Brett
@weakcookies.bsky.social
Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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Brett
@weakcookies.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Your lack of alt text is…something. I told your parents about it. They’re not mad, just very disappointed. Your mom cried.
Event Horizon 2: Toyotathon
Toyotathon the Inevitable
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Event Horizon 2: Toyotathon
You can’t even wake up looking for the broccoli anymore, because of woke. I should not have to apologize! I am awake! I am looking for da broccoli! See me
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
You can’t even wake up looking for the broccoli anymore, because of woke. I should not have to apologize! I am awake! I am looking for da broccoli! See me
My masters thesis on how every hero does wear a cape, actually
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
My masters thesis on how every hero does wear a cape, actually
Day 4,588 of waking up lookin for da broccoli
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Day 4,588 of waking up lookin for da broccoli
Discarding every bible tract in the men’s room, in a single bound, is my superpower
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Discarding every bible tract in the men’s room, in a single bound, is my superpower
Like ten skeets or more, and the next one is free!
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Like ten skeets or more, and the next one is free!
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This little space heater got drunk and got in a fight. He’s sorry about the whole thing.
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This little space heater got drunk and got in a fight. He’s sorry about the whole thing.
Thickening my blood AND upgrading my heart’s horsepower 💪😤
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Thickening my blood AND upgrading my heart’s horsepower 💪😤
There have only been 100 British actors; past and present
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
There have only been 100 British actors; past and present
Back in the presence of Twiggy the in-law cat
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Back in the presence of Twiggy the in-law cat
Kirk Herbstraight of Gibraltar
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Kirk Herbstraight of Gibraltar
If democrats somehow regain power i am gonna ask for sanctions on Buc-ees nugget snacks for being too gd good
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
If democrats somehow regain power i am gonna ask for sanctions on Buc-ees nugget snacks for being too gd good
TIL that Ole Miss stands for “Ye Olden Mississippi Football Team”
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
TIL that Ole Miss stands for “Ye Olden Mississippi Football Team”
I have to get further out of my comfort zone in 2026. Must.
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I have to get further out of my comfort zone in 2026. Must.
In laws seem to own 5 and 10 packs of every single thing. Yet not one single drink koozie?
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
In laws seem to own 5 and 10 packs of every single thing. Yet not one single drink koozie?
Need a tech overlord to market a brain chip to give me a “high football IQ”
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Need a tech overlord to market a brain chip to give me a “high football IQ”
Dude looks like one of the Angry Birds pigs after a few whacks
This little space heater got drunk and got in a fight. He’s sorry about the whole thing.
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Dude looks like one of the Angry Birds pigs after a few whacks
Watching IU/Bama and I just saw a recruitment ad for the Secret Service. The uhhh S.S.
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Watching IU/Bama and I just saw a recruitment ad for the Secret Service. The uhhh S.S.
This little space heater got drunk and got in a fight. He’s sorry about the whole thing.
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This little space heater got drunk and got in a fight. He’s sorry about the whole thing.
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Movie where a guy gets loose in Paris with a huge pressure washer
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Movie where a guy gets loose in Paris with a huge pressure washer
We came to east tn again for some bonus family time. My mother in law has already asked several questions that we have answered 100 times before
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
We came to east tn again for some bonus family time. My mother in law has already asked several questions that we have answered 100 times before
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Better check yo shelf
Before you Rev-A-Shelf®️
Before you Rev-A-Shelf®️
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Better check yo shelf
Before you Rev-A-Shelf®️
Before you Rev-A-Shelf®️
Boarding the flu express to Atlanta
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Boarding the flu express to Atlanta
Good morning and happy new year from Shelter 20. Just waitin on a bus.
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Good morning and happy new year from Shelter 20. Just waitin on a bus.