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A Well-Sliced Sandwich
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Part of the no pie, no sledgehammer team.
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If you pitched a TV show where a southern Senator named Cotton advocated for the cold blooded murder of brown people because they were SUSPECTED of MAYBE providing drugs that his white constituents consume enthusiastically, you’d be told to tone down the obvious metaphors.
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you’re at a WNBA game and you see someone throw a sex toy onto the court, punch that person right in the dick as hard as you can. Encourage those around you to do the same. Who knows, it may form the basis for a lifelong friendship?
August 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
God damn it. Now I’m rooting for Shedeur Sanders?! How the fuck did this happen?
April 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you’re on a team with someone who is defending someone who is pro-eugenics, you’re on the wrong team. Further iterations of this text should not be necessary.

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Vance: a little eugenics shouldn’t cost this 25-year-old child his government job
February 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you’re on a team with someone who’s pro-eugenics, you’re on the wrong team. Write that down.
February 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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For context, the staffer was fired because he posted, "I just want a eugenic immigration policy, is that too much to ask," "You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity," and "Normalize Indian hate."
can't make it up
February 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Time to get completely off Twitter y’all. Fuck these Nazis.
January 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Part of the no pie no sledgehammer team.
January 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world- except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

-Miracle Max
December 25, 2024 at 3:30 AM