Will
@william9000.bsky.social
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer
- Tom Lehrer
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Watching Frankenstein and Oscar Isaac is pretty good in it, but his performance pales in comparison to his work as Detective Fartman in Lenny the Wonder Dog.
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Watching Frankenstein and Oscar Isaac is pretty good in it, but his performance pales in comparison to his work as Detective Fartman in Lenny the Wonder Dog.
@buffyringer.bsky.social made me think of you
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 AM
@buffyringer.bsky.social made me think of you
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Bad Bunny performance so disrespectful, did he not know where he was performing? Singing a song about New York in California, disgraceful
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Bad Bunny performance so disrespectful, did he not know where he was performing? Singing a song about New York in California, disgraceful
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words
February 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words
I came to my therapist yesterday, so that was nice.
February 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I came to my therapist yesterday, so that was nice.
I wish I could go back to the way things were for a day or two, but I don’t have a Time Machine and it wouldn’t prevent the future from coming; but it’d just be nice if I could go back for a few days and leave the worries of my life behind(?) for a bit.
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I wish I could go back to the way things were for a day or two, but I don’t have a Time Machine and it wouldn’t prevent the future from coming; but it’d just be nice if I could go back for a few days and leave the worries of my life behind(?) for a bit.
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So for anyone who missed it, mass murderer khamenei climbed out of the earth for the first time in about two weeks just to give a speech in which he simultaneously called protesters dāešī (ISIS member) and coup plotters and threatened to start a regional war if US attacks all in the same breath.
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
So for anyone who missed it, mass murderer khamenei climbed out of the earth for the first time in about two weeks just to give a speech in which he simultaneously called protesters dāešī (ISIS member) and coup plotters and threatened to start a regional war if US attacks all in the same breath.
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Thomas Massie may be our only hope.
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Thomas Massie may be our only hope.
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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I should have done this years ago. Here is every "literal video version" parody that I ever made, all in one place (including a remastered "Total Eclipse of the Heart"). Many of these haven't been online in years, not even as third party re-uploads. And now they're yours, if you want, forever.
Literal Video Versions, 2009-2019 : David A. Scott Jr. : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Here are all of the literal video version parodies that I made from 2009 to 2019. The literal video style, created by Dustin McLean in 2008, involves...
archive.org
January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I should have done this years ago. Here is every "literal video version" parody that I ever made, all in one place (including a remastered "Total Eclipse of the Heart"). Many of these haven't been online in years, not even as third party re-uploads. And now they're yours, if you want, forever.
What are even supposed to do?
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
What are even supposed to do?
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This and "OmG tHe WaVe!!!"
Anyways I go to *A Lot* of baseball games and turns out most of you fuckers failed geometry.
Anyways I go to *A Lot* of baseball games and turns out most of you fuckers failed geometry.
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This and "OmG tHe WaVe!!!"
Anyways I go to *A Lot* of baseball games and turns out most of you fuckers failed geometry.
Anyways I go to *A Lot* of baseball games and turns out most of you fuckers failed geometry.
We should be out in the streets with nooses,guillotines,flamethrowers,etc… this country is a joke if this is our response to pedos getting away with trafficking and raping children.
youtu.be/HLxSIrSl1Pk?...
youtu.be/HLxSIrSl1Pk?...
Super Cassette - Bastille Day (Garage Version) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Super Cassette
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We should be out in the streets with nooses,guillotines,flamethrowers,etc… this country is a joke if this is our response to pedos getting away with trafficking and raping children.
youtu.be/HLxSIrSl1Pk?...
youtu.be/HLxSIrSl1Pk?...
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Boy, I sure dodged a bullet there
--Drake and Nicki Minaj about each other
--Drake and Nicki Minaj about each other
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Boy, I sure dodged a bullet there
--Drake and Nicki Minaj about each other
--Drake and Nicki Minaj about each other
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we're now streaming Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social to raise funds for World Central Kitchen
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
we're now streaming Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social to raise funds for World Central Kitchen
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MASH is great because sometimes it's about the horrors of war and other times Hawkeye just wants some ribs.
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
MASH is great because sometimes it's about the horrors of war and other times Hawkeye just wants some ribs.
Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish followers.
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish followers.
About to go into therapy I hope I can say what I need to say.
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
About to go into therapy I hope I can say what I need to say.
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Dems are still voting for Trump's appointee picks. They look around them and think "ah yes, we need to do a bipartisanship and acquiesce to the nazis."
They are worse than useless. They don't even feign opposition. They're a danger to this country.
They are worse than useless. They don't even feign opposition. They're a danger to this country.
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dems are still voting for Trump's appointee picks. They look around them and think "ah yes, we need to do a bipartisanship and acquiesce to the nazis."
They are worse than useless. They don't even feign opposition. They're a danger to this country.
They are worse than useless. They don't even feign opposition. They're a danger to this country.
I wanna cry but I don’t have anymore tears.
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I wanna cry but I don’t have anymore tears.