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well what's up on fake twitter
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
well what's up on fake twitter
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MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo?
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen
October 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo?
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen
somehow i think bluesky ended up sucking more than twitter. but slightly less than threads, which is so sucky i can't believe it's still running
October 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
somehow i think bluesky ended up sucking more than twitter. but slightly less than threads, which is so sucky i can't believe it's still running
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a dead sperm whale, moored by night to a whaleship at sea
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
a dead sperm whale, moored by night to a whaleship at sea
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In the midst of the personified impersonal, a personality stands here.
September 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In the midst of the personified impersonal, a personality stands here.
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you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils
September 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils
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It never wriggles.
September 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It never wriggles.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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The hacked emails of ex-Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak (story in post below) included a 2015 message from Epstein's assistant in which Barak was asked to contribute to a birthday booklet for Epstein. Shows Epstein repeatedly received such books on his birthday.
September 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The hacked emails of ex-Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak (story in post below) included a 2015 message from Epstein's assistant in which Barak was asked to contribute to a birthday booklet for Epstein. Shows Epstein repeatedly received such books on his birthday.
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That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
September 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
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let the old man alone; never speak to him, whatever he says
September 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
let the old man alone; never speak to him, whatever he says
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lmao lmao lmao lmao
September 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
lmao lmao lmao lmao
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INSPIRING: This Miraculous Major Leage Baseball Player Who Is Only Six Inches Tall Hits Home Run With #2 Pencil
August 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
INSPIRING: This Miraculous Major Leage Baseball Player Who Is Only Six Inches Tall Hits Home Run With #2 Pencil
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so the only legislative victories of labour, the uk's "centre-left" party are thus far
1. legal to kill grandma
2. all trans people banned
3. like 65% of all adults are now technically terrorists
4. do you have a loicense to read wikipedia
1. legal to kill grandma
2. all trans people banned
3. like 65% of all adults are now technically terrorists
4. do you have a loicense to read wikipedia
August 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
so the only legislative victories of labour, the uk's "centre-left" party are thus far
1. legal to kill grandma
2. all trans people banned
3. like 65% of all adults are now technically terrorists
4. do you have a loicense to read wikipedia
1. legal to kill grandma
2. all trans people banned
3. like 65% of all adults are now technically terrorists
4. do you have a loicense to read wikipedia
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what all this gibberish of yours is about, I don’t know, and I don’t much care
July 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
what all this gibberish of yours is about, I don’t know, and I don’t much care
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the English whalers sometimes affect a kind of metropolitan superiority over the American whalers; regarding the long, lean Nantucketer, with his nondescript provincialisms, as a sort of sea-peasant
July 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
the English whalers sometimes affect a kind of metropolitan superiority over the American whalers; regarding the long, lean Nantucketer, with his nondescript provincialisms, as a sort of sea-peasant
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mortal disasters have immemorially and indiscriminately befallen tens and hundreds of thousands of those who have gone upon the waters
July 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
mortal disasters have immemorially and indiscriminately befallen tens and hundreds of thousands of those who have gone upon the waters
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I feel deadly faint, bowed, and humped, as though I were Adam, staggering beneath the piled centuries since Paradise.
July 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I feel deadly faint, bowed, and humped, as though I were Adam, staggering beneath the piled centuries since Paradise.
biryani is one of the greatest dishes on earth like i can't think of anything else that makes me feel so satiated but also so healthy after i eat it. i feel like i could perform feats of strength. im mughal warrior maxxing
July 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
biryani is one of the greatest dishes on earth like i can't think of anything else that makes me feel so satiated but also so healthy after i eat it. i feel like i could perform feats of strength. im mughal warrior maxxing