Guardian has 2 pages in total, one is fluff (good, I love fluff. Thank you) so I hope their abilities fuckin’ rock.

… Hope ability does.

CLASS ABILITY FUCKING ROCKS TOO.
CLASS FEATURE Unstoppable Once per long rest, you can become Unstoppable. You gain an Unstoppable Die. At level 1, your Unstoppable Die is a d4. Place it on your character sheet in the space provided, starting with the 1 value facing up. After you make a damage roll that deals 1 or more Hit Points to a target, increase the Unstoppable Die value by one. When the die's value would exceed its maximum value or when the scene ends, remove the die and drop out of Unstoppable. At level 5, your Unstoppable Die increases to a d6. While Unstoppable, you gain the following benefits: • You reduce the severity of physical damage by one threshold (Severe to Major, Major to Minor, Minor to None). • You add the current value of the Unstoppable Die to your damage roll. • You can't be Restrained or Vulnerable. Tip: If your Unstoppable Die is a d4 and the 4 is currently facing up, you remove the die the next time you would increase it. However, if your Unstoppable Die has increased to a d6 and the 4 is currently facing up, you'll turn it to 5 the next time you would increase it. In this case, you'll remove the die after you would need to increase it higher than 6.
August 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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A screenshot from google translate that translates “hello i am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?” Into Chinese: 你好，我正在逃离美国百年来 公的屈辱。你能告诉我在哪里可以买到白色怪物能量饮料吗？ Nĩ hão, wò zhèngzài táolí mẽiguó băinián lái de qurũ. Nì néng gàosù wò zài nắli keyi mài dào báisè guàiwù néngliàng yinliào ma?
August 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Weird fetishist? Hell yea- aww.
A suggested follow on BlueSky for the user “brendle”, @brendle.BSky.social , with the description “word fetishist”. The profile picture is of a tonberry wearing shades and blowing out a puff of air.
August 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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A packet of the snacks “kreenuts”, superimposed with the text “In the supermarket straight up jorkin' it. and by it, haha, I mean my kreenuts”
July 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Something like this?
DISCLAIMER! THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS PROGRAM ARE THOSE OF THE SPEAKERS AND DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE VIEWS OR POSITIONS OF ANY ENTITIES THEY REPRESENT.
July 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Screenshot of RDR 2 character Arthur Morgan, with a Facebook comment from the page ">Implying video games are fun" saying "I dunno Dutch as long as they ain't fiddlin with real life horses these anime girl drawings ain't hurtin no one"
July 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Tumblr post from user wilbr. A bear wearing a sweater and green jeans is looking at a display case in a pastry shop. A speech bubble reads: “LOOK AT ALL THESE SWEETS! CAKES, PIES, DOUGHNUTS, BONBONS, CREAM FILLED LONG JOHNS! IT'S A CHUBSTER'S PARADISE!! QUESTION IS, WHAT SHALL PAPA BEAR GET?” I ask myself this question every day. Tumblr user theroomyouneverenter Comments: this is how i talk to myself in my head
June 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Loop Quiet Block most noise Mid-level noise reduction of up to SNR 26 dB Muffles voices & blocks background noise Soft touch, maximum comfort 100% hypoallergenic silicone Loop Experience Filter sound for clarity Low-level noise reduction of up to SNR 18 dB Retains a crisp, clear sound Metalized coating Acoustic channel & filter Loop Engage Designed with conversation in mind Low-level noise reduction of up to SNR 16 dB Crisp, clear sound with reduced occlusion effect Transparent colors Acoustic channel & filter
May 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Yep, me.
A wrist, tattooed with the Loss.jpg GIF.
May 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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See a tattoo, post a tattoo.

This is my most visible one, and nearly always has a “wait, is that a fucking loss.jpg tattoo?” response.

It’s perfect.
A forearm and wrist (with visible sexy veins) and a blank ink tattoo forming the loss.jpg glyph.
May 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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195.
A Nintendo 64 controller, with a sketched diagram overlaid. The left stick has “left hand”, the right stick has “right hand” and the centre stick has “mouth” with a sketch of someone fellating it.
April 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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"They're consensual" will cover it.

You also have time to order some business cards, something like this:
A small white card with the following text: "YES, I AM TALL. YOU ARE VERY OBSERVANT FOR NOTICING. THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME. 6 FEET, 9 INCHES. SIZE 16 SHOE. (YES, REALLY.) NO, I DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL. DO YOU PLAY MINIATURE GOLF? THE WEATHER IS PERFECT UP HERE. I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION."
April 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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194.
A screenshot from WoW. A tiny corgi is saying “This entire city must be purged.”
April 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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193.
A small tyranid miniature is holding a pair of jeans.
April 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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192.
A Facebook suggested advertisement for “brunch ideas”. Pictured is a vibrator, a sheer black bra, and a wand vibrator.
April 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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191. (I can’t remember or find the author/source of this, please let me know if you know.)
A TTRPG Microgame: 18. BAIT AND SWITCH A game of lying to your friends. Rules Gather players under the pretense of playing Dungeons & Dragons. Tell a story together. Insist when necessary that yes, this is Dungeons & Dragons. The game ends in a loss if any of the rules of Dungeons & Dragons are followed.
April 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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190.
Online reviews for the perfume “Alien Mugler”. - This is a true Marmite of perfumes - nuenue05/18/2024 06:21 Smells like when a dentist has his elastic gloves in your mouth. usually behaves. its quite clinical, almost like something a smell i would get from a medicated cream from the dermatologist hahaha. it has quite a nails on chalkboard screechy feel which just draws me so much further into this scent. that strange character - nisarsarah904/17/2024 04:14 Long lasting beautiful scent. However, it makes me a little nauseous. but overall good scent! - on me, it smells like gasoline.... -I was unable to understand what I was smelling and it was hard to scrub off. Further reviews: “SaraZigova02/18/2024 06:19 Extremely attention seeking perfume But both my husband and son said it was 'generic'. synthetic and unbearably.....close to death? it makes me smell like a hot 50 year old woman,
April 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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189.
A sign is pictured, with their hand and thumb carefully positioned to cover two letters, making the sign read “GO NUT IN HER”. The image is captioned “In case you were looking for a sign”
April 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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188. (May be ai, but I don’t THINK so? It’ll get shitcanned if it is.)
A skeleton in armour is standing in a field. The image is captioned “DESPAIR IS EASY. HOPE IS HARD AND BROTHER, I LIKE TO STAY HARD”
April 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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187.
A wikipedia image of a block of Philadelphia cream cheese. The image is captioned "A block of Philadelphia brand cream cheese with its flaps spread open"
April 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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186.
A windows confirmation dialogue asking if the user wishes to delete a folder named “Katy Perry - Firework Meme”
April 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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185.
A picture of a white can of monster, with a lot of pre workout powder sloppily dumped on top. The image is superimposed with the text “ Dont forget to train your heart to failure too Never skip heart day”
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM