🌊 Moby Heck 🐋
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🏳️🌈🤝🏳️⚧️ any/all. read/doodle/paint. wizard. unkillable untethered and incomprehensible.
today the girls sniffed their food, decided they weren't feeling it, and then ate eachothers food instead which WOULD be fine BUT the CHUNKY ONE is on a SPECIAL DIET of EXPENSIVE PRESCRIPTION KIB in SET PORTIONS because I need her to be able to groom her own butt D:
enjoy this PHOTO PROOF of my CAT who is OVERWEIGHT and ON A DIET climbing to the top of her sister's tree to STEAL HER FOOD
she has spent MONTHS pretending she is TOO FAT and TOO SCARED to climb this tree and we CAUGHT HER up there TODAY
she has spent MONTHS pretending she is TOO FAT and TOO SCARED to climb this tree and we CAUGHT HER up there TODAY
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
today the girls sniffed their food, decided they weren't feeling it, and then ate eachothers food instead which WOULD be fine BUT the CHUNKY ONE is on a SPECIAL DIET of EXPENSIVE PRESCRIPTION KIB in SET PORTIONS because I need her to be able to groom her own butt D:
someday friends 🫂
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
someday friends 🫂
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Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
enjoy this PHOTO PROOF of my CAT who is OVERWEIGHT and ON A DIET climbing to the top of her sister's tree to STEAL HER FOOD
she has spent MONTHS pretending she is TOO FAT and TOO SCARED to climb this tree and we CAUGHT HER up there TODAY
she has spent MONTHS pretending she is TOO FAT and TOO SCARED to climb this tree and we CAUGHT HER up there TODAY
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
enjoy this PHOTO PROOF of my CAT who is OVERWEIGHT and ON A DIET climbing to the top of her sister's tree to STEAL HER FOOD
she has spent MONTHS pretending she is TOO FAT and TOO SCARED to climb this tree and we CAUGHT HER up there TODAY
she has spent MONTHS pretending she is TOO FAT and TOO SCARED to climb this tree and we CAUGHT HER up there TODAY
what if I was a prospective whaler and you were a 6'5" tattooed harpoonist built like a brick shithouse and we both were staying at an inn before shipping out but the proprietor only had one bed left 👉👈 would you be okay with that 🥺 we would have to change in the same room tho 😳
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM
what if I was a prospective whaler and you were a 6'5" tattooed harpoonist built like a brick shithouse and we both were staying at an inn before shipping out but the proprietor only had one bed left 👉👈 would you be okay with that 🥺 we would have to change in the same room tho 😳
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
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Me: I have painstakingly created an airtight, sanitary seal to preserve this fruit. Should it remain undisturbed, it will outlast the end of humanity itself. It shall be my legacy.
Me, less than 24 hours later: mmm I could really go for a lil jam rn, yum yum
Me, less than 24 hours later: mmm I could really go for a lil jam rn, yum yum
January 27, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Me: I have painstakingly created an airtight, sanitary seal to preserve this fruit. Should it remain undisturbed, it will outlast the end of humanity itself. It shall be my legacy.
Me, less than 24 hours later: mmm I could really go for a lil jam rn, yum yum
Me, less than 24 hours later: mmm I could really go for a lil jam rn, yum yum
I am psychologically normal and can be trusted with craft supplies
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I am psychologically normal and can be trusted with craft supplies
my gender is a figment of your imagination
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
my gender is a figment of your imagination
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We now go live to the greenhouse for a look at some plants
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
We now go live to the greenhouse for a look at some plants
horsie calm timeline cleanse
January 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
horsie calm timeline cleanse
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Renee Good said “I’m not mad at you.”
Alex Pretti said “Are you ok?”
Alex Pretti said “Are you ok?”
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Renee Good said “I’m not mad at you.”
Alex Pretti said “Are you ok?”
Alex Pretti said “Are you ok?”
January 23, 2026 at 11:54 PM
a thread of ridiculous sentences that Dateline presents completely deadpan:
"so very different, these two ... like nitro and glycerine"
"so very different, these two ... like nitro and glycerine"
January 23, 2026 at 11:36 PM
a thread of ridiculous sentences that Dateline presents completely deadpan:
"so very different, these two ... like nitro and glycerine"
"so very different, these two ... like nitro and glycerine"
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I just saw this and it feels like an appropriate mantra for these trying times
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
January 22, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I just saw this and it feels like an appropriate mantra for these trying times
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Apart from bags and pouches, the Romans (who did not have pockets) used a variety of small boxes, some with sliding lids, to carry coins around with them, or wore bronze armbands with an integrated coin container."
"Apart from bags and pouches, the Romans (who did not have pockets) used a variety of small boxes, some with sliding lids, to carry coins around with them, or wore bronze armbands with an integrated coin container."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“What does it matter how this grief of mine evolves or what I do with it?”
“What does it matter how this grief of mine evolves or what I do with it?”
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
‘Even though there were no visible gates a risk still existed.’
‘Even though there were no visible gates a risk still existed.’
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Apart from bags and pouches, the Romans (who did not have pockets) used a variety of small boxes, some with sliding lids, to carry coins around with them, or wore bronze armbands with an integrated coin container."
"Apart from bags and pouches, the Romans (who did not have pockets) used a variety of small boxes, some with sliding lids, to carry coins around with them, or wore bronze armbands with an integrated coin container."
putting up an encouraging moodboard in my cube
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
putting up an encouraging moodboard in my cube
human head for a larger scale project. good time to practice what I learned at Gencon last year :)
the eyes have sculpted pupils which was weird to work around
the eyes have sculpted pupils which was weird to work around
January 19, 2026 at 9:27 AM
human head for a larger scale project. good time to practice what I learned at Gencon last year :)
the eyes have sculpted pupils which was weird to work around
the eyes have sculpted pupils which was weird to work around
smallest work I've done in quite a while
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 AM
smallest work I've done in quite a while
if your headlights are yellow I fw you
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
if your headlights are yellow I fw you
*sighs*
*puts on breeches*
*puts on tricorn*
*puts on breeches*
*puts on tricorn*
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
*sighs*
*puts on breeches*
*puts on tricorn*
*puts on breeches*
*puts on tricorn*
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He really is doing all of it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
He really is doing all of it.
I drew a snailfish!! love this animal
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I drew a snailfish!! love this animal
