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Brett

@weakcookies.bsky.social

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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · Jan 29

I like big CLOUDS 🧖‍♂️
and I cannot LIE 😇
I refer ya to my alveo-LI 🫁
That when a nail heats up 📛
and hits the ooey gooey gunk 🦠
and I’m coughing up a chunk 💨
I gets DUMB! 😵‍💫
Wanna grab the juice 🧃
Cuz a dab done knocked me loose 🫨

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 6h

That cheese was scary good

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 7h

By far the best aurora we have seen, and we have been to Iceland and Alaska multiple times. Thanks for the heads up! Here’s a couple bad (but neat!!) pics.

Northern lights as seen from an airplane. City lights below, green and red lights in the night sky.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 7h

We are seeing it right now from a plane going from DTW>IND!

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 9h

Can a 49 yo white man even understand what that means, or should I just move on

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 10h

I watched SINNERS and thought it was super…mid? 🥱 Was thinking it would be fresher than that.

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 18h

The time I went batshit crazy over cheese fondue

Me, posing with a fondue fork and a glass of beer. Not really smiling.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 18h

I saw at least 100, but these were the only two Invaders mosaics I snapped while out and about in Paris

A small tile mosaic set inside a large plain stone wall. Looks like a cry laughing cat emoji and a finger pointing at you emoji

Small tile mosaic of a blond woman smoking

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 19h

Speaking of double fog machines!!! Look at this industrial strength fogging gear Lorde brings on this tour. And I’m sure there was a twin at stage right. Fog was THICC and it worked so well with the lasers they had.

It’s a live music road case on casters. Built to house two large fog machines.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 19h

5 years because she probably leaves on her own if at all. Flaming Wreck is the goal, imo.

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 19h

Love finding new stuff

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 20h

I know why he’s had so many different jobs!

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 21h

SHOCKING: US Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy has died, after attempting to navigate a Parisian traffic roundabout in a mid sized sedan.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8d

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 21h

They didn’t *used* to fall out of trees until Sleepy Joe Biden

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 22h

Believe the case referenced is the Colorado court declaring Trump ineligible to run again in 2024 because of his attempted coup

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 1d

The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*.

The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.

Gabriel Milland @gabrielmilland.bsky.social · 1d

Tory culture spox demanding the BBC "grovel" to Trump is baffling. Who is this supposed to chime with?

Just a bizarre line that no one who doesn't use X would ever think.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 22h

Last night, Lorde in Paris. “Green Light”
Fantastic finale, capping a very fine trip. Back to our pets NOW!!! ✈️

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

Just gonna change my last name to Tyavis since that’s what the phone is always trying

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: The Supreme Court

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 1d

One of the most pervasive psy-ops ever was this sentiment that you're less "manly" if you don't have technical knowledge about cars.

Bro I don't give a shit about your decadently-sized pickup truck, I'll take the bus to your house and fuck your wife.

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

First French I really need is “where the fuck is your toilet seat and why haven’t you fixed that yet?”

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

Goth tendencies lettuce

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3d

Brasserie 3: Poisson’s Revenge

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

The 3 Steps You Take When You First Get To Heaven

mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

sometimes you just gotta post 1000 times about killing yourself, scream at god so hard that you throw your voice, and then punch a hole in your bedroom door, and then you are right as rain

Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

@cola.baby at the Place de la Révolution 🇫🇷 (aka Concorde Plaza) and was just reading about your new beanie, lookin sharp 😳

A fountain in the foreground, an obelisk in the background. It’s Place de la Révolution where the French kept the guillotine for a while.