wallbie
@wallbie.bsky.social
MDNI, Mostly NSFW, Religion=Cult
Nerd, perv, swinger, pleasure dom.
I make created wrestlers, record parody songs, and do other things here and there. I'm just here to have fun.
"Art is resistance" -NIN
Nerd, perv, swinger, pleasure dom.
I make created wrestlers, record parody songs, and do other things here and there. I'm just here to have fun.
"Art is resistance" -NIN
"Just remember the winner has to take a urinalysis for performance enhancing drugs."
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Just remember the winner has to take a urinalysis for performance enhancing drugs."
This just doesn't have the same oomph as that consonance from V For Vendetta.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This just doesn't have the same oomph as that consonance from V For Vendetta.
"...But I liked to get hands on."
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"...But I liked to get hands on."
Walt Disney's The Hateful Eight.
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Walt Disney's The Hateful Eight.
I got a robot bringing a sword to a gunfight.
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I got a robot bringing a sword to a gunfight.
My Batman roster is complete on WWE 2K24!
youtu.be/HKU985P_lLo?...
youtu.be/HKU985P_lLo?...
WWE 2K24 Batman Roster
YouTube video by wallbieswarriors
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November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My Batman roster is complete on WWE 2K24!
youtu.be/HKU985P_lLo?...
youtu.be/HKU985P_lLo?...
You never know who the daddy is.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You never know who the daddy is.
Microfilm that talks? Wouldn't that be a Beta Max?
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Microfilm that talks? Wouldn't that be a Beta Max?
Usually my motto at work.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Usually my motto at work.
So much for trying out that asphyxiation kink.
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So much for trying out that asphyxiation kink.
I hate being at this point in marriage where there's things you would like to talk about, but it feels like every opportunity isn't right because you know your partner well enough to see the topic will be received badly, especially if they're usually busy with something else.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I hate being at this point in marriage where there's things you would like to talk about, but it feels like every opportunity isn't right because you know your partner well enough to see the topic will be received badly, especially if they're usually busy with something else.
I don't think any toys stabbed at a dude's nuts with a butcher knife while he was trying to drive a car in any of the Toy Story movies.
youtu.be/XY3urIUUizU?...
youtu.be/XY3urIUUizU?...
Child's Play (1988) - Chucky Attacks Mike Scene (5/12) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I don't think any toys stabbed at a dude's nuts with a butcher knife while he was trying to drive a car in any of the Toy Story movies.
youtu.be/XY3urIUUizU?...
youtu.be/XY3urIUUizU?...
I went down to the ice with a bunch of other kids and gave a high five to Wooly What's-It. He's that pink dude in the first pic. His mitten was wet because he was laying there on the ice. Also, the fobs look like they were making out in that last pic.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I went down to the ice with a bunch of other kids and gave a high five to Wooly What's-It. He's that pink dude in the first pic. His mitten was wet because he was laying there on the ice. Also, the fobs look like they were making out in that last pic.
I got one for x-mas back in 1986 and saw him at Ice Capades the following year. My dad took the pictures. Looks like I gave Sir Ruxpin a reacharound under the tree. 😅
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I got one for x-mas back in 1986 and saw him at Ice Capades the following year. My dad took the pictures. Looks like I gave Sir Ruxpin a reacharound under the tree. 😅
Feed Her, Fuck Her can be hot.
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Feed Her, Fuck Her can be hot.
EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! 😂😂
That's like last week one of my dogs brought up a dead rat that still had frost on its body when I stopped by to visit my parents. She was prancing around all proud of that thing. I told her I wasn't petting her while that was in her mouth.
That's like last week one of my dogs brought up a dead rat that still had frost on its body when I stopped by to visit my parents. She was prancing around all proud of that thing. I told her I wasn't petting her while that was in her mouth.
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ALT: a close up of a doll 's face with the words imgplay below
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November 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! 😂😂
That's like last week one of my dogs brought up a dead rat that still had frost on its body when I stopped by to visit my parents. She was prancing around all proud of that thing. I told her I wasn't petting her while that was in her mouth.
That's like last week one of my dogs brought up a dead rat that still had frost on its body when I stopped by to visit my parents. She was prancing around all proud of that thing. I told her I wasn't petting her while that was in her mouth.
Joke's on you. I'm fat and still able to enjoy certain pleasures.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Joke's on you. I'm fat and still able to enjoy certain pleasures.