💥will-i-am w crashout💥
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"My safe space is your last nerve." or "The human equivalent of a FAFO button." Simp pulverizer. Hater of things that make boomers smile Uwu
Public Crashouts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaax7vsu6e7w
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if i had an arch nemesis id sneak into their home every time they were using a crockpot and turn it off
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if i had an arch nemesis id sneak into their home every time they were using a crockpot and turn it off
Bacardi is really supposed to be in a box outside next to the bin or on a pirate ship only
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bacardi is really supposed to be in a box outside next to the bin or on a pirate ship only
Sometimes a come in from tending to my flock and I just drink tea and think about the moment and cherish it kinda like what I would imagine how a drunk feels in the am when they take that first shot of Bacardi.
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sometimes a come in from tending to my flock and I just drink tea and think about the moment and cherish it kinda like what I would imagine how a drunk feels in the am when they take that first shot of Bacardi.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood 🤍
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood 🤍
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You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
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This is the 10 o’clockiest 7 o’clock ever.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is the 10 o’clockiest 7 o’clock ever.
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everyone get weirder and gayer
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
everyone get weirder and gayer
We have settled in a valley near a stream with our yurt and herds.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We have settled in a valley near a stream with our yurt and herds.
I really believed that we would become Olympic level long distance runners though 😩
a man wearing headphones and a hoodie that says dairy on it
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a hoodie that says dairy on it
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I really believed that we would become Olympic level long distance runners though 😩
Should I let them be Will Ferrel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Should I let them be Will Ferrel?
I scrolled… Uneventful
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I scrolled… Uneventful
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all things considered l think I’d like the blue pill
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
all things considered l think I’d like the blue pill
Me: my head hurts
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me: my head hurts
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
I saw the word Crashout and waited and waited and waited but…
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I saw the word Crashout and waited and waited and waited but…
Anxious talking is a poor use of valuable resources
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Anxious talking is a poor use of valuable resources
I need vegan Thai curry and a protein shake. And $17 million in all 20s
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I need vegan Thai curry and a protein shake. And $17 million in all 20s
🔵 I don’t like when my food touches, I use cafeteria trays at home?
🟢 Damn, were you raised in prison?
🟢 Damn, were you raised in prison?
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
🔵 I don’t like when my food touches, I use cafeteria trays at home?
🟢 Damn, were you raised in prison?
🟢 Damn, were you raised in prison?
Lo-fi and chill?
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Lo-fi and chill?
There may be certain times when a joke about one’s entrepreneurial acumen could be a bad idea
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There may be certain times when a joke about one’s entrepreneurial acumen could be a bad idea
Songs that give me the ick:
Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift
Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift
Songs that give me the ick:
Father Figure by George Michael
Father Figure by George Michael
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Songs that give me the ick:
Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift
Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift
I know your name isn’t Eugene but you look like a Eugene Eugene
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I know your name isn’t Eugene but you look like a Eugene Eugene
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why do i hide my flaws, they're perfect
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
why do i hide my flaws, they're perfect
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So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight
September 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight