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Weasel, on the tee at the 19th
@wildweasel486.bsky.social
https://netizen.club/~wildweasel

He/him. Chronicler of video golf over the ages. Requires DirectX 5, supports 3D acceleration.
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👍, 🐂💩⛔.
Real golf is immoral. Virtual golf is forever.

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Hey, Game Devs! Do you need placeholder text for Your in-game computers, books, and other assets? Don't waste money, time, and reputation with AI - hire me to write it instead! I guarantee that none of the words you will see will have ever been strung together in quite that order before.
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youtu.be/yYcxUhZaeM0 - this track carries all the energy of a PS2-era Yakuza battle theme.

It plays in the _replay menu_. You're likely going to be hearing it for 5 seconds.
TXR2 soundtrack 25-giga-zone-999
YouTube video by 619BanditVP916
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just enough to power roughly half a Christmas worth of toys, in the 80s. 😜
(8 PACK) Energizer MAX D Alkaline Batteries for $6.99 on Woot w/ code BATTERY at checkout buff.ly/nUwkpcf #ad
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Going through my old C64 disks from over 40 years ago, and I made some weird things.
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Track of the evening: The lead-off track on The Fixx's 1982 "Shuttered Room"; I confess I have never made any effort to parse the lyrics, but the urgent energy of it makes it weirdly motivating.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-rq...
The Fixx - I Found You
YouTube video by hellrazor227
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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It’s nice to be told by someone they are proud of you. Sometimes it doesn’t happen enough.

But I’m proud of you! And so is Poppy!

Keeping doing your best! And keep fighting the good fight!

❤️
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Quoting myself to break this out into a thread, because I remembered (once again) my favorite part of Fire Emblem Awakening - StreetPass armies. While you can't name or customize anyone but The Tactician, you *can* name people's weapons at the Forge (with limits), and set custom greeting messages.
The ultimate form of self-expression in games like that is what you named your party members. I love loading up saves from used copies of RPGs just to see that stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is an great quote and it's a shame that it came from Rick and Morty.
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Plex's chosen default poster for Charlie's Angels (2000) crops out Lucy Liu. Well, damn it, I won't stand for that.
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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So I’ve taken Disapproving Rabbits out of retirement as part of the resistance. Proceeds will go to The Bond Between who are taking in pets after people are disappeared by ICE. www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Di...
"Disapproving Rabbits Minnesota Rebel ICE" Sticker for Sale by Birdchick
Buy "Disapproving Rabbits Minnesota Rebel ICE" by Birdchick as a Sticker
www.redbubble.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Neil Young reasserts that he's a Good Dude.
"Amazon is owned by Jeff Bezos, a billionaire backer of the president," writes Neil Young. “The president's international policies and his support of ICE, make it impossible for me to ignore his actions.”

He also announced that anyone in Greenland can access his entire catalog for free at his site.
Neil Young Reasserts Amazon Boycott, Gifts Entire Catalog To Greenland
In October, Neil Young pulled his catalog from Amazon Music and called for a boycott. “BUY LOCAL. BUY DIRECT. BEZOS SUPPORTS THIS GOVERNMENT. IT DOES NOT SUPPORT YOU OR ME,” he wrote. Now, he’s reasse...
stereogum.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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nelda nockbladder's anatomy lesson, screenshot, pc (1997) www.mobygames.com/game/24504/n...
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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making up a guy: a guy that has numerous OCs that they can't draw, so they instead create them with video games - except their tool of choice is the Super Mario 64 title screen.

their thumbstick accuracy is disconcertingly good. you aren't quite sure how this mario looks so much like Tom Hanks.
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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they knew from moment one "we gotta do a shot where it's close up and mostly silhouette and his eyes narrow, it's gonna be raw as fuck"
I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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reminder that i’m making a simple static site generator with zero AI involved

make your own website now and it’ll be that much easier to fuck off of Bluesky when you inevitably need to
alright let's do this

bimbo beta is now available on itch. check it out and tell me if this shit works at all iznaut.itch.io/bimbo
bimbo by isabelle adena kestrel
a static site generator for dumb girls
iznaut.itch.io
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Warner Bros DVDs are beginning to make themselves well known as my nemesis. At least four titles so far all throw "Title #1 reports a length of [length], actual length is [shorter length], assuming fake title" (or navigation error). Badly authored discs that play on real-hardware but not on PC.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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It's getting down to the end of the month again and I'm barely halfway to making rent. I need some help. I had a job interview with Applebees last Tuesday but I haven't heard back from them. The income I get from Youtube/etc. is limited. Please offer #mutualaid if you can. ko-fi.com/blazehgehg/g...
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January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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scrolling reels with @miishiikins.bsky.social last night I came across this very one! miss my namco museum collection though that will be a whole other post in the future. as for Valkyrie I was always blown away by the arcade soundtrack! a fun game I had not heard of until Namco Museum Vol. 5 on PS
The sense of depth in this game is really impressive. Great use of sprite scaling!

Valkyrie no Densetsu / The Legend of Valkyrie (Arcade, Namco, 1989)
January 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Here's the second laserdisc rip of the day. Aliens, Dragons, Monsters and Me [1986]. A documentary about the life and works of animator Ray Harryhausen, narrated by Gary Owens (OG Space Ghost, Powdered Toast Man) with cameo by Harryhausen's friend Ray Bradbury. archive.org/details/alie...
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
a cornerstone of my personal library; recommended reading from @mossrc.bsky.social 👍
The Secret History of Mac Gaming: Expanded Edition

This newly expanded book by award-winning writer Richard Moss showcases the Mac’s gaming credentials in meticulous detail.

Buy now: www.bitmapbooks.com/collections/...

#bitmapbooks #booksky #apple @mossrc.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I love a good (in-game) war story. So I was delighted to see SovietWomble's latest in my YT subs: a tale of brotherly betrayal, and a screed against toxic minmaxing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF80...

CWs apply: Womble uses rude language, also (mostly censored) nudity because this *is* Rust after all.
A Rust Story - The Battle of Honeypot Hill (2025)
YouTube video by SovietWomble
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM