Brett
@weakcookies.bsky.social
Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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Brett
@weakcookies.bsky.social
· Jan 29
I like big CLOUDS 🧖♂️
and I cannot LIE 😇
I refer ya to my alveo-LI 🫁
That when a nail heats up 📛
and hits the ooey gooey gunk 🦠
and I’m coughing up a chunk 💨
I gets DUMB! 😵💫
Wanna grab the juice 🧃
Cuz a dab done knocked me loose 🫨
and I cannot LIE 😇
I refer ya to my alveo-LI 🫁
That when a nail heats up 📛
and hits the ooey gooey gunk 🦠
and I’m coughing up a chunk 💨
I gets DUMB! 😵💫
Wanna grab the juice 🧃
Cuz a dab done knocked me loose 🫨
I watched SINNERS and thought it was super…mid? 🥱 Was thinking it would be fresher than that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I watched SINNERS and thought it was super…mid? 🥱 Was thinking it would be fresher than that.
The time I went batshit crazy over cheese fondue
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The time I went batshit crazy over cheese fondue
I saw at least 100, but these were the only two Invaders mosaics I snapped while out and about in Paris
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I saw at least 100, but these were the only two Invaders mosaics I snapped while out and about in Paris
SHOCKING: US Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy has died, after attempting to navigate a Parisian traffic roundabout in a mid sized sedan.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
SHOCKING: US Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy has died, after attempting to navigate a Parisian traffic roundabout in a mid sized sedan.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
Tory culture spox demanding the BBC "grovel" to Trump is baffling. Who is this supposed to chime with?
Just a bizarre line that no one who doesn't use X would ever think.
Just a bizarre line that no one who doesn't use X would ever think.
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.
Last night, Lorde in Paris. “Green Light”
Fantastic finale, capping a very fine trip. Back to our pets NOW!!! ✈️
Fantastic finale, capping a very fine trip. Back to our pets NOW!!! ✈️
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Last night, Lorde in Paris. “Green Light”
Fantastic finale, capping a very fine trip. Back to our pets NOW!!! ✈️
Fantastic finale, capping a very fine trip. Back to our pets NOW!!! ✈️
Just gonna change my last name to Tyavis since that’s what the phone is always trying
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Just gonna change my last name to Tyavis since that’s what the phone is always trying
BREAKING: The Supreme Court
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court
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One of the most pervasive psy-ops ever was this sentiment that you're less "manly" if you don't have technical knowledge about cars.
Bro I don't give a shit about your decadently-sized pickup truck, I'll take the bus to your house and fuck your wife.
Bro I don't give a shit about your decadently-sized pickup truck, I'll take the bus to your house and fuck your wife.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
One of the most pervasive psy-ops ever was this sentiment that you're less "manly" if you don't have technical knowledge about cars.
Bro I don't give a shit about your decadently-sized pickup truck, I'll take the bus to your house and fuck your wife.
Bro I don't give a shit about your decadently-sized pickup truck, I'll take the bus to your house and fuck your wife.
First French I really need is “where the fuck is your toilet seat and why haven’t you fixed that yet?”
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
First French I really need is “where the fuck is your toilet seat and why haven’t you fixed that yet?”
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Brasserie 3: Poisson’s Revenge
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Brasserie 3: Poisson’s Revenge
The 3 Steps You Take When You First Get To Heaven
sometimes you just gotta post 1000 times about killing yourself, scream at god so hard that you throw your voice, and then punch a hole in your bedroom door, and then you are right as rain
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The 3 Steps You Take When You First Get To Heaven
@cola.baby at the Place de la Révolution 🇫🇷 (aka Concorde Plaza) and was just reading about your new beanie, lookin sharp 😳
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
@cola.baby at the Place de la Révolution 🇫🇷 (aka Concorde Plaza) and was just reading about your new beanie, lookin sharp 😳
Fun thing to do in Paris is figure out who wears a beret earnestly vs ironically. It’s at least 96% real deal from what I can tell. But the closer you get to the Eiffel Tower the percentage of irony ticks up somewhat
Brett wore a raspberry beret the kind Brentany bought in a secondhand store
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Fun thing to do in Paris is figure out who wears a beret earnestly vs ironically. It’s at least 96% real deal from what I can tell. But the closer you get to the Eiffel Tower the percentage of irony ticks up somewhat
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The French put away the guillotine once they’d perfected a hotel shower/tub combo so dangerous and lethal, all they had to do was offer the prisoner one last bath
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The French put away the guillotine once they’d perfected a hotel shower/tub combo so dangerous and lethal, all they had to do was offer the prisoner one last bath
They say the Mona Lisa looks way different IRL and wow 🤯
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They say the Mona Lisa looks way different IRL and wow 🤯
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We are Rick Stevesing all over this bitch
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
We are Rick Stevesing all over this bitch
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Boss tries to fire me for weed but I sue claiming “conservative cannabism” exemption
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Boss tries to fire me for weed but I sue claiming “conservative cannabism” exemption
We are Rick Stevesing all over this bitch
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
We are Rick Stevesing all over this bitch
Boss tries to fire me for weed but I sue claiming “conservative cannabism” exemption
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Boss tries to fire me for weed but I sue claiming “conservative cannabism” exemption
Zohran Takes France: Free Fast Funiculars
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Zohran Takes France: Free Fast Funiculars
With France becoming frenchier every day, will the rich threaten to leave?
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
With France becoming frenchier every day, will the rich threaten to leave?
Just saw my very first turnstile jump IRL! Also, I didn’t see shit!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just saw my very first turnstile jump IRL! Also, I didn’t see shit!!
The French put away the guillotine once they’d perfected a hotel shower/tub combo so dangerous and lethal, all they had to do was offer the prisoner one last bath
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The French put away the guillotine once they’d perfected a hotel shower/tub combo so dangerous and lethal, all they had to do was offer the prisoner one last bath