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Lover of heavy metal and all things humorous. And cats. Definitely cats.
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This whole month has felt like wet socks
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 AM
This whole month has felt like wet socks
When Death tells you to pull the plug, you pull the plug.
When Kool & The Gang tells you to get down on it, you get down on it.
When Van Halen says right now, you do it right fucking now.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
When Death tells you to pull the plug, you pull the plug.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
In a large, deep stainless steel pot combine grapes and water.
👀 I guess this wasn’t meant to be done from the kitchen. 😁
In a large, deep stainless steel pot combine grapes and water.
👀 I guess this wasn’t meant to be done from the kitchen. 😁
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"I'm delighted to meet you, Ms. Chalmers," he said, coming forward.
"I'm delighted to meet you, Ms. Chalmers," he said, coming forward.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“It’s already dark, she says”
*spoiler 1: I didn’t forget the full stop
*spoiler 2: the sentence before this one is roughly two pages long
“It’s already dark, she says”
*spoiler 1: I didn’t forget the full stop
*spoiler 2: the sentence before this one is roughly two pages long
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
In a large, deep stainless steel pot combine grapes and water.
👀 I guess this wasn’t meant to be done from the kitchen. 😁
In a large, deep stainless steel pot combine grapes and water.
👀 I guess this wasn’t meant to be done from the kitchen. 😁
Can anyone recommend a good online bakers supply store? I’m looking for an adjustable stainless cake collar and I’m not interested in buying from Amazon or the like.
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Can anyone recommend a good online bakers supply store? I’m looking for an adjustable stainless cake collar and I’m not interested in buying from Amazon or the like.
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If you're interested, I just completed my first cozy mystery. I had a lot of fun writing it. I think it turned out well and I'm planning on writing a series based on the main character. Anyway, here's the first Maris Thorne Mystery. I hope you enjoy it! 😀
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The Four Guests at the Candlehouse Inn (A Maris Thorne Mystery)
When the tide traps them, the truth starts to rise.
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January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If you're interested, I just completed my first cozy mystery. I had a lot of fun writing it. I think it turned out well and I'm planning on writing a series based on the main character. Anyway, here's the first Maris Thorne Mystery. I hope you enjoy it! 😀
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
Hello darkness, my old friend
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
I am:
1. The highway
2. Not your carpet ride
3. The sky
4. Not your blowing wind
5. The lightning
I am:
1. The highway
2. Not your carpet ride
3. The sky
4. Not your blowing wind
5. The lightning
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
I am:
1. The smokestack shadow that never stops rising
2. The hunger-eyed wanderer watching your windows glow
3. The low growl under the floorboards
4. The ember that refuses to die
5. The shape that learns your name before you speak it
I am:
1. The smokestack shadow that never stops rising
2. The hunger-eyed wanderer watching your windows glow
3. The low growl under the floorboards
4. The ember that refuses to die
5. The shape that learns your name before you speak it
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
I am:
1. The astro creep
2. A demolition-style hell american freak
3. The crawling dead
4. A phantom in a box
5. A shadow in your head
I am:
1. The astro creep
2. A demolition-style hell american freak
3. The crawling dead
4. A phantom in a box
5. A shadow in your head
January 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
I am:
1. The highway
2. Not your carpet ride
3. The sky
4. Not your blowing wind
5. The lightning
I am:
1. The highway
2. Not your carpet ride
3. The sky
4. Not your blowing wind
5. The lightning
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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If you're interested, I just posted my latest short story. I feel like this is my best one yet, but who knows. I truly hope you enjoy it when you read it. 😀
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The Mirrors Are Telling The Truth (A Short Story)
When the mirrors start telling the truth, it’s already too late.
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January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If you're interested, I just posted my latest short story. I feel like this is my best one yet, but who knows. I truly hope you enjoy it when you read it. 😀
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
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January 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
I did not want to spend my day shoveling. 🥶
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I did not want to spend my day shoveling. 🥶
In a break from tradition, I have made a Peppermint Mousse Cake, instead of the usual holiday cheesecake. 😋
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
In a break from tradition, I have made a Peppermint Mousse Cake, instead of the usual holiday cheesecake. 😋
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/31 - Party
Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying
open.spotify.com/track/1jMjbr...
#SoundtrackThis
12/31 - Party
Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying
open.spotify.com/track/1jMjbr...
December 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/31 - Party
Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying
open.spotify.com/track/1jMjbr...
#SoundtrackThis
12/31 - Party
Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying
open.spotify.com/track/1jMjbr...
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/30 - Protest
Twisted Sister - We’re Not Gonna Take It
open.spotify.com/track/5X79Vg...
#SoundtrackThis
12/30 - Protest
Twisted Sister - We’re Not Gonna Take It
open.spotify.com/track/5X79Vg...
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/30 - Protest
Twisted Sister - We’re Not Gonna Take It
open.spotify.com/track/5X79Vg...
#SoundtrackThis
12/30 - Protest
Twisted Sister - We’re Not Gonna Take It
open.spotify.com/track/5X79Vg...
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If you're interested, I just posted my latest short story. This one is a lot of fun (at least I think it is). It only takes 8-9 minutes to read. I hope you enjoy it. 😃
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
The Office Extra (A Short Story)
Welcome to Cubicle Chaos: the office comedy that won’t let you clock out.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you're interested, I just posted my latest short story. This one is a lot of fun (at least I think it is). It only takes 8-9 minutes to read. I hope you enjoy it. 😃
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
2025 is almost over, so I’d like to know:
What has been your highlight of 2025?
Bringing home these two little weirdos. 🥰
What has been your highlight of 2025?
Bringing home these two little weirdos. 🥰
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
2025 is almost over, so I’d like to know:
What has been your highlight of 2025?
Bringing home these two little weirdos. 🥰
What has been your highlight of 2025?
Bringing home these two little weirdos. 🥰
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/29 - Stanley & Fitz
Grover Washington, Jr - Just the Two of Us
open.spotify.com/track/2tH28Y...
#SoundtrackThis
12/29 - Stanley & Fitz
Grover Washington, Jr - Just the Two of Us
open.spotify.com/track/2tH28Y...
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/29 - Stanley & Fitz
Grover Washington, Jr - Just the Two of Us
open.spotify.com/track/2tH28Y...
#SoundtrackThis
12/29 - Stanley & Fitz
Grover Washington, Jr - Just the Two of Us
open.spotify.com/track/2tH28Y...
Why is this in my saved photos?
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Why is this in my saved photos?
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/26 - Subway
Biohazard -Five Blocks to the Subway
open.spotify.com/track/2DwyYZ...
#SoundtrackThis
12/26 - Subway
Biohazard -Five Blocks to the Subway
open.spotify.com/track/2DwyYZ...
December 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/26 - Subway
Biohazard -Five Blocks to the Subway
open.spotify.com/track/2DwyYZ...
#SoundtrackThis
12/26 - Subway
Biohazard -Five Blocks to the Subway
open.spotify.com/track/2DwyYZ...
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Just posted my latest short story. This one is... well, it's something. 😀 Take a trip to East Texas in 1985. I hope you enjoy it!
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The Last Campfire Story (A Short Story)
This isn’t just a story. It’s a warning.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just posted my latest short story. This one is... well, it's something. 😀 Take a trip to East Texas in 1985. I hope you enjoy it!
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/23 - Moon
Job for a Cowboy- The Sun Gave Me Ashes So I Sought Out the Moon
open.spotify.com/track/3ToYQY...
#SoundtrackThis
12/23 - Moon
Job for a Cowboy- The Sun Gave Me Ashes So I Sought Out the Moon
open.spotify.com/track/3ToYQY...
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
12/23 - Moon
Job for a Cowboy- The Sun Gave Me Ashes So I Sought Out the Moon
open.spotify.com/track/3ToYQY...
#SoundtrackThis
12/23 - Moon
Job for a Cowboy- The Sun Gave Me Ashes So I Sought Out the Moon
open.spotify.com/track/3ToYQY...