Whalebone Jack
@whalebonejack.bsky.social
Sailor, Captain, Rigger, Warped Nitwit
All tweets reflect the express opinion of Palantir and Tesla.
All tweets reflect the express opinion of Palantir and Tesla.
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1 TON has ~907K grams. ~1 gram of cocaine can be fatal.
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
1 TON has ~907K grams. ~1 gram of cocaine can be fatal.
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
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People say they want to manufacture real things in America again BUT they complain that it’s “inappropriate” and “not productive” to talk about how we need lots of guillotines. Like make up your minds!
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
People say they want to manufacture real things in America again BUT they complain that it’s “inappropriate” and “not productive” to talk about how we need lots of guillotines. Like make up your minds!
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A reminder this holiday season and always
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A reminder this holiday season and always
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
How the fuck so you make cranberry sauce look dry???
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How the fuck so you make cranberry sauce look dry???
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One of my closest friends (guy who officiated my wedding) launched a YouTube channel about painting model kits. He's crazy good at it! Hes going to be livestreaming for the first time in about 10 minutes and you should come argue about Batman with me in the comments!
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
Kits From The Krypt
I've been painting figure model kits since I was 8 years old, and that was hundreds of years ago. After that long, it's safe to say it's a passion of mine, and I want to start sharing that passion wit...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
One of my closest friends (guy who officiated my wedding) launched a YouTube channel about painting model kits. He's crazy good at it! Hes going to be livestreaming for the first time in about 10 minutes and you should come argue about Batman with me in the comments!
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
www.youtube.com/@Kitsfromthe...
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
Gonna start adding mage to my captains license
And mage and sailor are not so far apart; both work with the powers of sky and sea, and bend great winds to the uses of their hands, bringing near what was remote.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gonna start adding mage to my captains license
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And mage and sailor are not so far apart; both work with the powers of sky and sea, and bend great winds to the uses of their hands, bringing near what was remote.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
And mage and sailor are not so far apart; both work with the powers of sky and sea, and bend great winds to the uses of their hands, bringing near what was remote.
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I say this every day
ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I say this every day
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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Real power is being able to cut them off from their revenue stream.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
What is the latest Black Friday boycott – and will it work?
While others scramble for deals on Black Friday and Cyber Monday, activists hope to leverage shopping behavior for societal change
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Real power is being able to cut them off from their revenue stream.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Wild how Mamdani is already cleaning up DC
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Wild how Mamdani is already cleaning up DC
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my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Going through the boat eating all the food bought for the delivery I can
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Going through the boat eating all the food bought for the delivery I can
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The Trump administration has declared that swastikas and nooses are no longer classified as hate symbols.
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Trump administration has declared that swastikas and nooses are no longer classified as hate symbols.
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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Also, Casimir Pulaski, who saved George Washington and was the leader of the Calvary was most probably intersex.
Funny how much they leave out of history, ain’t it?
Funny how much they leave out of history, ain’t it?
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Also, Casimir Pulaski, who saved George Washington and was the leader of the Calvary was most probably intersex.
Funny how much they leave out of history, ain’t it?
Funny how much they leave out of history, ain’t it?
Being banished (crawling into) to my goblin cave (the enginenroom) in the cliff face (boat I'm delivering) to tinker with items beyond my ken (the generator)
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Being banished (crawling into) to my goblin cave (the enginenroom) in the cliff face (boat I'm delivering) to tinker with items beyond my ken (the generator)
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Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta