wallbie
@wallbie.bsky.social
MDNI, Mostly NSFW, Religion=Cult
Nerd, perv, swinger, pleasure dom.
I make created wrestlers, record parody songs, and do other things here and there. I'm just here to have fun.
"Art is resistance" -NIN
Nerd, perv, swinger, pleasure dom.
I make created wrestlers, record parody songs, and do other things here and there. I'm just here to have fun.
"Art is resistance" -NIN
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wallbie
@wallbie.bsky.social
· Jan 22
I'm not leaving, but I'm changing my picture and keeping the banner with my "fuck nazis" t-shirt when I met Larry Flynt. My goal is to make nazis feel uncomfortable in a place they call home. They're locked in there with me.
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Let's move on from "Release the Epstein Files" to "Call Out Their Names".
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Let's move on from "Release the Epstein Files" to "Call Out Their Names".
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 24: Baxter Stockman, 2012 Nicktoons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (WWE 2K19)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 24: Baxter Stockman, 2012 Nicktoons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (WWE 2K19)
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 24: Baxter Stockman, 2012 Nicktoons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (WWE 2K19)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 24: Baxter Stockman, 2012 Nicktoons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (WWE 2K19)
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End the negativity
Stop the misogyny
Give praise where due
Stop the misogyny
Give praise where due
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
End the negativity
Stop the misogyny
Give praise where due
Stop the misogyny
Give praise where due
Good thing this mix tape wasn't around 26 years ago. I probably would've been more hung up on trying to win back my ex from high school. Lots of negative, toxic shit I recall going through came back in these lyrics. Goddamn that was 19-year-old me.
www.youtube.com/live/zig6qBy...
www.youtube.com/live/zig6qBy...
Tory Lanez Livestream • PLAYBOY Live
YouTube video by Tory Lanez
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Good thing this mix tape wasn't around 26 years ago. I probably would've been more hung up on trying to win back my ex from high school. Lots of negative, toxic shit I recall going through came back in these lyrics. Goddamn that was 19-year-old me.
www.youtube.com/live/zig6qBy...
www.youtube.com/live/zig6qBy...
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There's an unwritten rule in Hollywood that Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken can never appear on screen together or their weird charisma will open up a black hole.
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
There's an unwritten rule in Hollywood that Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken can never appear on screen together or their weird charisma will open up a black hole.
Last movie I watched in 2025 was Batman vs Robin. It should've been titled Court of Owls. Anyway, I just put it on because I was dozing off on the couch around 7pm, which is my new norm lately. My youngest was watching it too. It was great seeing his face light up when Robin was kicking ass.
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Last movie I watched in 2025 was Batman vs Robin. It should've been titled Court of Owls. Anyway, I just put it on because I was dozing off on the couch around 7pm, which is my new norm lately. My youngest was watching it too. It was great seeing his face light up when Robin was kicking ass.
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 23: Banshee, 1996 "Generation X" TV Movie (WWE 2K14)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 23: Banshee, 1996 "Generation X" TV Movie (WWE 2K14)
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 23: Banshee, 1996 "Generation X" TV Movie (WWE 2K14)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 23: Banshee, 1996 "Generation X" TV Movie (WWE 2K14)
So thankful I got laid one last time before 2025 ended. Time to attempt to sleep through some neighborhood fireworks since I have work in the morning.
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
So thankful I got laid one last time before 2025 ended. Time to attempt to sleep through some neighborhood fireworks since I have work in the morning.
Fuck. Power's out (again) and I had the brilliant idea of suggesting to my wife and two younger kids it would be a great time to look up creepypastas. 😂
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Fuck. Power's out (again) and I had the brilliant idea of suggesting to my wife and two younger kids it would be a great time to look up creepypastas. 😂
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Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 22: Batwoman, Legends of the Dead Earth (WWE 2K24)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 22: Batwoman, Legends of the Dead Earth (WWE 2K24)
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 22: Batwoman, Legends of the Dead Earth (WWE 2K24)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 22: Batwoman, Legends of the Dead Earth (WWE 2K24)
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Remember, if one (1) Somali immigrant steals a dollar, they all have to be deported, but if a white racist tv personality rapes children for a decade, he gets to be president twice and win a FIFA Peace Prize.
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Remember, if one (1) Somali immigrant steals a dollar, they all have to be deported, but if a white racist tv personality rapes children for a decade, he gets to be president twice and win a FIFA Peace Prize.
Here we go again
@support.bsky.team and @bsky.app
1) Oklahoma doesn't have any age restriction laws on social media; it's for porn sites, and 2) your verification link for my email isn't working AGAIN.
I will be 44 in a month and a half. Just took a pic. Can I please have my regular account back?
@support.bsky.team and @bsky.app
1) Oklahoma doesn't have any age restriction laws on social media; it's for porn sites, and 2) your verification link for my email isn't working AGAIN.
I will be 44 in a month and a half. Just took a pic. Can I please have my regular account back?
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Here we go again
@support.bsky.team and @bsky.app
1) Oklahoma doesn't have any age restriction laws on social media; it's for porn sites, and 2) your verification link for my email isn't working AGAIN.
I will be 44 in a month and a half. Just took a pic. Can I please have my regular account back?
@support.bsky.team and @bsky.app
1) Oklahoma doesn't have any age restriction laws on social media; it's for porn sites, and 2) your verification link for my email isn't working AGAIN.
I will be 44 in a month and a half. Just took a pic. Can I please have my regular account back?
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Don’t let them rewrite history. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi, for speaking out.
December 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Don’t let them rewrite history. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi, for speaking out.
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Went to a new barcade to check out the #pinballmachines. No vintage stuff, but they had a great selection of modern tables. I got to play #Godzilla for the first time! They also had a Galactic Tank Force machine, but that was occupied every time we walked by it. Next time!
#arcade
#arcade
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Went to a new barcade to check out the #pinballmachines. No vintage stuff, but they had a great selection of modern tables. I got to play #Godzilla for the first time! They also had a Galactic Tank Force machine, but that was occupied every time we walked by it. Next time!
#arcade
#arcade
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 21: Nightcrawler, X2 (WWE 2K14)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 21: Nightcrawler, X2 (WWE 2K14)
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 21: Nightcrawler, X2 (WWE 2K14)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 21: Nightcrawler, X2 (WWE 2K14)
This poor guy opened Pandora's box with me. 😅
So, I have 5 WWE video game Hold My Beer matches with Cyclops and Batman. Check my responses to see how they measure up when the game A.I. is playing my created wrestlers. You can fast forward to the end if you don't want to watch the fights.
So, I have 5 WWE video game Hold My Beer matches with Cyclops and Batman. Check my responses to see how they measure up when the game A.I. is playing my created wrestlers. You can fast forward to the end if you don't want to watch the fights.
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This poor guy opened Pandora's box with me. 😅
So, I have 5 WWE video game Hold My Beer matches with Cyclops and Batman. Check my responses to see how they measure up when the game A.I. is playing my created wrestlers. You can fast forward to the end if you don't want to watch the fights.
So, I have 5 WWE video game Hold My Beer matches with Cyclops and Batman. Check my responses to see how they measure up when the game A.I. is playing my created wrestlers. You can fast forward to the end if you don't want to watch the fights.
I'm trying to make wrestler move sets before the Super Bowl and I'm in the middle of Tombstone's. He's likely to be the last one I do tonight because I finally started drinking since I'm home alone. 🤷
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm trying to make wrestler move sets before the Super Bowl and I'm in the middle of Tombstone's. He's likely to be the last one I do tonight because I finally started drinking since I'm home alone. 🤷
I cannot believe I have encountered two YouTube videos from different channels who cannot correctly pronounce Todd McFarlane's name in the past 24 hours. Listen, dipshits, he says it right here at the top. It's not Mic-Far-Lain! Quit being ignorant.
youtu.be/AUjaoK9ahA8?...
youtu.be/AUjaoK9ahA8?...
Todd McFarlane Answers Comics Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I cannot believe I have encountered two YouTube videos from different channels who cannot correctly pronounce Todd McFarlane's name in the past 24 hours. Listen, dipshits, he says it right here at the top. It's not Mic-Far-Lain! Quit being ignorant.
youtu.be/AUjaoK9ahA8?...
youtu.be/AUjaoK9ahA8?...
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Donald Trump is “The Manchurian President “ planted by Putin to Bankrupt & Destroy our Democracy!
Don’t look for salvation outside “We The People” the American people must face the fact in order to save us, we must take ACTION! A REVOLUTION is most likely REQUIRED.
Don’t look for salvation outside “We The People” the American people must face the fact in order to save us, we must take ACTION! A REVOLUTION is most likely REQUIRED.
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Donald Trump is “The Manchurian President “ planted by Putin to Bankrupt & Destroy our Democracy!
Don’t look for salvation outside “We The People” the American people must face the fact in order to save us, we must take ACTION! A REVOLUTION is most likely REQUIRED.
Don’t look for salvation outside “We The People” the American people must face the fact in order to save us, we must take ACTION! A REVOLUTION is most likely REQUIRED.
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Conservatives don’t govern, they loot. Remember that the next time you vote.
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Conservatives don’t govern, they loot. Remember that the next time you vote.
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 20: Robin, Just Imagine... (WWE 2K24)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 20: Robin, Just Imagine... (WWE 2K24)
December 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Choose your top 25 favorite alternate reality versions of characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 20: Robin, Just Imagine... (WWE 2K24)
No explanations, no reviews.
Also, all made for #wallbieswarriors
Day 20: Robin, Just Imagine... (WWE 2K24)
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Cartoon by Bill Bramhall | Tribune Content Agency
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Cartoon by Bill Bramhall | Tribune Content Agency